Damien Crawford
@developerdamien.bsky.social
Indie dev, witch; fae/faer. I've made a 99 character RPG, a game about retired adventurers, a fake MMO, and other things. Games at cannibalinteractive.itch.io contact: [email protected]
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cannibalinteractive.itch.io
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Ma Jong's was the place I always had at least one meal at whenever I was in downtown Sac near the convention center. Don't usually like fusion food but they did it right. Their pad thai is the one I judge all others by, and they had Korean tacos in an outside booth from like 9pm-2am.
January 19, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Ma Jong's was the place I always had at least one meal at whenever I was in downtown Sac near the convention center. Don't usually like fusion food but they did it right. Their pad thai is the one I judge all others by, and they had Korean tacos in an outside booth from like 9pm-2am.
A good thread, but it also does something very helpful for players across the board. It lets you know where the action is.
It doesn't give exact coordinates, but it lets you know where to go if you're strong and where to avoid if not, which is extra helpful in a Battle Royale game
It doesn't give exact coordinates, but it lets you know where to go if you're strong and where to avoid if not, which is extra helpful in a Battle Royale game
January 19, 2026 at 3:25 AM
A good thread, but it also does something very helpful for players across the board. It lets you know where the action is.
It doesn't give exact coordinates, but it lets you know where to go if you're strong and where to avoid if not, which is extra helpful in a Battle Royale game
It doesn't give exact coordinates, but it lets you know where to go if you're strong and where to avoid if not, which is extra helpful in a Battle Royale game
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This is an EXCELLENT metaphor
I think of it as the shovel test.
Because of your actions, I now have to shift a large pile of shit. Are you going to try to "manage" me or lecture me on proper shoveling technique? Or are you going to own up, pick up a shovel, and get to work?
Shovelers welcome. All others can fuck off.
Because of your actions, I now have to shift a large pile of shit. Are you going to try to "manage" me or lecture me on proper shoveling technique? Or are you going to own up, pick up a shovel, and get to work?
Shovelers welcome. All others can fuck off.
January 19, 2026 at 1:46 AM
This is an EXCELLENT metaphor
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Well that's another phone call from me.
NEW: In this interview, Chuck Schumer describes the "five buckets" Dems think are key to their possibly winning a Senate majority in 2026: housing, "the high price of food [and] food monopolies playing a major role there," electricity, "the high cost of childcare," and health care.
Zero Chucks Left to Give
Chuck Schumer now sees a path back to the majority. Can he manage his way through it?
www.thebulwark.com
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Well that's another phone call from me.
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Lol this is quite the image to scroll down into
January 19, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Lol this is quite the image to scroll down into
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The Hades 2 run talking about how Eris is nonbinary because if asked their gender they'd just say whatever would make you most angry, or that they identify as a problem, is something that makes me feel oddly seen lol
January 10, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The Hades 2 run talking about how Eris is nonbinary because if asked their gender they'd just say whatever would make you most angry, or that they identify as a problem, is something that makes me feel oddly seen lol
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liberal columnists: idk why keir starmer is so hated.
answer:
answer:
January 18, 2026 at 8:37 PM
liberal columnists: idk why keir starmer is so hated.
answer:
answer:
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📢🔥listen up ✊antifa✊ super soldiers 🔥💃🏻🕺🏽🔥 at ATTENTION‼️🫡🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 throats open WIDE 👅😵 it's time to *take* 😳🔥 that NUT milk 🥥💦 every morning 🌅☀️ afternoon 🌞🌇♨️ and ALL NIGHT LONG 🥵🌃🕙 to win the WAR on dairy 🫡⚔️🐄 and save the planet ✨🌍✨ like good 😇🙏 lil' sluts 4️⃣ generations to CUM‼️🥵😵💫🤪💦
shoutout to @climatetown.bsky.social who has one of the best explainers on the subject out there. the diary industry has the USDA in a stranglehold.
every time you drink non-dairy milk, a dairy executive gets a headache. do your part in The War On Milk 🫡
every time you drink non-dairy milk, a dairy executive gets a headache. do your part in The War On Milk 🫡
January 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
📢🔥listen up ✊antifa✊ super soldiers 🔥💃🏻🕺🏽🔥 at ATTENTION‼️🫡🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 throats open WIDE 👅😵 it's time to *take* 😳🔥 that NUT milk 🥥💦 every morning 🌅☀️ afternoon 🌞🌇♨️ and ALL NIGHT LONG 🥵🌃🕙 to win the WAR on dairy 🫡⚔️🐄 and save the planet ✨🌍✨ like good 😇🙏 lil' sluts 4️⃣ generations to CUM‼️🥵😵💫🤪💦
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This is the reason why theyre trying to crack down on speech/expression online, and repeal section 230. Its all under the guise of demonizing porn/protecting children but the actual goal is hamstringing peoples ability to do exactly this, counter state propaganda.
I do sort of idly wonder what the impact of everyone having a phone with a camera has done to the tenability of fascist projects like this, especially in the vein this administration is going for - overtly inspired by the 1930s Nazi movement with its very public performances of propaganda.
as @cooperlund.online says, they’re just making content. and a shivering nazi weeping as he has to be helped by protestors away from his failed rally just a few miles away from where folks are enjoying a brisk day of sledding is a propaganda coup
January 17, 2026 at 10:33 PM
This is the reason why theyre trying to crack down on speech/expression online, and repeal section 230. Its all under the guise of demonizing porn/protecting children but the actual goal is hamstringing peoples ability to do exactly this, counter state propaganda.
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wanting to get in touch with a community manager or marketing/pr person from square-enix, if anyone has a contact! 🙏
January 18, 2026 at 3:13 AM
wanting to get in touch with a community manager or marketing/pr person from square-enix, if anyone has a contact! 🙏
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excellent work by @theonion.com this month
January 18, 2026 at 12:02 AM
excellent work by @theonion.com this month
Got a facebook notification and I'm just like
I'm turning 37, which is nearly 15 years older than I expected to live. I'm cool with not making the day special through social media lol
I'm turning 37, which is nearly 15 years older than I expected to live. I'm cool with not making the day special through social media lol
January 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Got a facebook notification and I'm just like
I'm turning 37, which is nearly 15 years older than I expected to live. I'm cool with not making the day special through social media lol
I'm turning 37, which is nearly 15 years older than I expected to live. I'm cool with not making the day special through social media lol
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The arsonist who burned our house down is suing the fire department for not putting out the fire they started, the water company for not having enough water to put out the fire they started, and the sheriffs for not notifying us about the fire they started.
Really.
laist.com/news/socal-e...
Really.
laist.com/news/socal-e...
SoCal Edison files suits against LA County and others over Eaton Fire
SoCalGas and nearly a dozen other agencies were among those named in a lawsuit.
laist.com
January 18, 2026 at 12:06 AM
The arsonist who burned our house down is suing the fire department for not putting out the fire they started, the water company for not having enough water to put out the fire they started, and the sheriffs for not notifying us about the fire they started.
Really.
laist.com/news/socal-e...
Really.
laist.com/news/socal-e...
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Hi, it's Kawaiikochans. Shinpai shinaide. As for watashi-tachi... we're aware of it.
January 16, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Hi, it's Kawaiikochans. Shinpai shinaide. As for watashi-tachi... we're aware of it.
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This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 PM
This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could
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For real. I'm willing to cut the internet archive a LOT of slack because even when it's been in their interests to back down, they fought moral battles to the bitter end. If I found out they were tracking me online, I'd want to sit down and hear what that data was for and how it helps them.
'internet archive is tracking you online' internet archive can come into my house and steal all my chairs for all i care
January 17, 2026 at 3:17 AM
For real. I'm willing to cut the internet archive a LOT of slack because even when it's been in their interests to back down, they fought moral battles to the bitter end. If I found out they were tracking me online, I'd want to sit down and hear what that data was for and how it helps them.
Thought this boss was going to take more than one turn, fusing these two might have put me higher on the power curve than expected
January 17, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Thought this boss was going to take more than one turn, fusing these two might have put me higher on the power curve than expected
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There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.
January 17, 2026 at 12:00 AM
There's always time for fun...It's Friday night.