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Dftbashley

@dftbashley.bsky.social

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She/Her 🏳️‍🌈 Proud Heel 💜 Maker of friendship bracelets, risk and insurance nerd, lover of wrestling and pop music.

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Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · Nov 9

Hi, I'm Ashley! I'm originally from Tennessee and I live in Orlando, FL at the moment. I like wrestling, pop girls, traveling, Mike Schur TV shows, and making friendship bracelets. I also have the world's cutest chinchilla and two asshole cats.

The world's cutest chinchilla showing her snoot (nose) to the camera while being mischievous on a shelf she's not supposed to be on

Brown domestic shorthair tabby cat lying on a blue bedspread, pretending to be innocent so he can scratch the hell out of your foot when you move it under the covers

Gray domestic shorthair cat draped over an arm (cutting off blood circulation) while taking up too much room of the desk of someone just trying to get her work done

A frankly embarrassing amount of friendship bracelets in a pile on a white bedspread

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 8d

Hey if a tell person is being mean to you just throw some marbles in their path.

They’ll probably start cartoonishly slipping and sliding and since their legs are (too) long it’ll take time for them to regain balance.

And they’ll probably be all embarrassed, too.

Win/win.

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Andrew @andrewskeets.bsky.social · 21d

This remake of Hocus Pocus is bizarre.

Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

And here we have the Deathriders in their natural element, casting a hex they bought from an Etsy witch.
#AEWDynamite

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HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 21d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

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HBO Max | Feedback

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Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 21d

short haired, fully clothed pac just doesn't look right

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Rickee @rickeelynn.bsky.social · 21d

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Rickee @rickeelynn.bsky.social · Sep 20

PAC take your shirt off (consensual, non-sexual) #AEWAllOut

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🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 21d

OUR MEN'S WORLD CHAMPION.

OUR BLUESKY CHAMPION.

HAVING INTEGRITY IS REAL COWBOY SHIT.

🖤💜

HANGMAN PAGE @hangmanpage.bsky.social · 21d

fuck ice airing commercials during dynamite, let em know:

help.hbomax.com/us/Feedback/

tbsnetwork.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/req...

HBO Max | Feedback

help.hbomax.com

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Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

"Why does he still have his shirt on?" I say about Pac as a lesbian with no desire to actually see him with his shirt off. It's just unnatura and disquieting. #AEWDynamite

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Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

IS THIS THE SPELL THEY WERE CASTING EARLIER?!

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Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

I don't even feel comfortable joining the chant because what if she finds out somehow? I like being alive. #AEWDynamite

Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

Okay, as someone with an irrational dislike for wrestling without shoes, I have to agree with this. However, it's not something I would ever say to Marina, because...well, look at her. #AEWDynamite

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Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

YAY!!! I'm so happy for you!!!

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Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

I think we should have someone come out here and lecture the crowd about how to behave during promos. AEW doesn't come back until it's shown Miami can be trusted. I nominate either Bryan Danielson or MVP for this, as Tony is a bit too much of a cinnamon roll (in a good way). #AEWDynamite

Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

It was such a character-building moment too, she's one of the best in the god damn world. I hope the dumbasses behind that god awful chant have nothing but minor to major inconveniences from now until eternity. I'm talking about middle seats on flights, next to 2 angry babies. #AEWDynamite

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Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

I'm here, and I'm totally cool with them sticking to Orlando and Jacksonville for shows. The three hour drive wasn't terribly fun, at least the drive to Jacksonville has a Bucees.

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Ghoulfess0rJam @profess0rjam.bsky.social · 21d

If you do a WHAT chant during a promo I think you should be thrown into a pocket dimension of suffering and anguish

#AEW #AEWDynamite #Wrestlesky

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Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

I'm about to fight each and every fucking person chanting, "What" during my god damn Toni Storm promo. This is AEW, we don't do that lame shit here. #AEWDynamite

Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

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Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

This is the greatest series of messages ever, the rest of us can pack it in and cancel our internet.

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Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

Yeah, I think we've all been signed up for this cult at this point sadly.

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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 21d

[ahem]

#AEWDynamite #AEW #WrestleSky 🤼

AEW pro wrestler Brody King wearing a shirt that says "Abolish ICE"

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Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

And here we have the Deathriders in their natural element, casting a hex they bought from an Etsy witch.
#AEWDynamite

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meg 🦋 @studentofsound.bsky.social · 21d

harley cameron is a blessing to humanity #AEWDynamite 🤼

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Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

You are here now, and that's all that matters!

Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

I went to the original All In (it's where I became a ride or die Hangman fan) and I was so lucky that they did the first Dynamite in DC (where I lived at the time). I even have the chairs!

Picture of the first AEW Dynamite set from October 2019

Dftbashley @dftbashley.bsky.social · 21d

On the bright side, Jenni got a Darby hoodie that is two sizes too big (it's all they had) and she is living her best life. #AEWDynamite

Wrestling fan burrowed in a Darby Allin hoodie