DJ Chizzles
@djchizzles.bsky.social
World weary, aviation career buff, love sports and music ❤️
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#TillysKinks ⛓ No. 5.
Is it even sex at all if it doesn’t involve a 5.25” floppy, an installation guide and a warning about needing more RAM???
#DosGaming 💾
Is it even sex at all if it doesn’t involve a 5.25” floppy, an installation guide and a warning about needing more RAM???
#DosGaming 💾
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
#TillysKinks ⛓ No. 5.
Is it even sex at all if it doesn’t involve a 5.25” floppy, an installation guide and a warning about needing more RAM???
#DosGaming 💾
Is it even sex at all if it doesn’t involve a 5.25” floppy, an installation guide and a warning about needing more RAM???
#DosGaming 💾
Facebook reels pulling some shady advertising shit - they position the X to close at the top right but make sure the slide the ad right at the moment people would be expected to click the X
December 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Facebook reels pulling some shady advertising shit - they position the X to close at the top right but make sure the slide the ad right at the moment people would be expected to click the X
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Oooh Petplan are doing a thing where you can nominate a pet charity to win £1k!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
www.petplan.co.uk
December 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Oooh Petplan are doing a thing where you can nominate a pet charity to win £1k!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
It closes at midnight tonight. If anyone would like to nominate Holly's Merry Moggies, our official postcode is NG3 2DG. Thank you!!
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And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
November 30, 2025 at 5:19 PM
And now for some of my very favourite Smol Paul moments in no particular order, starting with the first ever yeet
My beautiful ginger son
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
My beautiful ginger son
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Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Sunday is 5 years since I adopted the most ridiculous wobbly little man the world has ever seen.
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
I think you know what has to happen. It's gonna be ✨ SMOL PAUL DAY ✨
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
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HAIL XENOXXX
October 22, 2025 at 11:19 AM
HAIL XENOXXX
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brb, starting a pharmacy and healthcare company for penguins called Noots
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 AM
brb, starting a pharmacy and healthcare company for penguins called Noots
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Thanks for the suggestion, Amazon lint remover listing, but I’ll stick to using it on jumpers if it’s all the same to you.
November 18, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Thanks for the suggestion, Amazon lint remover listing, but I’ll stick to using it on jumpers if it’s all the same to you.
Men sending unsolicited dick pics be like
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Men sending unsolicited dick pics be like
Now taking bets on whether this Ashes test will be finished by the end of tomorrow's play...
November 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Now taking bets on whether this Ashes test will be finished by the end of tomorrow's play...
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Also from the leader of the Green Party @zackpolanski.bsky.social on TdoR
November 20, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Also from the leader of the Green Party @zackpolanski.bsky.social on TdoR
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The ellipsis is doing all the necessary work.
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 AM
The ellipsis is doing all the necessary work.
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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"You don't speak German, Tom."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"You don't speak German, Tom."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
"Well, you can't really talk, Martin."
"Touché."
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Dick Advocaat is my favourite football manager who is also a euphemism for sperm.
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Dick Advocaat is my favourite football manager who is also a euphemism for sperm.
Soon time to go to work for another 12 hours of watching Netflix series. Winter is here for my industry!
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Soon time to go to work for another 12 hours of watching Netflix series. Winter is here for my industry!
Someone should do this every time Labour does something that is entirely against the whole Labour ethos.
BREAKING A child has booted a football really hard into the groin of Sir Keir Starmer.
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Someone should do this every time Labour does something that is entirely against the whole Labour ethos.
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Strong language incoming…
If it’s possible to make money by being a little cunt like this, then there is something seriously wrong with the world.
Parents, if your kids watch this kind of shit, you need to do a better job.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
If it’s possible to make money by being a little cunt like this, then there is something seriously wrong with the world.
Parents, if your kids watch this kind of shit, you need to do a better job.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
YouTuber Jack Doherty arrested in Miami on drug possession charges
The influencer, who has over 15 million subscribers on YouTube, is known for filming provocative videos involving pranks and stunts.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Strong language incoming…
If it’s possible to make money by being a little cunt like this, then there is something seriously wrong with the world.
Parents, if your kids watch this kind of shit, you need to do a better job.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
If it’s possible to make money by being a little cunt like this, then there is something seriously wrong with the world.
Parents, if your kids watch this kind of shit, you need to do a better job.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
I feel that @confuseddude.bsky.social would endorse this message #sportstime
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I feel that @confuseddude.bsky.social would endorse this message #sportstime
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🚨 NEW VIDEO ALERT🚨
Playing The WORST PS3 GAMES In 2025!
For the past few years I've been running through launch titles, but it's time for a new adventure. Now, I'll be subjecting myself to the 10 WORST games on each platform.
youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4
(Please spam that YouTube hype!)
Playing The WORST PS3 GAMES In 2025!
For the past few years I've been running through launch titles, but it's time for a new adventure. Now, I'll be subjecting myself to the 10 WORST games on each platform.
youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4
(Please spam that YouTube hype!)
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
🚨 NEW VIDEO ALERT🚨
Playing The WORST PS3 GAMES In 2025!
For the past few years I've been running through launch titles, but it's time for a new adventure. Now, I'll be subjecting myself to the 10 WORST games on each platform.
youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4
(Please spam that YouTube hype!)
Playing The WORST PS3 GAMES In 2025!
For the past few years I've been running through launch titles, but it's time for a new adventure. Now, I'll be subjecting myself to the 10 WORST games on each platform.
youtu.be/5Dol4iOIdL4
(Please spam that YouTube hype!)