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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 6h

is this real

do I have to fight Okada now

(he’s pretty tall)

She is Rizz’n @nylarosebeast.bsky.social · 19h

😊😊😊🤭🤭

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 18h

Hey if you’re having a bad day just remember

Tall people often misjudge height and distance and hit their heads on stuff and it’s really funny

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

Snitch

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

I would never dream of missing the show I may or may not dethrone Mercedes once and for all

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

You were supposed to be asleep but I forgot about time zones

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

hey I’m sorry I was in a bad mood last night

(I still fully believe this, though)

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

timeline asleep?

ok cool here goes

I think anyone taller than me should pay more taxes than I do

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

timeline asleep?

ok cool here goes

I think anyone taller than me should pay more taxes than I do

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

HOW DID YOU FIND ME

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

Allegedly

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

You can’t get a call from HR if you give HR the wrong phone number.

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 1d

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

although..

a cartoon of batman wearing a blue cape and mask with his hand on his chin .

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

like, as a maneuver to finish matches

not to torture the ones that don’t listen (or be mean) to me

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

what if I started using the torture rack at work

i’d be unstoppable tbh

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

How else would they stick to their times??

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

I could do this with my eyes tied behind my back

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 2d

what if I started using the torture rack at work

i’d be unstoppable tbh

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 3d

Ok so do I win or what

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 3d

Very carefully

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 3d

Yes but in green

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 4d

A menace.

SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 4d

Hi.

Angelico was doing a cool move so I was gonna sit on the top rope to also look cool but I slipped and got stuck instead.

Bye.

TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 4d

✌️ #HonorClub #WatchROH

➡️ www.watchroh.com

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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 4d

VIBES. #HonorClub #WatchROH

➡️ www.watchroh.com

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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 4d

Evasive maneuvers! #HonorClub #WatchROH

➡️ www.watchroh.com

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TDE Wrestling @tdewrestling.com · 4d

Look at the work. LOOK AT THE WORK! #HonorClub #WatchROH

➡️ www.watchroh.com

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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 5d

Played Ghost of Yōtei for a few hours this morning and the progress never saved.

Please respect my mourning process.

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