DogsDadBod
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The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become
There's something fundamental here that I think has been overlooked: there's no earthly way that Trump held still for the time needed for an MRI. If he couldn't, he would've been sedated. And, if sedated, he would not have been able to carry out his duties. So was Vance Acting POTUS for some time?
December 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
There's something fundamental here that I think has been overlooked: there's no earthly way that Trump held still for the time needed for an MRI. If he couldn't, he would've been sedated. And, if sedated, he would not have been able to carry out his duties. So was Vance Acting POTUS for some time?
Oh. Well you got a twofer, then! But agreed.
December 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh. Well you got a twofer, then! But agreed.
I just happened to open the page right when you posted. I am not--repeat not--a mash-F5 freak. I have enough other freakdoms to occupy my time.
December 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I just happened to open the page right when you posted. I am not--repeat not--a mash-F5 freak. I have enough other freakdoms to occupy my time.
My answer can be found in that very picture
December 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
My answer can be found in that very picture
These are the moments when I wish I could still drink: filling and killing time in that bizarre liminal space in the airport where there are no responsibilities and no real-world connections whatsoever
December 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
These are the moments when I wish I could still drink: filling and killing time in that bizarre liminal space in the airport where there are no responsibilities and no real-world connections whatsoever
Did you ever visit the Your dickard's Space Flight Center?
December 1, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Did you ever visit the Your dickard's Space Flight Center?
How much of it has present you checked off?
If those were mine, I'd say that I passed 2, 6, 8 and 9. I outright failed 3, 4, 5, 7, and 1 was a push.
If those were mine, I'd say that I passed 2, 6, 8 and 9. I outright failed 3, 4, 5, 7, and 1 was a push.
December 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
How much of it has present you checked off?
If those were mine, I'd say that I passed 2, 6, 8 and 9. I outright failed 3, 4, 5, 7, and 1 was a push.
If those were mine, I'd say that I passed 2, 6, 8 and 9. I outright failed 3, 4, 5, 7, and 1 was a push.
That's just a GBBO technical challenge instruction
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
That's just a GBBO technical challenge instruction
Thanks for this. It's so hard to find good, reflective, middle-aged-adult date nights around here. I'm too old and frail for axe-throwing and rage rooms.
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Thanks for this. It's so hard to find good, reflective, middle-aged-adult date nights around here. I'm too old and frail for axe-throwing and rage rooms.
"I don't think OJ would have killed Nicole and Ron, because that would be murder and he knows murder is illegal."
November 30, 2025 at 7:19 PM
"I don't think OJ would have killed Nicole and Ron, because that would be murder and he knows murder is illegal."
Necessary and encouraging, but I have to be critical and say that it's not nearly as forceful as it needs to be.
November 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Necessary and encouraging, but I have to be critical and say that it's not nearly as forceful as it needs to be.
"We found a Giant that had $0.75/lb sale on beef, so Heil...er, Hail Trump!"
November 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
"We found a Giant that had $0.75/lb sale on beef, so Heil...er, Hail Trump!"
Funny how we teach* about early 20th century robber barons - IN THOSE WORDS - and trust-busting in school with the context that it was A Good Thing and To Be Admired, and now...
*I can only assume it's now being systematically removed from elementary school and high school curricula nationwide.
*I can only assume it's now being systematically removed from elementary school and high school curricula nationwide.
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Funny how we teach* about early 20th century robber barons - IN THOSE WORDS - and trust-busting in school with the context that it was A Good Thing and To Be Admired, and now...
*I can only assume it's now being systematically removed from elementary school and high school curricula nationwide.
*I can only assume it's now being systematically removed from elementary school and high school curricula nationwide.
That's nothing; their opener is a small A Cupella group
November 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
That's nothing; their opener is a small A Cupella group
Per WaPo, they must support that he has the Personal Liberty to support the Free Market of private building contractors
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Per WaPo, they must support that he has the Personal Liberty to support the Free Market of private building contractors
When I went to the emergency room with a .35 BAC and a head wound, I apparently had a whole-ass CT scan. At least that's what my records and EOB says; couldn't tell you if I did. At least I know exactly what it was for after the fact.
November 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When I went to the emergency room with a .35 BAC and a head wound, I apparently had a whole-ass CT scan. At least that's what my records and EOB says; couldn't tell you if I did. At least I know exactly what it was for after the fact.
Does the word "promising" appear somewhere in there? I bet it does.
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Does the word "promising" appear somewhere in there? I bet it does.
&pizza leftovers. Cold garlic knots don't hold up like cold pizza, though.
November 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
&pizza leftovers. Cold garlic knots don't hold up like cold pizza, though.
Hence the Three Dog Night song, "Eli's Crying"
November 30, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Hence the Three Dog Night song, "Eli's Crying"
She doesn't know what either word means
November 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
She doesn't know what either word means
Why do they write this headline as though it's a listicle? "Seventeen vaccines that are better than eating an apple a day. Number six will blow your mind!"
(I know why they write this headline as though it's a listicle)
(I know why they write this headline as though it's a listicle)
November 30, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Why do they write this headline as though it's a listicle? "Seventeen vaccines that are better than eating an apple a day. Number six will blow your mind!"
(I know why they write this headline as though it's a listicle)
(I know why they write this headline as though it's a listicle)