David Mayo 🦜
@dcmayo.bsky.social
I'm a programmer, a Kentuckian, a veteran, and a progressive. I helped send a spaceship to the moon.
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David Mayo 🦜
@dcmayo.bsky.social
· Dec 11
I... have gotten a space job! I am going to be the Research Engineer Mission Operations Systems for a spacecraft... ON THE SURFACE OF THE MOON!
Pic unrelated.
Pic unrelated.
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The song "Freak-A-Zoid" is offensive to millions of Zoided-Americans.
December 14, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The song "Freak-A-Zoid" is offensive to millions of Zoided-Americans.
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The whole young men masculinity influencer crisis thing started happening at the PRECISE moment they cancelled Mythbusters.
December 13, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The whole young men masculinity influencer crisis thing started happening at the PRECISE moment they cancelled Mythbusters.
What if I were the kind of guy who wore suspenders. What might my life be like.
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 AM
What if I were the kind of guy who wore suspenders. What might my life be like.
It was the best of Times New Roman; it was the worst of Times New Roman.
December 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It was the best of Times New Roman; it was the worst of Times New Roman.
A seesaw was the original board game.
December 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A seesaw was the original board game.
What Android app do people use to listen to podcasts in a post-Spotify life? Apparently Google killed their "Podcasts" app.
December 12, 2025 at 12:21 AM
What Android app do people use to listen to podcasts in a post-Spotify life? Apparently Google killed their "Podcasts" app.
Google Maps always tells me to get off the interstate at exit 87 and take Winchester Road into Lexington.
I will NEVER get off the interstate at exit 87 and take Winchester Road into Lexington.
I will NEVER get off the interstate at exit 87 and take Winchester Road into Lexington.
December 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Google Maps always tells me to get off the interstate at exit 87 and take Winchester Road into Lexington.
I will NEVER get off the interstate at exit 87 and take Winchester Road into Lexington.
I will NEVER get off the interstate at exit 87 and take Winchester Road into Lexington.
ChatGPT has a thing where you have a voice conversation with it, and I tried it out. It's a British lady's voice. I said "Can you switch to an American voice?" and it said "OK, I am now speaking to you in an American accent" in the exact same British accent.
December 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
ChatGPT has a thing where you have a voice conversation with it, and I tried it out. It's a British lady's voice. I said "Can you switch to an American voice?" and it said "OK, I am now speaking to you in an American accent" in the exact same British accent.
I think the Time Person of the Year should be a watchmaker, calendar printer, Marty McFly, someone of that nature.
December 11, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I think the Time Person of the Year should be a watchmaker, calendar printer, Marty McFly, someone of that nature.
It's the one year anniversary of my only ever win against a titled player. 👍
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
It's the one year anniversary of my only ever win against a titled player. 👍
Aaeeeuurrgghh???
December 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Aaeeeuurrgghh???
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"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
"there's a new serif in town"
Waffle House All-Star Special No Longer Includes Hash Browns; Is Twelve Dollars
December 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Waffle House All-Star Special No Longer Includes Hash Browns; Is Twelve Dollars
"Piano Man," but Marty McFly is also at the bar: "...when I wore an older man's clothes..."
December 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Piano Man," but Marty McFly is also at the bar: "...when I wore an older man's clothes..."
Damn, girl, are you the FedEx tracking page saying "our for delivery?" Because I can tell you're lying to me.
December 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Damn, girl, are you the FedEx tracking page saying "our for delivery?" Because I can tell you're lying to me.
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
The thing that I'm going to focus on from Jared Isaacman's secret plan for NASA is that one of the only really specific things he mentions is that he wants to aggressively eliminate safety boards and reviews, specifically in relation to human spaceflight.
Seems very dangerous to me.
Seems very dangerous to me.
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The thing that I'm going to focus on from Jared Isaacman's secret plan for NASA is that one of the only really specific things he mentions is that he wants to aggressively eliminate safety boards and reviews, specifically in relation to human spaceflight.
Seems very dangerous to me.
Seems very dangerous to me.
I don't usually go in for the "what's your ranking order of X?" game, but if you don't go PRECISELY
Regis
Kathie Lee
Kelly
Ryan
Mark
Michael
then we CANNOT be friends.
Regis
Kathie Lee
Kelly
Ryan
Mark
Michael
then we CANNOT be friends.
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I don't usually go in for the "what's your ranking order of X?" game, but if you don't go PRECISELY
Regis
Kathie Lee
Kelly
Ryan
Mark
Michael
then we CANNOT be friends.
Regis
Kathie Lee
Kelly
Ryan
Mark
Michael
then we CANNOT be friends.
Do you have any money? Give it to me.
December 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Do you have any money? Give it to me.
Mythbusters:
December 6, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Mythbusters:
We can remember We Can Remember It For You Wholesale wholesale.
-LLMs
-LLMs
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We can remember We Can Remember It For You Wholesale wholesale.
-LLMs
-LLMs
The FIFA Peace Prize just means so much to me, and to see it sullied like this...
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The FIFA Peace Prize just means so much to me, and to see it sullied like this...