John Hammond’s Big Festive Naturals 🎄👀💦
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☀︎ Auggy ☀︎ 29 ☀︎ They/he ☀︎ Midwestern cryptid ☀︎ Furry menace ☀︎ Nature nerd ☀︎ Fantasy/Sci-Fi dweeb ☀︎ Dragon kisser extraordinaire ☀︎ OC appreciator ☀︎ 🔞 ☀︎
"But first they must catch you"
🖼️: Schlimaz + Thedinosaurmann
🚫NO AI/NO NFT/NO BIGOTS🚫
"But first they must catch you"
🖼️: Schlimaz + Thedinosaurmann
🚫NO AI/NO NFT/NO BIGOTS🚫
Pinned
My Tidal Rewind!!!
I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!
My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!
My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
Oh good LORD I am hating this new iPhone update
It's fucking kILLING ME
It's fucking kILLING ME
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Oh good LORD I am hating this new iPhone update
It's fucking kILLING ME
It's fucking kILLING ME
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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Goodbye mom. Wishing you a peaceful journey into the next world 💜
December 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Goodbye mom. Wishing you a peaceful journey into the next world 💜
So plan is with this workplace situation: get it solved.
If it is or is not fixed will change nothing, I'll be looking for new, better work elsewhere. But no matter what I'm staying here until they either fire me or I leave in a body bag :)
If it is or is not fixed will change nothing, I'll be looking for new, better work elsewhere. But no matter what I'm staying here until they either fire me or I leave in a body bag :)
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
So plan is with this workplace situation: get it solved.
If it is or is not fixed will change nothing, I'll be looking for new, better work elsewhere. But no matter what I'm staying here until they either fire me or I leave in a body bag :)
If it is or is not fixed will change nothing, I'll be looking for new, better work elsewhere. But no matter what I'm staying here until they either fire me or I leave in a body bag :)
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Bumper sticky I'm gettin made for the doggies and the doggy-adjacent :3c
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Bumper sticky I'm gettin made for the doggies and the doggy-adjacent :3c
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He's done!
Fat Meowth Rug is done and has been adopted!
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#ArtByJinxsis #Rugs #TuftedRugs #Pokemon
Fat Meowth Rug is done and has been adopted!
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#ArtByJinxsis #Rugs #TuftedRugs #Pokemon
December 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
He's done!
Fat Meowth Rug is done and has been adopted!
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#ArtByJinxsis #Rugs #TuftedRugs #Pokemon
Fat Meowth Rug is done and has been adopted!
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🏷️
#ArtByJinxsis #Rugs #TuftedRugs #Pokemon
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LOOK
December 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
LOOK
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epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
Hogwarts Legacy is now at the right price: $0
Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to give away this week's free game on the Epic Games Store.
www.polygon.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
epic will pay for every game that gets claimed this way so yes, you are still giving money to rowling (and by extension an international campaign against trans people) by claiming this
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
there are other, better franchises - let this one go
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✨🌲❄️FINAL SHOP DROP OF THE YEAR❄️🌲✨
Lots of new and returning stock! Wolfie mats, tiger blankets, and calendars are SUPER limited. Reposts are much much appreciated 🩵🩵🩵
www.bleucan.fish
Lots of new and returning stock! Wolfie mats, tiger blankets, and calendars are SUPER limited. Reposts are much much appreciated 🩵🩵🩵
www.bleucan.fish
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
✨🌲❄️FINAL SHOP DROP OF THE YEAR❄️🌲✨
Lots of new and returning stock! Wolfie mats, tiger blankets, and calendars are SUPER limited. Reposts are much much appreciated 🩵🩵🩵
www.bleucan.fish
Lots of new and returning stock! Wolfie mats, tiger blankets, and calendars are SUPER limited. Reposts are much much appreciated 🩵🩵🩵
www.bleucan.fish
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December 11, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Zootopia remake and everything is the same but they’re dinosaurs
December 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Zootopia remake and everything is the same but they’re dinosaurs
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Ive posted this before but reminder to not call your deer cryptid ocs 'w*nd*g*' just call them literally anything else. Skull deer, not-deer or anything, just stop appropriating native cultures thanks
December 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Ive posted this before but reminder to not call your deer cryptid ocs 'w*nd*g*' just call them literally anything else. Skull deer, not-deer or anything, just stop appropriating native cultures thanks
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extremely realistic basilosaurus reconstruction
December 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
extremely realistic basilosaurus reconstruction
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Anti-A.I. stamps!
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
January 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Anti-A.I. stamps!
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
For illustrations, comics, photos and all your creative works, printed and digital!
You can download the transparent file for free here: ko-fi.com/i/IT6T718NAKF (but consider donating please 😘)
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December 19, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Bradley the Badger doodle
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Bradley the Badger doodle
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This Judas sketchpage from last year is still a fave 💜
#Exothropean #AlienOC #SpecBio #Artsky #OCsky #Art #Illustration
#Exothropean #AlienOC #SpecBio #Artsky #OCsky #Art #Illustration
December 7, 2024 at 9:51 PM
This Judas sketchpage from last year is still a fave 💜
#Exothropean #AlienOC #SpecBio #Artsky #OCsky #Art #Illustration
#Exothropean #AlienOC #SpecBio #Artsky #OCsky #Art #Illustration
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this one is coming out soooo cute too
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
this one is coming out soooo cute too
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manifesting:
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
manifesting:
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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🕯 🕯
🕯 ai bubble 🕯
🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯
🕯 for all involved 🕯
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Workplace situation escalated to the point it's dangerous for me to go back into work. This is forcing me to stay home an entire week, wasting my money and time.
Which is REAL nice around the holidays >:(
I luckily have savings, but I guess I just won't ever get a new car, huh??
Which is REAL nice around the holidays >:(
I luckily have savings, but I guess I just won't ever get a new car, huh??
December 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Workplace situation escalated to the point it's dangerous for me to go back into work. This is forcing me to stay home an entire week, wasting my money and time.
Which is REAL nice around the holidays >:(
I luckily have savings, but I guess I just won't ever get a new car, huh??
Which is REAL nice around the holidays >:(
I luckily have savings, but I guess I just won't ever get a new car, huh??
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Opal Mutt the sheltie 🐶✨
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Opal Mutt the sheltie 🐶✨
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Some people just collect friends like they're building a brand identity. It's not really about you, it's about how you make them look. Collecting cool people and being cool are interchangeable to them. It's really stupid and shallow and it's hard to believe that people do this but they do.
December 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Some people just collect friends like they're building a brand identity. It's not really about you, it's about how you make them look. Collecting cool people and being cool are interchangeable to them. It's really stupid and shallow and it's hard to believe that people do this but they do.
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Domestic dispute in public
December 11, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Domestic dispute in public