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☀︎ Auggy ☀︎ 29 ☀︎ They/he ☀︎ Midwestern cryptid ☀︎ Furry menace ☀︎ Nature nerd ☀︎ Fantasy/Sci-Fi dweeb ☀︎ Dragon kisser extraordinaire ☀︎ OC appreciator ☀︎ 🔞 ☀︎
"But first they must catch you"

🖼️: Schlimaz + Thedinosaurmann

🚫NO AI/NO NFT/NO BIGOTS🚫
I didn't agree to the update. I didn't want it AT ALL

I am 🤏 thiiiiiiiiiis close to just paying it off and getting a Samsung again LMAO
December 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Or just... guessing what I wanna say??? It'll use a similar word that doesn't mean what I wanted it to!

I've messed with the settings and it's still fucking me AUGHHHHH
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
If I am misspelling stuff a lot, it is LITERALLY BECAUSE OF THE UPDATE

It is fighting me on most my words. Its favorite thing to do now is randomly combine words that are next to each other into a completely different word/change a word into a similarly spelled word (like changing out to put).
December 14, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Thank you for sharing your art 💖

Always a joy seeing it in my feed!
December 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I've always been like this. I don't speak about it a lot because people don't need to know and like to mock. It's my own spiritual path; it is and always will be a part of me.

I may be human. But my soul certainly isn't.

Your art makes me feel seen. It's almost... tangible. I adore it so 💖
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I'm otherkin (shapeshifter). I've always had phantom limbs (big ears, opposable toes, opposable tail) but my form changes into other animals too. The lack of these limbs causes me some discomfort.

It's at random and I can stay feeling like that for randomly lengths of time (never intentional).
December 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I got a Huion Kamvas 13 and I adore tf outta it.

Never, ever had an issue so far (had it for almost 2 years now) and it came with a shitload of free pen nubs. I don't think I'll ever run out

Bout to need a new screen protector but that's the only thing!
December 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I've been going through it. I'll probably be quite absent until this gets solved and I find a new job.

I wish I could find a workplace I could stay at longer than a year. But it doesn't seem possible if this is the way it's going to be EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME.
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
But yeah, my workplace better have somehow shredded all the evidence over the years. Because if they haven't, the amount of evidence I HAVE OBTAINED MYSELF is abhorrent.
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I've put in multiple complaints about him. And then they tell him I complained and it puts me in more and more danger.

But for FUCKS sake, I'm not going to let this man win. He has needed to go from the beginning.
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
He is a manipulative, violent person who likes to harass others into arguing with him over stuff that shouldn't be at work, like his anti-vax, flat earth, anti-choice, misogynistic, racist and phobic views.

He lies and turns everybody against those who don't follow his every whim without complaint.
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I have PTSD too. Maybe not from war, but it doesn't fucking matter. It's not an excuse for literally hurting others and bullying an entire crew into letting you do whatever the fuck you want???
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Dude has assaulted and harassed countless people. Followed people home when they've made mistakes.

And I don't think he's been written up a single goddamn time. All because 'well, he's a veteran 'n has ptsd n' stuff'

HE'S. TOO. DANGEROUS. TO. HAVE. AROUND. OTHERS

HE NEEDS TO GO
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Fire me and give me unemployment or I ain't going nowhere.

I'll also be contacting a lawyer and seeing if I can sue the pants off this place over this bullshit. Considering they've been harboring a literal dangerous predator for eight years baffles the fuck outta me.
December 13, 2025 at 8:17 PM
NO SOWWY, REST UR HANDS!!!! 📢👹💖
December 13, 2025 at 8:02 PM