Tristan Lánstad
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Was ist diese absolut absurde Obsession mit ersten Sätzen in Büchern? Ich würde niemand, der ein Buch nach dem ersten Satz bewertet, auch nur ein abgebranntes Streichholz anvertrauen. Die Handlung muss auf den ersten paar Seiten irgendwie charmant genug sein, mich zu interessieren. Mehr nicht.
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The sexual tension between you and the guy you barely knew at school who came out much later and now your relationship is simply liking each other's Instagram stories
November 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The sexual tension between you and the guy you barely knew at school who came out much later and now your relationship is simply liking each other's Instagram stories
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Ich bin in so einem mentalen Zustand wo ich gern etwas mit sehr viel Käse überbackenes essen möchte
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Ich bin in so einem mentalen Zustand wo ich gern etwas mit sehr viel Käse überbackenes essen möchte
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Leute, die die Polizisten verteidigen, die das 12-jährige Mädchen angeschossen haben:
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Ihr findet selbst raus. 👋🏼
#AufNimmerwiedersehen
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Ihr findet selbst raus. 👋🏼
#AufNimmerwiedersehen
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Leute, die die Polizisten verteidigen, die das 12-jährige Mädchen angeschossen haben:
🚪
Ihr findet selbst raus. 👋🏼
#AufNimmerwiedersehen
🚪
Ihr findet selbst raus. 👋🏼
#AufNimmerwiedersehen
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Elon might be a trillionaire while thousands of families starve, but did you also know he suffers from ARFID and can only eat ethically sourced ortolan bunting OR A5 wagyu that has never been touched by human hands? Maybe don’t be so quick to judge, hmm?
November 8, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Elon might be a trillionaire while thousands of families starve, but did you also know he suffers from ARFID and can only eat ethically sourced ortolan bunting OR A5 wagyu that has never been touched by human hands? Maybe don’t be so quick to judge, hmm?
Cue all the people thinking hating men is the same as fighting the patriarchy, when it is, in fact, the patriarchy.
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Cue all the people thinking hating men is the same as fighting the patriarchy, when it is, in fact, the patriarchy.
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instead of making a pithy joke (which I really want to do), I'll say that if you're struggling, and trying to cope with the horrors of every day life and your taught masculinity is telling you to bottle things up, you should reach out for help.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
instead of making a pithy joke (which I really want to do), I'll say that if you're struggling, and trying to cope with the horrors of every day life and your taught masculinity is telling you to bottle things up, you should reach out for help.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
Men need help too. It's okay to not be okay.
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object slicing ????? are you kidding me?!?!?
November 19, 2025 at 7:45 AM
object slicing ????? are you kidding me?!?!?
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"if you pass an array to a function it can no longer tell how big it is, you have to tell the function how big the array is in advance" - they made the language wrong then!
(i am joking but it is funny finding out how much harder this is than c# or python)
(i am joking but it is funny finding out how much harder this is than c# or python)
November 18, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"if you pass an array to a function it can no longer tell how big it is, you have to tell the function how big the array is in advance" - they made the language wrong then!
(i am joking but it is funny finding out how much harder this is than c# or python)
(i am joking but it is funny finding out how much harder this is than c# or python)
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C++ is for little worms
November 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
C++ is for little worms
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i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
i can be trusted with vintage typography equipment
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Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
Woman refuses Cycling UK award over trans women being left out
Claire Sharpe says she disagrees with Cycling UK only naming biological women in their top 100 list.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Cyclist turns down trans exclusionary honour for woman cyclists (and you can feel the BBC’s teeth grinding about it).
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
"If they don't want to ride with all women, then it's not the kind of ride I want to be part of".
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very irritating whenever anyone acts like a relative handful of incel nazi internet dwellers are representative of an entire generation. in reality when that generation see a more left-wing option on offer they flock to it
The Greens are winning the support of around half of 18 to 24 year olds.
Reform are on 5%. So much for young people's turn to the right!
And the Young Greens now have 40,000 members - the biggest youth and students wing in British politics
Reform are on 5%. So much for young people's turn to the right!
And the Young Greens now have 40,000 members - the biggest youth and students wing in British politics
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
very irritating whenever anyone acts like a relative handful of incel nazi internet dwellers are representative of an entire generation. in reality when that generation see a more left-wing option on offer they flock to it
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This might be the most realistic portrayal of being an artist working for indecisive directors/leads I've ever seen on tv. Everyone needs to be watching The Chair Company.
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This might be the most realistic portrayal of being an artist working for indecisive directors/leads I've ever seen on tv. Everyone needs to be watching The Chair Company.
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If you want to learn to make art, there are countless people out there willing to help you. The only thing is, you have to be willing to try. The AI pushers want what they perceive is the kudos for having made the art, but they don't want to try.
November 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If you want to learn to make art, there are countless people out there willing to help you. The only thing is, you have to be willing to try. The AI pushers want what they perceive is the kudos for having made the art, but they don't want to try.
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The products of genAI fucking suck because they don't require any focus, any discipline. They just require the easiest part of the whole endeavour: the initial idea. And the technology tells you that's enough. You only have to have one vague thought and it can be made real.
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The products of genAI fucking suck because they don't require any focus, any discipline. They just require the easiest part of the whole endeavour: the initial idea. And the technology tells you that's enough. You only have to have one vague thought and it can be made real.
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But unless you actually do that, unless you focus your mind and whatever other body parts you might be using on the task of creating a thing, it'll never be more than half-formed. It'll never be more than whatever popped into your head first.
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 PM
But unless you actually do that, unless you focus your mind and whatever other body parts you might be using on the task of creating a thing, it'll never be more than half-formed. It'll never be more than whatever popped into your head first.
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There *are* barriers to entry for creativity. They're not necessarily monetary or even based on talent: the key component is making some kind of effort. Because that effort is where your raw, unfocused idea gets turned into something that is real and may have value (even if only to yourself).
November 19, 2025 at 12:14 PM
There *are* barriers to entry for creativity. They're not necessarily monetary or even based on talent: the key component is making some kind of effort. Because that effort is where your raw, unfocused idea gets turned into something that is real and may have value (even if only to yourself).
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Human brains produce new ideas every second of every day. Sit down with a tiny child and ask them to explain something they're doing and you will hear half a dozen of them. Ideas are what humans *do*. The idea is by far the easiest part of any creative process.
But the point (there is a point) is, people fetishise the idea over the hard work of plotting and character development and research and internal consistency and just writing the fucker, because the Idea is the sparkly magic bit.
And this is what makes them put value in the AI prompt.
And this is what makes them put value in the AI prompt.
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Human brains produce new ideas every second of every day. Sit down with a tiny child and ask them to explain something they're doing and you will hear half a dozen of them. Ideas are what humans *do*. The idea is by far the easiest part of any creative process.
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Wo sind die Autor*innen und Fans von Horror-Literatur, Mystery und übernatürlichem? Ich suche euch!! 🖤🖤
#germanbooksky #author #amwriting #hörbuch
#germanbooksky #author #amwriting #hörbuch
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Wo sind die Autor*innen und Fans von Horror-Literatur, Mystery und übernatürlichem? Ich suche euch!! 🖤🖤
#germanbooksky #author #amwriting #hörbuch
#germanbooksky #author #amwriting #hörbuch
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Solange die Polizei Probleme bei der Polizei selbst untersucht, werden die systematischen Probleme bei der Polizei nicht lückenlos aufgearbeitet.
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Solange die Polizei Probleme bei der Polizei selbst untersucht, werden die systematischen Probleme bei der Polizei nicht lückenlos aufgearbeitet.
Want to write a horror story called crab jesus
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Want to write a horror story called crab jesus
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Jesus was not only the founder of Christianity but also of AquaFitness, which is reflected in the ritual of christening, where you put the person to convert to Christianity under water as a primitive hazing ritual to make them aware of the need to perform under water.
November 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Jesus was not only the founder of Christianity but also of AquaFitness, which is reflected in the ritual of christening, where you put the person to convert to Christianity under water as a primitive hazing ritual to make them aware of the need to perform under water.
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In der Nacht zu Montag wurde bei einem Polizeieinsatz eine Zwölfjährige schwer verletzt. Warum übernehmen Medien die Polizeierzählung des Geschehens? 👉 taz.de/!6126322/
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
In der Nacht zu Montag wurde bei einem Polizeieinsatz eine Zwölfjährige schwer verletzt. Warum übernehmen Medien die Polizeierzählung des Geschehens? 👉 taz.de/!6126322/