Srsly, @dhoover.art! Get your act together, woman!
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Srsly, @dhoover.art! Get your act together, woman!
I hate how without more context it's impossible to tell if the original tweet is 1000% serious or 1000% taking the piss.
December 1, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I hate how without more context it's impossible to tell if the original tweet is 1000% serious or 1000% taking the piss.
I love that the most embarrassing part of wearing a horga'hn and pin on my coat is normies asking about it and having to go "yeaaaah, so it's from Star Trek"
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I love that the most embarrassing part of wearing a horga'hn and pin on my coat is normies asking about it and having to go "yeaaaah, so it's from Star Trek"
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Oh, oh no.
Oh, oh no.
November 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
Oh, oh no.
Oh, oh no.
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
I do not care what any consenting adult of any gender configuration does sexually with other consenting adults, and also my God, could you sweaty freaks who tragically currently run the world be a little a more goddamned discreet about it?
November 18, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I chime in with a
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
"Haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door?"
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This mood is just - really strong right now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This mood is just - really strong right now.
Sometimes I like to think through what it would mean if what he said were true: nobody knows what the magic Chinese rocks are, but without them there wouldn't be any cars, radios, televisions, nor the internet.
How, then, are we not pouring EVERY AVAILABLE RESOURCE into learning about them?!
How, then, are we not pouring EVERY AVAILABLE RESOURCE into learning about them?!
November 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Sometimes I like to think through what it would mean if what he said were true: nobody knows what the magic Chinese rocks are, but without them there wouldn't be any cars, radios, televisions, nor the internet.
How, then, are we not pouring EVERY AVAILABLE RESOURCE into learning about them?!
How, then, are we not pouring EVERY AVAILABLE RESOURCE into learning about them?!
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I've got a big bag of it
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I've got a big bag of it
Whelp, there we go. Business trip to Atlanta canceled because I could probably GET there, but it sure isn't clear if I'd be able to get back to California after.
November 7, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Whelp, there we go. Business trip to Atlanta canceled because I could probably GET there, but it sure isn't clear if I'd be able to get back to California after.
Love is real, Buckaroos.
November 1, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Love is real, Buckaroos.
Me every time I tell my 12-year-old it's time to get off the computer and [shower/do laundry/brush teeth/get dressed for school/literally anything]
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Me every time I tell my 12-year-old it's time to get off the computer and [shower/do laundry/brush teeth/get dressed for school/literally anything]
Look how they massacred my boy!
October 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Look how they massacred my boy!
I live at the end of a five and a half minute city.
Oh my god some fucking tech dingdong posted this on Twitter with the caption "AI games are going to be amazing" totally seriously, you have to watch it. You have to. In full screen.
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I live at the end of a five and a half minute city.
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The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
October 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
The thing that makes Star Trek utopian isn’t the end of scarcity or the harmony between all peoples it’s also that the guy on the ship who gets laid the most plays the trombone at work and periodically does community theater
I'm reminded of one of Chris Jones' fantastic stories from back in the day: xcancel.com/EnswellJones...
October 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I'm reminded of one of Chris Jones' fantastic stories from back in the day: xcancel.com/EnswellJones...
I had pretty much this exact interaction at my physical ~6 months ago.
Forget the exact wording on the suicide screener, but
Them: Do you get anxious or feel dread when you hear about current events?
Me: I mean...yes, but not the way that really means
Them: Yeah, fair enough
Forget the exact wording on the suicide screener, but
Them: Do you get anxious or feel dread when you hear about current events?
Me: I mean...yes, but not the way that really means
Them: Yeah, fair enough
October 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I had pretty much this exact interaction at my physical ~6 months ago.
Forget the exact wording on the suicide screener, but
Them: Do you get anxious or feel dread when you hear about current events?
Me: I mean...yes, but not the way that really means
Them: Yeah, fair enough
Forget the exact wording on the suicide screener, but
Them: Do you get anxious or feel dread when you hear about current events?
Me: I mean...yes, but not the way that really means
Them: Yeah, fair enough
@dhoover.art taking notes
yeah so ALLEGEDLY my mom pushed my dad to kill himself by telling him he'd contribute more with the life insurance and etc to the kids than by staying alive. ALLEGEDLY full knowledge of him having guns in the house, being entirely isolated except from her, that he was suicidal (because of her), etc.
September 23, 2025 at 6:02 AM
@dhoover.art taking notes
What movie do you consider perfect
September 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
What movie do you consider perfect
OH NO! MY EMAIL ADDRESS (which I've publicly used for the last ~30 years) WAS FOUND ON THE DARK WEB!
HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
September 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
OH NO! MY EMAIL ADDRESS (which I've publicly used for the last ~30 years) WAS FOUND ON THE DARK WEB!
HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED?
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Texting with wife who is more than halfway through Tour de Mt. Blanc with her crew. She mentioned meeting some other hikers.
Me: Be careful.
Her: Why
Me: Bad things happen when you find a stranger in the Alps
Her: I don’t know what that means but I sense you have been waiting to use it
Me: Be careful.
Her: Why
Me: Bad things happen when you find a stranger in the Alps
Her: I don’t know what that means but I sense you have been waiting to use it
September 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Texting with wife who is more than halfway through Tour de Mt. Blanc with her crew. She mentioned meeting some other hikers.
Me: Be careful.
Her: Why
Me: Bad things happen when you find a stranger in the Alps
Her: I don’t know what that means but I sense you have been waiting to use it
Me: Be careful.
Her: Why
Me: Bad things happen when you find a stranger in the Alps
Her: I don’t know what that means but I sense you have been waiting to use it
BRB, plotting how frequently Sultans of Swing comes up in people's rotations: bsky.app/search?q=gui...
bsky.app
September 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
BRB, plotting how frequently Sultans of Swing comes up in people's rotations: bsky.app/search?q=gui...
These (including the previous in the thread) are all pretty great, but the houndstooth one really takes the cake
September 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
These (including the previous in the thread) are all pretty great, but the houndstooth one really takes the cake