David Mayo 🦜
@dcmayo.bsky.social
I'm a programmer, a Kentuckian, a veteran, and a progressive. I helped send a spaceship to the moon.
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David Mayo 🦜
@dcmayo.bsky.social
· Dec 11
I... have gotten a space job! I am going to be the Research Engineer Mission Operations Systems for a spacecraft... ON THE SURFACE OF THE MOON!
Pic unrelated.
Pic unrelated.
I'm the President of Wikipedia, and I'm pleased to announce that the board has approved a continuation of my signature initiative, Dumb Banners Above Every Article Forever.
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I'm the President of Wikipedia, and I'm pleased to announce that the board has approved a continuation of my signature initiative, Dumb Banners Above Every Article Forever.
I mean, this is Hitler shit.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I mean, this is Hitler shit.
Weather is gorgeous today. Think I might just sit at a computer in a windowless room and type stuff until well after the sun goes down.
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Weather is gorgeous today. Think I might just sit at a computer in a windowless room and type stuff until well after the sun goes down.
I have watched the four hour Defunctland, and I decree that it is Good.
So you made a robot stand up and talk... now what? In this over 4-hour journey, Kevin follows the promise of Disney's Living Character Initiative, an effort to populate Disney theme parks with free-roaming, interactive beings. It was touted as the future. How's it going? Watch here: bit.ly/49C6vng
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I have watched the four hour Defunctland, and I decree that it is Good.
I was, basically, The Psychiatrist From Armageddon for Halloween, primarily because I already owned a lab coat and had access to an anechoic chamber.
RIP.
RIP.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I was, basically, The Psychiatrist From Armageddon for Halloween, primarily because I already owned a lab coat and had access to an anechoic chamber.
RIP.
RIP.
"Rest easy. We have the watch now."
-Band of street urchins who just stole my watch and are taunting me
-Band of street urchins who just stole my watch and are taunting me
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"Rest easy. We have the watch now."
-Band of street urchins who just stole my watch and are taunting me
-Band of street urchins who just stole my watch and are taunting me
RFK, Jr. sexting:
Hurrah for the gold cup of sperm oil, my heroes!
November 23, 2025 at 6:02 PM
RFK, Jr. sexting:
Robert E. Lee heading into Appomattox courthouse like
a white man standing before him seemed a white flag come to beg truce of a fortress
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Robert E. Lee heading into Appomattox courthouse like
The youth today are always talking about "6 7" and never about "9/11."
November 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The youth today are always talking about "6 7" and never about "9/11."
Gerolamo Cardano:
Some Really Annoying Shit Involving Many Cubes
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Gerolamo Cardano:
I am also resigning from Congress effective this January.
November 22, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I am also resigning from Congress effective this January.
A good Simpsons joke no one talks about is when Marge is encouraged to lie on her resume, then Smithers is reading it at a job interview and goes "Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Oh, I thought Muddy Waters wrote that song... Uh-huh..."
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
A good Simpsons joke no one talks about is when Marge is encouraged to lie on her resume, then Smithers is reading it at a job interview and goes "Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Oh, I thought Muddy Waters wrote that song... Uh-huh..."
Jesus. It looks like it's launching an air-to-air missile.
November 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Jesus. It looks like it's launching an air-to-air missile.
Reposted by David Mayo 🦜
Visited the local university campus. Look at these so called scholars, what a bunch of turkeys.
November 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Visited the local university campus. Look at these so called scholars, what a bunch of turkeys.
Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the Court, this is my fight song. Take back my life song.
you should be able to have entrance music in court
November 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Mr. Chief Justice, and may it please the Court, this is my fight song. Take back my life song.
Reposted by David Mayo 🦜
"So that's it? After 20 years, so long, good luck?"
"I don't recall saying good luck."
"I don't recall saying good luck."
November 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"So that's it? After 20 years, so long, good luck?"
"I don't recall saying good luck."
"I don't recall saying good luck."
@crmarsh.com I'm out here spreading the word.
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
@crmarsh.com I'm out here spreading the word.
There are SO MANY amazing line readings in this 60 second clip.
"Annie's got a gun."
"You have GOT to be KIDDING me!"
"I do now."
"Just talk to your father, Craig."
"Annie's got a gun."
"You have GOT to be KIDDING me!"
"I do now."
"Just talk to your father, Craig."
15 YEARS AGO, Conspiracy Theories and Interior Design aired! Written by Chris McKenna and directed by Adam Davidson, and it is still, Latvian Independence Day.
#OriginalAiring
#OriginalAiring
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
There are SO MANY amazing line readings in this 60 second clip.
"Annie's got a gun."
"You have GOT to be KIDDING me!"
"I do now."
"Just talk to your father, Craig."
"Annie's got a gun."
"You have GOT to be KIDDING me!"
"I do now."
"Just talk to your father, Craig."
I will NEVER cause a large scale outage to critical cloud infrastructure that degrades a significant portion of all internet services.
November 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I will NEVER cause a large scale outage to critical cloud infrastructure that degrades a significant portion of all internet services.
Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, increasingly desperate for attention, announces plans to move Doomsday Clock to "six/seven minutes to midnight."
November 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists, increasingly desperate for attention, announces plans to move Doomsday Clock to "six/seven minutes to midnight."
This article is very funny. Jeffrey Epstein hires some guy to make his Google results less negative, then complains about why it's costing him so much, and the guy is like "well I didn't know you were a notorious pedophile when I took the job."
the full text of "MICHAEL VICK REDEEMED? by Jeffrey Epstein" is reprinted here in case uh anyone was curious edithistory.substack.com/p/jeffrey-ep...
Jeffrey Epstein started a sports blog in 2010
He was trying to do SEO. It didn't work very well.
edithistory.substack.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
This article is very funny. Jeffrey Epstein hires some guy to make his Google results less negative, then complains about why it's costing him so much, and the guy is like "well I didn't know you were a notorious pedophile when I took the job."
Somewhere, right now, Larry Summers is emailing the biggest pervert in America as a therapeutic journaling technique. But sure, go ahead and cast your aspersions on the internet.
November 17, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Somewhere, right now, Larry Summers is emailing the biggest pervert in America as a therapeutic journaling technique. But sure, go ahead and cast your aspersions on the internet.
You couldn't make a song like "Queen of My Double Wide Trailer" today, because of rising housing costs.
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You couldn't make a song like "Queen of My Double Wide Trailer" today, because of rising housing costs.
Installing Docker on Windows makes it look like you're about to hit a paywall.
November 15, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Installing Docker on Windows makes it look like you're about to hit a paywall.