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I would'a made the NHL too if my cousin Dave didn't give me a concussion playing road hockey. Seriously though - BC progressive, moving left while the rest of the world seems to be moving right. Poilievre is a weasel. (He/Him) 🇨🇦

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · Aug 16

Resting Putin's Bitch Face.

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 30m

Trump Gaza Resort (™️) will not be impeded.

Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 46m

"Barton Swaim" sounds like a name AI would make up.

Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 48m

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · Aug 16

Resting Putin's Bitch Face.

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 1h

"Do you mean [this place in another country]?" when I want directions to a major landmark across town.

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 1h

Words cannot express how much I do not want this.

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 5h

This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...

Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it

Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 2h

"Joe Maligno" is like a comic book name for one of the POS.

Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 2h

a man in a suit and tie is looking out a window and asking if he saw a memo about this .

Alt: a man in a suit and tie is looking out a window and asking if he saw a memo about this .

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 3h

"Sure, RFK Jr is probably killing my constituents, but I can't really do anything about that."

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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 1d

I’m assuming that any other nation with rampant illegal state kidnappings in public would probably already be seeing international sanctions by now.

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 18h

Feels quaint, almost cliché, to say this about a Trump action, but just for the record:

This is all illegal, the President can't simply disregard the laws passed and agencies created by Congress, and both Vought & Trump would be impeached if the Constitution or the rule of law mattered to the GOP.

Reuters @reuters.com · 23h

White House budget director Vought plans to shut down CFPB within months, says it's no longer protecting consumers reut.rs/4qjMIyT

White House budget director Vought plans to shut down CFPB within months, says it's no longer protecting consumers

White House budget director Russell Vought said he wants to close the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and expects to do so within the next two to three months.

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 1d

Eric Trump: It was,
- Jack Smith
- at Mar-a-Lago
- with the classified folders.

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 1d

Does he know about fire engines and ambulances?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "You hear those sirens going off? That's good. A good sound. That means they either got the bad guy or they're gonna stop the bad guy. You didn't hear that sound bc nobody wanted to do anything. Listen to the beauty of that sound. That's the real deal sirens, not politically correct sirens"

Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 1d

What a fucking pig.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, "I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling."

Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 1d

They're no Teen Vogue, that's for sure.

Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 2d

It's moments like this where it's appropriate that Trump voters are losing their health care.

Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 2d

Can this guy even find China on a map?

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 2d

"Restore the merit principle," I scream, having apparently developed selective amnesia about losing my job based on a complete and total lack of merit

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 3d

Trump: Egypt has very little crime.
US Government: Be careful in Egypt, because of the crime.

US Government travel warning about Egypt, warning about crime.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 3d

Auspicious start for the new CBS News, laundering unattributed cop shit-talking through the incoming editor-in-chief’s blog and failing to correct a misspelling of the story subject’s name in the web headline for three days.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 3d

The Speaker of the House isn't allowed to give that answer. He's not some guy who missed the local news that night.

Anyone not following up with "isn't it your job to know? What were you doing instead of paying attention to services being cut for American children" isn't a journalist

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

REPORTER: We know the president moved forward with mass layoffs. We're also learning there were significant cuts to staff at special education services. Are you comfortable with those cuts?

MIKE JOHNSON: I haven't seen the specifics of that and I don't know

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 3d

MAGA aren't sure the good guys won WW2.

Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 3d

Trump: Egypt has very little crime.
US Government: Be careful in Egypt, because of the crime.

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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 3d

The heat from those Epstein files is intense!

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CajunBlueAZ ⚜️🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @cajunblue.bsky.social · 3d

🚨🚨🚨WA Governor Bob Ferguson responds to a letter he received from AG Pam Bondi in which she threatened to place him in jail. 🧯He is on fire! 1/2

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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine.bsky.social · 4d

We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.

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