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Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · Nov 22

alrighty, i've been thinking about doing this for a while + today seems like the vibe is right.

ask me just about anything (within reason of course) and I'll answer!!

wrestling, sports, hot takes, makeup, life, etc.!

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Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 51m

daniel garcia

that's it, that's the skeet

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky

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Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 1h

missouri would have their own don callis fuck sake

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 1h

don callis sounds like the foreign exchange student in the realidades telenovelas they showed in high school spanish class

#AEWDynamite #wrestlesky

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 2h

RIP aussie aussie aussie

(i will never forgive you for this, don callis)

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 2h

of course don callis is anti-union

#aewdynamite 🤼‍♂️

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 2h

yeah the outside shot of cable dahmer didn't make me even sadder i'm not at dynamite tonight at all, guys

thanks production!

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Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 2h

oh they're gonna kiss on saturday, huh?

#aewdynamite #wrestlesky

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 9h

shuffling the bad bunny and neck deep channels on my pandora has yielded fantastic results

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 22h

I hope he comes back too

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 1d

👀 oh dang

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 1d

literally damn near every aew name isn't announced until about 6 to 8 weeks prior to sail... it's not abnormal to not have aew names A YEAR PLUS out

there's always talents who don't wrestle aboard + they're announced first along with non-aew guests. this is litch just the initial announcement.

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Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 1d

he could always be using this as a marketing ploy. he's savvy with it + typically the base lineup leads to multiple announcements throughout the in-between time

we've also never just sailed off the coast 50 miles to our destination before either...

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 1d

Lol. read it again, brother. my point is acting as if non-aew talent being booked is the gotcha that chris is going to "100% go back over there" it's inaccurate + dense. they've been on + competed on literally every cruise since at least 3 + held THE title, something that no aew talent has done.

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Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 1d

some of y'all are acting like cardona wasn't the oceanic champion while unsigned by aew...

and oku...

and now mo jabari + natalia markova...

the point is the presence of non-AEW talent is no indication of anything besides those people being on the boat.

that's showbiz, baby

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Fightful Wrestling @fightful.com · 1d

Chris Jericho Announces Lineup For Seventh Cruise In November 2026

Chris Jericho Announces Lineup For Seventh Cruise - Fightful | WWE News, AEW News, Pro Wrestling Backstage News

Chris Jericho and his Rock N Wrestling Rager at Sea cruise will return in November 2026.

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Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 1d

christopher judas dropped the cruise dates/location/some guests and now i have something to live for for the next 387 days

#wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 2d

marcus mathers vs. fancy ryan clancy for the #indiewrestling title next week in #wrestlingopen cranston

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Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 2d

i do believe i've figured out my Halloween costume for @aewheels.bsky.social this year and i do believe it's going to eattttt

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 2d

hopped back on the apps bc it's cuffing season and i'm bored and sad and got asked if a touchtunes is like a jukebox

this is gonna be harder than i anticipated

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 3d

okay so you're having a wwe id championship defense where one dude is not an id talent + could win a contract the literal week you didn't renew several contracts including a majority of your female talent

also this is the first time you've defended it in 72 days youve had the title...

the fuck? 🤼‍♂️

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 3d

this lil tekkers tournament beyond put on today is quite lovely and i'm defs not saying that bc fancy and bengston have made it to the semis

#indiewrestling #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 3d

darian bengston is from fucking WATERLOO IOWA?!?!

#indiewrestling #wrestlesky

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 3d

bound for the floor tournament time, let's get technical bb

#indiewrestling #wrestlesky 🤼‍♂️

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 4d

DREW PARKER YES BBY

#GCW #wrestlesky #indiewrestling

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 4d

why are the juggalos bedazzled?

#gcw #wrestlesky #indiewrestling

Lauren May @laurenmay28.bsky.social · 4d

beastman vs manders low key fucks rn

#gcw #wrestlesky #indiewrestling