Cutie Hermit
@deadhermit.bsky.social
Spider friend and slow-moving retro aficionado. Everything I say is important and completely true.
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if anyone needs any further convincing, this is the latest game by Digimeca Seisakusho, maker of GOTY 2023, the baseball/not-yugioh/brawler asset gumbo Jitsuroku Powerful Yakyuken Slugger Yamada
eternal happiness is just a dollar away store.steampowered.com/app/3431340/...
eternal happiness is just a dollar away store.steampowered.com/app/3431340/...
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 AM
if anyone needs any further convincing, this is the latest game by Digimeca Seisakusho, maker of GOTY 2023, the baseball/not-yugioh/brawler asset gumbo Jitsuroku Powerful Yakyuken Slugger Yamada
eternal happiness is just a dollar away store.steampowered.com/app/3431340/...
eternal happiness is just a dollar away store.steampowered.com/app/3431340/...
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Egypt, unbothered by the horrible asp
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Egypt, unbothered by the horrible asp
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
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Which is why instead of just fucking yapping about what servicemembers "should" be doing we need to be hooking them up with resources like girightshotline.org to enable them to follow their consciences when that conflicts with the orders they have received.
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girightshotline.org
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Which is why instead of just fucking yapping about what servicemembers "should" be doing we need to be hooking them up with resources like girightshotline.org to enable them to follow their consciences when that conflicts with the orders they have received.
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"tkins" as the sound effect for wolverine retracting his claws should be canon
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"tkins" as the sound effect for wolverine retracting his claws should be canon
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This was my white whale for a long time, but the sourced audio sample during Xenogears' "Blazing Knights" boss fight track was taken from Christian Brando's manslaughter trial in 1990!
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This was my white whale for a long time, but the sourced audio sample during Xenogears' "Blazing Knights" boss fight track was taken from Christian Brando's manslaughter trial in 1990!
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I haven't seen this talked about much on Bluesky, probably because there's like near zero hip-hop representation on this website and I feel a good amount of people would pearl-clutch about copyright infringement. But this is another important wedge between Spotify and artists
I've talked about Whosampled before as the site where snitching got Return Of The Soul removed from streaming services. It is now being officially looped into Spotify via this SongDNA feature that presents as artist-supportive!
www.whosampled.com/news/2025/11...
artists.spotify.com/blog/spotlig...
www.whosampled.com/news/2025/11...
artists.spotify.com/blog/spotlig...
www.whosampled.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I haven't seen this talked about much on Bluesky, probably because there's like near zero hip-hop representation on this website and I feel a good amount of people would pearl-clutch about copyright infringement. But this is another important wedge between Spotify and artists
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Since no one could get past the time bomb dam level, you can make up whatever you want about the later stages of TMNT (NES). There’s a level set in space. You get a Gatling gun. April has one tiddy fall out during the credits. Who will fact check you aside from freaks. Go nuts.
#100%TRUEGAMEFACTS
#100%TRUEGAMEFACTS
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Since no one could get past the time bomb dam level, you can make up whatever you want about the later stages of TMNT (NES). There’s a level set in space. You get a Gatling gun. April has one tiddy fall out during the credits. Who will fact check you aside from freaks. Go nuts.
#100%TRUEGAMEFACTS
#100%TRUEGAMEFACTS
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I love all the beautiful pixel art in those old PC-98 RPGs
November 23, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I love all the beautiful pixel art in those old PC-98 RPGs
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symptom of a sick society that the popular gaming service "Steam" has official tags for "roguelike deckbuilder" and "extraction shooter" but not "virtual pet" or "burgertime clone"
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
symptom of a sick society that the popular gaming service "Steam" has official tags for "roguelike deckbuilder" and "extraction shooter" but not "virtual pet" or "burgertime clone"
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Great engineering minds are hard at work
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Great engineering minds are hard at work
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And here's something everyone can read on immaculate PlayStation wonder, Jumping Flash:
"I’m bouncing towards pyramids while avoiding seed-spitting plants. I’m surrounded by icicles and butterflies. I’m watching manta rays float by in space."
kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2025/11/24/j...
"I’m bouncing towards pyramids while avoiding seed-spitting plants. I’m surrounded by icicles and butterflies. I’m watching manta rays float by in space."
kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2025/11/24/j...
Jumping Flash: Brave, bouncy, and beautiful
The first thing that leaps out at me when I play Jumping Flash isn’t Robbit, its adorable robot rabbit hero, but the game’s sheer confidence. This is a fast paced and fully 3D game from…
kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 AM
And here's something everyone can read on immaculate PlayStation wonder, Jumping Flash:
"I’m bouncing towards pyramids while avoiding seed-spitting plants. I’m surrounded by icicles and butterflies. I’m watching manta rays float by in space."
kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2025/11/24/j...
"I’m bouncing towards pyramids while avoiding seed-spitting plants. I’m surrounded by icicles and butterflies. I’m watching manta rays float by in space."
kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2025/11/24/j...
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There are like seven revisions of PCE Tokimemo. Most just have bugfixes, but later ones contain an extremely obscure piece of hidden content I'm not sure is documented anywhere in English. The only hint of it is in a new magazine ad that obliquely refers to something known only as "boot job #37." 🧵
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 AM
There are like seven revisions of PCE Tokimemo. Most just have bugfixes, but later ones contain an extremely obscure piece of hidden content I'm not sure is documented anywhere in English. The only hint of it is in a new magazine ad that obliquely refers to something known only as "boot job #37." 🧵
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Flanker Wants To Hang Out
November 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Flanker Wants To Hang Out
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DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
hey don't be so hard on yourselves; it delivered oceans of sensitive government and citizen data to billionaires
Musk’s DOGE Quietly Killed Off After Delivering Almost Nothing
The agency disbanded eight months ahead of schedule.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
DOGE was always a very thinly disguised con to dress up data theft and extraction class destruction of federal corporate oversight as innovative, and it's important to remember that part of the reason it worked so well is that the press helped legitimize it
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If you fail a mission in Timesplitters 2, the game over music eventually segues into slowed down voice clips that sound demonic. If you sit through THAT, a different ambient track starts playing and getting louder before a somewhat scared woman asks “is… is that too loud?” and the game goes silent
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
If you fail a mission in Timesplitters 2, the game over music eventually segues into slowed down voice clips that sound demonic. If you sit through THAT, a different ambient track starts playing and getting louder before a somewhat scared woman asks “is… is that too loud?” and the game goes silent
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A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
Sabrina Carpenter arrests Miss Piggy at the final show of her Short n’ Sweet tour in Los Angeles.
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November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
A national bond that transcends race, religion, politics and class is our shared agreement that the Muppets are real. They are real people with jobs and lives. Listen to that crowd screaming. They know they're seeing a celebrity.
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Hi! Excited to drop the official EA trailer for Effulgence RPG - my solo ASCII RPG with enemy-crafting twists. Hitting Steam Dec 2. Wishlist now if you like the style: store.steampowered.com/app/3302080/...
Behind the Trailer: I figured it'd be fast, but selecting 22 moments took 24 hours!
Behind the Trailer: I figured it'd be fast, but selecting 22 moments took 24 hours!
November 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hi! Excited to drop the official EA trailer for Effulgence RPG - my solo ASCII RPG with enemy-crafting twists. Hitting Steam Dec 2. Wishlist now if you like the style: store.steampowered.com/app/3302080/...
Behind the Trailer: I figured it'd be fast, but selecting 22 moments took 24 hours!
Behind the Trailer: I figured it'd be fast, but selecting 22 moments took 24 hours!
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It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
Max Headroom 1987 Broadcast Signal Intrusion Incident
YouTube video by andrew867
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November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It's my favorite day! It's the 38th anniversary of the Max Headroom signal broadcast intrusion!
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
1st incident lasted 25s during the 9PM news on WGN-TV in Chicago; The 2nd, 2hrs later, lasted ~90s on PBS affiliate WTTW during Dr. Who.
You can watch it here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqge...
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X-2 not even hitting 50% for female is deeply funny
The proportion of female to male dialogue in Final Fantasy. #advx25
November 22, 2025 at 9:32 PM
X-2 not even hitting 50% for female is deeply funny
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There's a lot of heart and charm and plenty of authentic Gradius flare that'll make you smile if you're a fan of the games.
November 21, 2025 at 4:44 PM
There's a lot of heart and charm and plenty of authentic Gradius flare that'll make you smile if you're a fan of the games.
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(Fred Schneider voice) SEMEN stains the mountainTOPS
Semen STAINS the MOUNTAINTOPS
Semen STAINS the MOUNTAINTOPS
November 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
(Fred Schneider voice) SEMEN stains the mountainTOPS
Semen STAINS the MOUNTAINTOPS
Semen STAINS the MOUNTAINTOPS
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I need you all to know that a ton of folks put a HEROIC amount of effort into keeping Archive going this week
November 21, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I need you all to know that a ton of folks put a HEROIC amount of effort into keeping Archive going this week