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John Hammond’s Big Festive Naturals 🎄👀💦
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☀︎ Auggy ☀︎ 29 ☀︎ They/he ☀︎ Midwestern cryptid ☀︎ Furry menace ☀︎ Nature nerd ☀︎ Fantasy/Sci-Fi dweeb ☀︎ Dragon kisser extraordinaire ☀︎ OC appreciator ☀︎ 🔞 ☀︎
"But first they must catch you"

🖼️: Schlimaz + Thedinosaurmann

🚫NO AI/NO NFT/NO BIGOTS🚫
Omg STICKERS CAME IN THE MAIL

Thank you @zray.bsky.social!!!! Hope you've had a nice MFF :3
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 AM
First time watching The Plague Dogs tonight

Already breaking my heart
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 AM
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
LIKE????

ANDREA WHERE THE HELL IS MY PACKAGE
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Included all of my favorite songs in the last two here of the year 💖
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Like I said, all over the place. I use music a lot to make different art pieces to, so the genres are everywhere 💀
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
My Tidal Rewind!!!

I listen to A LOT of Remi Wolf and Novo Amor, two of the most POLAR OPPOSITE ARTISTS I can think of!

My whole music taste is odd. I follow the vibes. My top four artists hit these vibes JUST RIGHT
December 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The collection on Gertie GROWS 🙂‍↕️
December 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
If you see this, post a cat!!!
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My new STICKER HAUL AWW YEAH!!!!
Bitches love stickers. I'm bitches.

All from @/curlworks.net and @/campmustelid.bsky.social!
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Omgggg I'm in LOVE

Thank you @campmustelid.bsky.social 💖
December 2, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Borderline traumatized at work tonight by people trying to FUCK IN A STAIRWELL AGAINST AN ELEVATOR DOOR

MY EEEEEEYES 😭
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I watched this little gremlin bury herself into the blanket before emerging on her back like this and taking a nap.

Now she is furiously purring at me and kneading the air

ACK
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Oh my APAKJFJSLAJSJFJSKAJFB 👹😭💖
#cat
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
She's ENORMOUS BTW (4.5 ft long)! Full plastic skeleton to pose!

Caleb, my massive 13lb 🅱️orange püss for scale. I'm love her 🥹😭💖
#pokemon #cat
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
She's... judging me... 😡👀
#pokemon
November 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I fucking hate it here
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
It was nice knowin' y'all. Bout to be buried alive by 13 inches of snow :(
November 29, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Love my little desk friends :3
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Finally cleaned my desk up a bit and hung up a couple wall scrolls I got a week ago (scrolls from @/acorviart.bsky.social)!

Also have some tapestries (same artist) I'm hanging up as well, but those are gonna go next to my bed :3
November 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
More photos from my trip so many years ago because I'm MISSING IT

WANNA GO BACK!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Now, if you ask about plants and trees, I have seen and interacted with a TON more species. I've had the joy of interacting with giant cedars, Douglas pines, ponderosas and larches.

Also, rarer species around me, like ghost pipe 💖
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Just a shift this morning and I get a four day weekend HELL YEAH!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The gas filled culprit after my couple hour power nap >:0👉
#cat
November 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hope my besties know I use any art you give me in my rotating art wallpapers on my phone 🥹💖

Pieces featured by @latigresa.bsky.social, @feelingchimpy.bsky.social, @arkaussie.bsky.social, and @nymbusu.bsky.social in order!
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM