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🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️

@queenmab666.bsky.social

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(She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️ Lv 42. Elder Queer and *still* need an adult. Lesbian, Poly, & Proud. Filthier mouth than your drunk uncle. AEW/Pokemon/Cozy Gaming/TTRPGs/Mini Painting/Etc. 🖤💜 Other half is @hannageek.bsky.social

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🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 29d

I sure as fuck hope the Valkyries have been working out enough to carry me, because if it comes down to it, I'm gonna fucking EARN my spot in Valhalla.

Said before, I'll say it again: DEATH. BEFORE. DETRANSITION.

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🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 6h

SAAAAAAAME

Pat Maxwell @maxwellz.bsky.social · 6h

The broken glass from that fish tank was making me so nervous lmao #AEW #AEWWrestleDream 🤼

🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 6h

That was, very VERY weirdly, both more brutal than I fucking anticipated and somehow nowhere near as brutal as I anticipated?

Fuck it, I contain multitudes.

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Tony Miller @beardedrogue.bsky.social · 6h

The ghost of Sting is here. Summoned like an avenging Angel to help his half dead son. #AEW

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beansprout🌿🐑 @tacodemuerte.bsky.social · 6h

dam he loosk coOL AS HELL

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🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 6h

OLD MAN STING LFGGGGGGGGGGG
#AEWWrestleDream 🤼

🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 6h

Sting?

🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

Crowd: "You can't kill him"

Mox: "Bet."
#AEWWrestleDream 🤼

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Pat Maxwell @maxwellz.bsky.social · 7h

This is torture porn #AEW #AEWWrestleDream 🤼

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SatanicPanDick @satanicpandick.bsky.social · 7h

Tony Schiavone having Ole Anderson war flashbacks lol

#AEWWrestleDream 🤼

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🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

TK CAN SAY NO

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Holt @holtarna.bsky.social · 7h

me to the bag of shredded cheese in my fridge at 3 AM

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🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

Dear Tony Khan:

Regardless of who wins, please, for the love of Odin and all the Aesir and Vanir, JUST LET DARBY HAVE A NORMAL-ASS MATCH. LET THE MAN JUST WRESTLE. PLEASE DON'T PUT HIM THROUGH MORE *LITERAL, ACTUAL TORTURE*.

Signed, EVERY SICKO WATCHING THIS MATCH.
#AEWWrestleDream 🤼

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🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

ALL MY FUCKING NOPE

ALL OF IT EVER

🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

I wanna be on Muta Watch for this one, but I have a feeling my oversized Original ECW-loving heart is just gonna be too sucked in to keep count.... LOLOLOLOLOLOL

ALSO THE "WE ARE NERVOUS 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻" CHANT
#AEWWrestleDream 🤼

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Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife @petticlaire.bsky.social · 7h

Nothing good is in that backpack

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MJ 🪣 @wrassletrash.is.goblin.fyi · 7h

Right let's watch these two mad bastards kill each other

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🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

.........I want Marina's top. I would rock THE FUCK out of that!!!!!
#AEWWrestleDream 🤼

🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

OH DYNAMITE IS HONNA BE A FUCKING *B A N G E R* OF A SHOW!!!! WOMEN'S TAG BELTS BRACKETS *AND* BANDIDO/OKADA?!?!?! LFGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
#AEWWrestleDream 🤼

🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

Fucking hell, I could see Joe going full heel, but Hobbs and Shibata turning too?! Fucking hell!!!
#AEWWrestleDream 🤼

🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

WAIT OPPS HEEL TURN WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKK
#AEWWrestleDream 🤼

🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

THAT TOOK A FUCKING DEADEYE AND T H R E E (3!!!!!!!!) BUCKSHOTS.

FUCKING HELL!!!!!
#AEWWrestleDream 🤼

🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

TELL HIM, HANGER!!!!!!!!
#AEWWrestleDream 🤼

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Tony Miller @beardedrogue.bsky.social · 7h

With only 2 matches left, I think we can say that #AEW has once again generated an “Oops all bangers” PPV. God Damn!

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🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

I swear to Odin, if they ever make a live-action Punch-Out movie, Joe would make a PHENOMENAL King Hippo. He's got the muscles, he's got the build, just shave his head and give him a crown!!!
#AEWWrestleDream 🤼

🕸️🕷️Auntie Mellie🕷️🕸️ @queenmab666.bsky.social · 7h

AND THE LOWER THIRD SAYS "AEW MEN'S WORLD CHAMP"

AS.
IT.
SHOULD.
#AEWWrestleDream 🤼