Oh no. Jack is definitely a Jack.

And a jackass dad.

No that’s for thanksgiving

It’s great!

Big fan.

Would Ally X again.

You get it

My dogs do not mind Jack

This is a problem

I’ve nursed Jack back to health a lot when he’s gotten into fights or is under the weather

Last December he stayed inside my house for weeks recovering from ear infections/colds/bumps and bruises

Jack repays me by doing the sexy time & then bringing me his offspring

Jack, you little shit

The good thing about Florida is that-

But I also have 4 dog children

I have dry or wet food

Smorgasbord of eats

I think these are Jacks children

Jack is very nice to them

But Jack then comes inside and naps for hours while they nap on my doorstep or under my car

They do not want to come inside yet

Anyway, I write all this to say that Jack is a deadbeat dad

They’re gonna have to earn their paychecks now that they’re getting paid again after a needless period of leaving them to rot. 😤

I am undefeated against Hangman this year.