Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
banner
deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social
Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
@deathcab4kyubey.kawaii.social
(34-He/Him or They/Them) Call me Luce or Robb on here. IRL Sayaka Miki. #CancelKopf This is Chicago Catholic League Trash Talk Account, Minors DNI sorry.
Pinned
Note to anyone in Iowa.

This guy is accused of being a pedophile.
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
If you have to deal with conservative family this Thanksgiving, the only two things you should be saying to them is. "You have internet addiction, that's internet addiction garbage." and "Be a fucking man/adult and live and let live." That's it, nothing more. They'll leave humiliated.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Every day people in this country listen to a man and listen to his nonsense and believe every word of it and it makes society worse.

That man of course is Kendrick Perkins.
November 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
sorry I was too busy admiring our croissant
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
riceshower higurashi
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
They should give him uncut coke instead of diet coke
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
RIP to your mom
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
Auburn getting absolutely clowned please on repeat until nepo baby fired
Michigan freshman Oscar Goodman gets a huge slam and the bench completely loses it
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
react content is good actually if you keep up this energy the whole time
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
Pooping S**t Story 1
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Im not going to do the quiet piggy, we should talk about him like Scott Steiner would Samoa Joe and Team 3D.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
November 25, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
My grandma "accidentally" set the oven to clean when my mom (her daughter) was making her "famous" meatloaf and we were forced to go out to eat instead.

Years later I asked her if she did it on purpose and she said "You've had your mother's cooking. What do you think"
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore

I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
if you want to actually push left-wing policies and build power you need deliver change to voters. if you're purely concerned with messaging to a handful of brain damaged twitter leftists you will never actually improve people's lives.
November 25, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
What we’re seeing is a repeated and increasingly explicit offer of white reconciliation over a shared commitment to preserving white supremacy.
James Carville a few months ago: "Roll over and play dead."

James Carville now: "The Democratic Party must now run on the most populist economic platform since the Great Depression."

Genius! If only someone had thought of this before!
Opinion | James Carville: Out With Woke. In With Rage.
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
Before you smash that repost button on some AI slop please ask yourself: what would KATSEYE do?
November 24, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
galloped across the pen to get a smooch from his good friend Cowboy
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
"car lights today are too bright" might be the most popular complaint about cars, and people always think it's a courtesy or regulatory issue when it's almost always A) an aging thing, or B) a product of most vehicles being so much larger that their lights project down into smaller cars like this
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The Shamwow guy released his first campaign video, its a parody of Ghostbusters called Woke Busters and he sprays shit on a trans woman.
November 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Reposted by Midwestern Lasped Catholic-core
Knights of Guinevere is NOT based on a true story.

Probably.
November 24, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The responses are the peak example of liberal vs leftist
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 AM