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dochaus.bsky.social
Godspeed You! Space Cowboy
@dochaus.bsky.social
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Tech writer, voice actor, DC Sports fan too used to Moral Victories.

https://www.twitch.tv/wellhowdypardner
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dochaus.bsky.social
Dad decided to get a pair of tickets to see the Wizards choke on their own vomit against the Cavs. Guess I'm gonna go see them live in military-occupied DC.
December 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
dochaus.bsky.social
We're getting the "War" Department we deserve.
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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nurvuss.bsky.social
it's noctuesday. is that a thing? twitch.tv/nurvuss
nurvuss - Twitch
Twerkin and Amala Networkin
twitch.tv
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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cait.bsky.social
lmfao. chatgpt skipping the middleman and just sending you directly to the scammers now
r/ChatGPT 4h ChatGPT gave me a customer support phone that tried to steal my bank account info CSR Perfect. Since you opened the Chase Sapphire Reserve, you now have a free Priority Pass Select through Chase, which gives you your strongest possible case for a duplicate-membership courtesy refund on the $79 account. Here is your exact best-play sequence to maximize your odds of getting that $79 back. Step 1 - Call Priority Pass (Do This First Call: 1-800-352-5320 Call: 1-800-352-5320 Sav this word-for-word (this scrint is Had a wild situation with ChatGPT today. I was trying to get a refund from priority pass and asked chatGPT what the best way to do it was. It answered and gave me the phone number with a script. I called it thinking it was priority pass. I gave my name and address after describing the situation. Then they told me they would give me a credit that could be used at major retailers. Then they started asking what my routing number was which is when I got suspicious and I started hearing other people in the background being asked for a routing number. They weren't able to answer why so I hung up. I then went and confirmed the telephone number. ChatGPT gave me a number that didn't match up with priority pass at all. I asked where its source was for this and it was not able to tell me.
December 8, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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aurahack.ca
oh, okay then
December 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
dochaus.bsky.social
Wait wait wait you're telling me FIFA has ethics codes?
December 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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charredasperity.bsky.social
My car's brake line fell out, my insurance stopped covering my antidepressants, and I still have to pay my internet bill. I haven't gotten any commissions this month and I'm starting to panic.
charredasperity.bsky.social Charredmas-merry-ty (Commissions Open) @charredasperity.bsky.social · Feb 2
Art Commission Prices, DM or use google form to order.
Human, Furry, and Robot are all allowed (complex designs may have a small extra fee) Please provide references with your request.
Slots always open!
Commission Sheet. Sketch: 25 dollars, clean lines: 45 dollars, flat colors: 60 dollars, cel shading: 80 dollars, Soft shading: 100 dollars
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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zhugeex.com
Gou Zhongwen, the former director of China's State General Administration of Sports, was sentenced to death with a two-year reprieve over taking bribes and abusing power.

He was also in charge of esports.

esportsadvocate.net/2025/12/form...
Former Chinese Government Esports Chief Receives Death Penalty - The
On Dec. 8, 68-year-old Gou Zhongwen, a former minister of the Chinese General Administration of Sport (CGAS), was sentenced to death with a two-year reprieve
esportsadvocate.net
December 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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moth.gay
Hello. I need a Karine voice actor. Very low/zero pay right now, but for the right voice, many future paid opportunities will arise. NO VA EXPERIENCE NECESSARY: for this character, natural realism and a wide emotional range is needed (no “character voices”). Acting experience a plus. No terfs.
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
dochaus.bsky.social
Can we skip ahead a few months and get to the point where you're trading Wood/Abrams/Gore for more scratch-off tickets while the Lerners continue to look for someone to take the team off their hands?
nationals.com Washington Nationals @nationals.com · 1d
to our fans. to our city. ❤️

from Paul Toboni → bit.ly/4rL1PlA
A graphic featuring a photo of Nationals President of Baseball Operations Paul Toboni as well as a statement pulled from Toboni's letter to fans (link available in main copy). Top text reads: Inside The Front Office. To Our Fans And Our City. Bottom text reads: "Creating The Next Envy of Sport, by Paul Toboni, Washington Nationals President of Baseball Operations I want kids growing up in the D.C. area to fall in love with the game the same way I did -- by coming out to the ballpark. I want fans of all ages to know that when they come to Nationals Park, they'll see a team that plays hard for them -- driven every day by their support." The bottom of the graphic features a white Curly W logo.
December 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
An incensend Pikachu shouts at an offscreen sports game "Aggh, My fuckin' parlay. How will I ever afford a house?" The caption is "Pikachu Succumbs to the Gambling Ads."
December 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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viperwave.bsky.social
ITS TIME FOR MINDSEYE www.twitch.tv/kemonofriend...
KEMONOFRIENDZONE - Twitch
Now it's everyone's problem.
www.twitch.tv
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
dochaus.bsky.social
Combination of the "Everyone is 12" Theory with the primordial "Fuck You, Make Me" Rule. They were told to stop it so they'll keep doing it out of spite, and what are you gonna do, send them to their room? Withhold their allowance?
lsepper.bsky.social Liz Sepper @lsepper.bsky.social · 2d
Anyone have a theory on the administration's sudden obsession with Franklin the turtle?
Us Dept of health and human services facebook post "Franklin avoids ultra-processed foods. A healthy diet starts with real, whole ingredients. Franklin wants to Make America Healthy Again. Be like Franklin." Pretend cover of a fake children's book "Franklin avoids ultra-processed foods" showing children's book protagonist Franklin the Turtle shopping with a cart of vegetables, ham, and milk in front of shelves filled with chips, a family sized chip bag labeled "Candy" and boxes of "Artificial Dyes" "Junk Food" and "Seed Oils." Normal groceries that people who go shopping see
December 8, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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chickenpuppet.online
The common throughline of every dumbass online is that they assume every industry has been waiting decades for their brilliant insights. AI just lowers the bar for that even further
mikebsacks.bsky.social Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 2d
It's just insane that no pilot thought of this route before AI brilliantly came up with it!!!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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utopia-defer.red
insane local news just dropped. i've lived in a part of KC for ~decade and it's been an inside joke with friends and service workers that the local biz/party district is ran by a cartel of biz owners who bully out new ventures and replace them with generic dive bars for white suburbanites.

Well UH
Federal RICO Case Alleges an All-White Board Runs Westport Nightlife Like a Racist Cartel Federal judge allows civil rights conspiracy case to expand after a local Black entrepreneur’s motion sufficiently alleged evidence of “common discriminatory purpose” to exclude Black business owners from Kansas City’s historic entertainment district. At the center: allegations of a weaponized “Good Neighbor Agreement,” brazen threats captured on tape, and a music ban targeting chart-topping Black artists. By JT ● Arts & Culture, Black Business, Black Economic Justice ● November 17, 2025 The front of Holy Bruch, where Euphoric Bar & Lounge was slated to be. The former site of Ale House, now operating as Holy Brunch KC, located at 4128 Broadway in Kansas City’s Westport district. (Mili Mansaray/Kansas City Defender) Behind the brickwork and neon signs of Kansas City’s Westport entertainment district, a federal lawsuit alleges an invisible regime decides who belongs and who does not. The mechanism of control, according to court documents, is a secret “Good Neighbor Agreement.” The price of entry is compliance. And the enforcers are an all-white, twelve-member board of the Westport Community Improvement District (CID). “We won’t sign a consent of any kind, even beer and wine, unless we have a good neighbor agreement in place,” CID members told prospective business owners, according to a lawsuit that claims to quote an audio recording.
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
dochaus.bsky.social
Ah! Well, nevertheless
gquaggiotto.bsky.social gquaggiotto.bsky.social @gquaggiotto.bsky.social · 2d
One Laptop Per Child, 10 years later: "we find no significant effects on academic performance but some evidence of negative effects on grade progression... computer access significantly improved students’ computer skills but not their cognitive skills" www.nber.org/papers/w34495
Laptops in the Long Run: Evidence from the One Laptop per Child Program in Rural Peru
Founded in 1920, the NBER is a private, non-profit, non-partisan organization dedicated to conducting economic research and to disseminating research findings among academics, public policy makers, an...
www.nber.org
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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guntoucher.bsky.social
you did NOT just say that about Friends
screenshot from Octopath Traveler 0 (2025) of my party confronting Lady Hermenia in the heart of her manor
December 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
dochaus.bsky.social
Just got word my preorder of officially translated Yani Neko (Chainsmoker Cat) is coming this week. Another thing to look forward to.
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
dochaus.bsky.social
Congrats to Messi on winning the Messi League of Soccer Championship, starring Messi, we all knew you could do it.
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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timeskull.bsky.social
580 - Min-Max Baby
P1 - baby: Ok I'll take the 'colic' trait for extra points.. Then put everything into legs.. P2 - baby(now has adult legs, easily steps out of crib) P3 - baby(kicking thru refrigerated display door + guzzling milk): ...sequence break to enter grocery while the 'nursing' bonus to milk is active.. P4 - baby(typing in an office): now I can WORK at a JOB sooner
September 15, 2023 at 12:44 AM
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shroommeister.bsky.social
Apparently, Crunchyroll is ending Free Ad-Supported Streaming on December 31st, 2025. Just plop on some more of that enshittification.

So really, in a way, the end of MHA is also the end of the old CR.
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
dochaus.bsky.social
Got a movie date scheduled for later today but my brain feels like focusing on an awkward comment I made in a online chat days ago and is making me feel miserable. Stupid brain.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
POV: u posted a little joke on blue sky. com
2 panel comic Panel 1: Massively aggressive cop fly kicks a door down while screaming “Bluesky PD” Panel 2: Cop then points gun directly at the reader and hisses “We received reports you were having fun for a second”
December 6, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
bee guys are like that. when the diamondbacks noticed a bee swarm forming on the home plate netting before a game, their bee guy left his own kid's baseball game to drive 2 hours into the city so he could calm, vacuum, and remove the bees safely. they made a baseball card of him after the fact
Matt Hilton, the Bee Guy, getting a "Thank you bee guy" lower third while he's still in the scissor lift The baseball card they made for the bee guy after they asked him to stay and throw out the first pitch. His bee company is called blue sky pest control, no joke
December 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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em-dash.bsky.social
My man is letting a chiropractor fuck with his blood. www.redriverhealthandwellness.com/doctors/dr-j...
Dr. Josh Redd, NMD, MS, MPHb, is an industry leader in functional and personalized medicine. With over 12 years of post-graduate education—including two master’s degrees and two doctorate degrees—he brings an unmatched depth of training and experience to his patients. He holds an MS in Human Nutrition and Functional Medicine, an MPHb from Johns Hopkins (with an emphasis on molecular biology and immunology), and a Doctor of Chiropractic from Parker University. Most recently, he graduated from naturopathic medical school and completed his residency in regenerative medicine and stem cell injections through Bastyr University.
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 AM