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Glen Tedman
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On my court eunuch grind but I got a grand vizier mindset. My name's Ted Litchfield and I'm an associate editor at PC Gamer. He/him. https://www.pcgamer.com/author/glen-litchfield/
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love a rogue with a crazy high strength stat
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Designer: all right Mr. Del Toro here’s those Frankenstein’s monster designs, real sexy just like you asked for.
Del Toro: (nodding) this is exactly as sexy as I asked for.
Wait, Lisa Vanderpump, you mean the restauranteur? She has a TV show? Fascinating.
New Yorkers are tuning in to decide who the next mayor of "The Big Apple" should be: A nice young man who wants to make things better, or an old pervert everyone hates who clearly sees this as a political stepping stone even though he's like, 90.
Jolly Ranchers gummies are a game changer: The EXACT flavor of Jolly Ranchers (including that delightfully weird aftertaste) but with a far superior texture and form factor. Run, don't walk.
The Black Isle Bastards have been compromised to a permanent end
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lest anyone doubt PC Gamer's serious about the top 100 please find attached this screenshot from the meeting where we all pitched each other on our most-wanted games for the list
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Jesse Ventura Cortex
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I love it too!

Among the titles selling exactly 1 NEW unit at US retail in Sept:

3DS Imagine Babyz
PS2 Grandia 3
PS3 Blitz: The League II
PS3 uDraw Pictionary ($5!!)
PS4 Kao the Kangaroo
Wii The Smurfs Dance Party
XBO Balan Wonderworld
XBX Batman Begins
PS3 Wolfenstein
Wii Just Dance 2020

Wheeeee
i love @zackzwiezen.com reporting. this reminds me of something @matpiscatella.bsky.social told me once about how there's still like single digit numbers of copies of games like Chrono Cross or w/e sold regularly because some retailer finds them in a back room somewhere.

kotaku.com/unsold-ps2-g...
Nobody Wants This Old PS2 Game Located In A Delaware Walmart
For sale: PBR: Out of the Chute, never played
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@joshuawolens.bsky.social and I need to begin accumulating blackmail material on our colleagues now in order to get Alpha Protocol in the list next year
Some inclusions in this year's Top 100 that made me very happy
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Some inclusions in this year's Top 100 that made me very happy
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YOU - “The people who built this world intended it to be better for you, but they failed. It is easier to live in their failure with this by your side.” (Tap on the tape recorder.)
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brb, uninstalling Office from my gaming handheld (it has been on this screen for like five minutes)
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All i want is to pay more to get rid of anything Microsoft has added to windows in the last 15 years, not this. Please offer me that version, Windows Team, as your additions have been bad for my productivity.
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
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EXILE'S GATE (1987)
Acrylic on Illustration Board - 32" x 20"

The fourth and last of my Morgaine covers for C.J. Cherryh. The first was for her debut novel Gate of Ivrel, and this assignment came over a decade later. 1/2
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Oof. Seeing this early preview of Descent to Undermountain (1998) in PC Gamer's November 1995 issue makes me wince after all I've heard about its development.

Even at this early stage, Creative Director Michael McConnohie is reporting challenges in retooling Descent's engine into an RPG.
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What if the unidentified masked men with guns don't accept the validity of your papers?
While you were Wylder grappling and Recluse summoning, I was studying The Blade.
Who up mementoing they mori