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The important stuff: Oxford (UK), cats, tortoise, plants, drawing, silliness. (@muckypup on Twitter)
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On May 11, 1950, while working on the Rawlins National Bank in Wyoming, a construction crew unearthed a whiskey barrel that contained a human skeleton with its skull cap sawed off & an odd pair of shoes. Dr. Lillian Heath, now in her 80s, was asked if she knew anything about it...🧵
December 3, 2024 at 5:46 PM
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
It has begun. 'Struggling to tell the difference between cold and still damp laundry' season is firmly upon us.

Happy excessive clothes fondling and second opinion gathering to all who celebrate.
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Condensation pal.
November 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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While I'm not quite at the point of losing my house, the harm ai has done to my animation work income is huge, like 80% gone and it makes me wonder how many freelance artists and animators ARE losing everything while billionaire con men continue to rake it in.
November 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
*nods head* Baby nails are no joke.
November 22, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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144 lbs of cheese is a gross,

1000 lbs of cheese is a hubris
I could go for a 1000 pound block of cheese.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Anything you can do, I can do bitter.
November 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
There are workmen in my house, so naturally I am hiding in a dark room, pretending not to exist.
November 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I'm always surprised by how much more difficult ladders are to use than I give them credit for. Respect to the rungèd community.
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
A couple of weeks ago the new (non-native English speaker) manager of a local pub cheerfully greeted me with the phrase "What are you up to today? Cruising for a bruising?" and every morning since I've woken up wondering if he's still alive.
November 15, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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Just make Jane Bond starring Katy O'Brian and watch the entire world tear itself apart. Outdo the backlash the female Ghostbusters got by, like, an order of magnitude. Set it off like a grenade and watch the discourse lay waste to everything humanity has built. It's the only way.
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Sure. I mean we're all going to be dead soon anyway, so why the fuck not. Go mad. Same colour= must be good.

Prawns and Angel Delight. Bam!
Apple and pesto. Yummy!
Bananas and horseradish. GET IT IN YOUR FACE.
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sick burn by the BBC.
November 9, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Welp, that's the local wildlife successfully traumatised for another year.
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Despite this contradictory photographic evidence, the moon was actually looking very cool tonight. Shame this is how I discover there's two wild snipers living in my garden though.
November 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I really hope my sense of smell's gone on the wonk again otherwise there's a considerable amount of raw pumpkin lurking somewhere in my house.
November 7, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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When does the news stop? Like, I'm getting pretty tired of finding out about things.
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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The word ‘lest’ at this time of year in the UK
a woman is standing in front of a window and says i 'm here .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a window and says i 'm here .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Bit early, but nice to see the locals popping Christmas decorations up in the area.
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Friend: What's your costume for Halloween?
Me: The Invisible Man
Friend: Bandages and sunglasses?
Me: More realistic.
Friend: You're not coming to the party are you?
Me: God no.
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Lately my dad has been really pushing the theory that beans go with everything. (To be fair, it wasn't bad.)
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Saw this. Ruined my day.
October 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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UK right now
October 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Misread this as 'first two-man Archbishop of Canterbury' and had visions of Station from Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey running amok around Canterbury Cathedral.
October 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM