DogsDadBod
@dogsdadbod.bsky.social
The better I get at improv, the more insufferable I become
The dog bed understander has checked in
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
The dog bed understander has checked in
What was its moodus operandi?
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
What was its moodus operandi?
Happy Best Framed Shot in Movie History Day
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Happy Best Framed Shot in Movie History Day
Hand dryer
Spread bonfire to dry forest floor
Terrorize dog
Terrorize cat
Pre-inflate condoms for Howie Mandel
Attach acetylene tank and lighter, immolate whomever you assume The Thing is imitating
Homemade wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man
Terrorize Howie Mandel
Awful blow job
Spread bonfire to dry forest floor
Terrorize dog
Terrorize cat
Pre-inflate condoms for Howie Mandel
Attach acetylene tank and lighter, immolate whomever you assume The Thing is imitating
Homemade wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man
Terrorize Howie Mandel
Awful blow job
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Hand dryer
Spread bonfire to dry forest floor
Terrorize dog
Terrorize cat
Pre-inflate condoms for Howie Mandel
Attach acetylene tank and lighter, immolate whomever you assume The Thing is imitating
Homemade wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man
Terrorize Howie Mandel
Awful blow job
Spread bonfire to dry forest floor
Terrorize dog
Terrorize cat
Pre-inflate condoms for Howie Mandel
Attach acetylene tank and lighter, immolate whomever you assume The Thing is imitating
Homemade wacky waving inflatable arm-flailing tube man
Terrorize Howie Mandel
Awful blow job
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
Adam Ruins Men's Fashion
November 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Adam Ruins Men's Fashion
Wait until his friends join in next time
November 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Wait until his friends join in next time
Mona was God’s perfect Cavalier/Cocker mix, which led to her (pictured) Cocker sister, Buffy, then two other (pictured in my avatar) non-cockers from the cocker rescue. They’re how I got my dog-dad bod.
November 17, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Mona was God’s perfect Cavalier/Cocker mix, which led to her (pictured) Cocker sister, Buffy, then two other (pictured in my avatar) non-cockers from the cocker rescue. They’re how I got my dog-dad bod.
Jokes on you. Meet her NEW boyfriend.
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Jokes on you. Meet her NEW boyfriend.
Jason's thirtieth victim sparks concerns over his use of machete
November 17, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Jason's thirtieth victim sparks concerns over his use of machete
No, you're not MacGyver and you're not going to disarm a nuke with flimsy, flat, non-Euclidean scrap metal.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 AM
No, you're not MacGyver and you're not going to disarm a nuke with flimsy, flat, non-Euclidean scrap metal.
So, like, 3,000 BCE?
November 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
So, like, 3,000 BCE?