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DEAN WON!!!
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finale hater | dabb apologist | gay dean truther

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If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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the thing about the loch ness monster is
i really want it to be real
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I’ve got 6 days to sell at least 14 framed pieces to have what I need for rent. Any order tonight over $100 will receive one of these *original* continuous line drawings w/ metallic sumi ink (see the lil’ @darthbluesky.bsky.social?!) www.sol-exposure.com/shop/
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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where i grew up it is legal to murder someone for having this opinion of key lime pie
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Kill the 8 episode season and bring back the 24 episode season.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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any way, my actual contribution to the pie discourse is this tweet from misha collins replying to dan rather that i've had saved on my computer since nov 2020 and that he had enough confidence in to like so it would show up in both his tweets and his likes tabs
November 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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“in the snow? come on, man”
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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i can not be the only person wondering about the five percent gap between bigfoot and the yeti
i mean is this where u draw the line
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
dealing with Schrodinger's Inheritance right now while we wait to see if our estranged father cut us out of his will or not. Do not recommend it! It is not good for the brain!
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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If you ever wonder why people say "slippery as an eel" I can confirm that one time we had to hold an eel for a vet to do a blood draw and that eel ended up on the floor 47 times out of 48 attempts
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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isaac chotiner came to my house and tricked me into admitting we weren’t out of ice cream in front of my five year old daughter
November 25, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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The modern world is just pro wrestling and a gambling addiction standing on top of a mechanical Turk.
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Leaves on your lawn? Good. Leaf them alone. 🍂
Leave the Leaves!
One of the most valuable ways to support pollinators and other invertebrates is to provide them with the shelter they need to survive the winter. Thankfully, all you need to do is do less yard work.
xerces.org
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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The best thing I learned from Macaulay Culkin at last night’s Home Alone screening is that his 4yo son loves the movie, thinks of himself as Kevin, and has no idea that that’s his dad. Culkin is attempting to hide that fact for as long as possible
a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
ALT: a young boy is smiling and says `` i made my family disappear '' .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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new personality type based on ranking top four Star Wars episodes

"oh, I'm a 4516"

"that's so rare"
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Black Friday sales that are only 20% off? In this economy?
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Any way I am thinking fondly of what it was like only bring stressed about a few things instead of literally everything
April 3, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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as long as we're doing Star Wars discourse, The Acolyte should've gotten the same support and opportunities by Disney LFL as The Mando did
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
November 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
my personal "if I was going to watch a star war how likely is it I would pick this one" list:

TLJ
ROTJ
ESB
ANH
TFA (sometimes higher if I'm in a finnpoe kick)
TPM
R1
(big gap here):
SOLO/ROTS
AOTC
(LITERALLY NEVER):
TROS
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I thought James carville was dead tbh
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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lmao this one spread the tiniest bit and it the response was as great as you might expect
May 5, 2023 at 9:21 PM