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ME: How can you stand here, after so many years together, and say it meant NOTHING?? How can you make vows, that last for LIFE by the way, till death do us PART, and now you just… CHANGED your mind?? Can you take off your motorcycle goggles and TALK TO ME??
MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim
MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
ME: How can you stand here, after so many years together, and say it meant NOTHING?? How can you make vows, that last for LIFE by the way, till death do us PART, and now you just… CHANGED your mind?? Can you take off your motorcycle goggles and TALK TO ME??
MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim
MY WIFE (CRAZY FROG): Ringding bim bim bim
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every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
every couple of days the official white house website says "we want to kill you. we want to destroy everything you love. we are the living incarnation of death and we shall sweep life from this earth like an unstoppable whirlwind" and its like oh. ok. do i still have to pay taxes
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Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on
October 31, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Don’t know why trick-or-treaters are annoyed I’m scooping guacamole into their bags. It’s a premium add-on
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i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,
October 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
i don't throw around the word "hero" too often,
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The VelociPastor 2 Trailer is now live.
We’ve been working very hard on this movie.
Sharing and liking the vid helps us out a lot if you have a second to spare 🙇🏻♂️
We’ve been working very hard on this movie.
Sharing and liking the vid helps us out a lot if you have a second to spare 🙇🏻♂️
The VelociPastor 2 | OFFICIAL TRAILER
YouTube video by Velocipastor - the Movie
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October 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The VelociPastor 2 Trailer is now live.
We’ve been working very hard on this movie.
Sharing and liking the vid helps us out a lot if you have a second to spare 🙇🏻♂️
We’ve been working very hard on this movie.
Sharing and liking the vid helps us out a lot if you have a second to spare 🙇🏻♂️
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Some killings you're allowed to joke about.
Vance on Trump's strikes on boats: "I wouldn't go fishing right now in that area of the world."
September 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Some killings you're allowed to joke about.
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Running over a bunch of fuckin sticks and rocks with the lawnmower and just letting that shit pelt the shit out of my legs. Fuck you and fuck me
April 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Running over a bunch of fuckin sticks and rocks with the lawnmower and just letting that shit pelt the shit out of my legs. Fuck you and fuck me
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all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
Taking a huge shit at Home Goods after eating too many chicken crispers at Chili's
August 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Taking a huge shit at Home Goods after eating too many chicken crispers at Chili's
I deserve a little treat after every minor inconvenience
May 1, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I deserve a little treat after every minor inconvenience
Never been to Mi Cozumel so we went and they have huge ass mixed margaritas and someone appears to just be playing their Spotify playlist which is uncensored Kendrick Lamar. Very fun suburb experience
April 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Never been to Mi Cozumel so we went and they have huge ass mixed margaritas and someone appears to just be playing their Spotify playlist which is uncensored Kendrick Lamar. Very fun suburb experience
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
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after roughly 24 hours, we're closing in on 4,400 subscribers! let's keep pushing to hit 4,500 -- or 4,800, or 100,000 -- by the end of the week! also, reminder: if you are not already a subscriber but have given us your email at any point, there is a discount code waiting for you in your inbox
when we launched last year's list of goals, we were at 2,850 paying subscribers. now we have 4,350. that is a WILD leap, and it's enabled us to do all sorts of cool shit (freelancers, a regular contributor, a new podcast, a party (still to come)). here's what we're aiming for in 2025:
April 8, 2025 at 11:39 PM
after roughly 24 hours, we're closing in on 4,400 subscribers! let's keep pushing to hit 4,500 -- or 4,800, or 100,000 -- by the end of the week! also, reminder: if you are not already a subscriber but have given us your email at any point, there is a discount code waiting for you in your inbox
Created a character in MLB The Show and they want me to pretend this Dude is a senior in highschool lmao
March 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Created a character in MLB The Show and they want me to pretend this Dude is a senior in highschool lmao
Went to a record store and spent money on records
March 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Went to a record store and spent money on records
I do think happy hours are the key to survival going forward
March 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I do think happy hours are the key to survival going forward
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democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
February 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
democrats won’t admit it, but my family’s economic outlook has gotten a LOT better since Trump took office. but what do i know? i don’t have a fancy economics degree, i’m just a regular guy who runs an airplane scrapyard
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what the last 2 weeks of American politics has taught us is that we need to put Kendrick in charge of the DNC
February 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
what the last 2 weeks of American politics has taught us is that we need to put Kendrick in charge of the DNC
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men, listen the fuck up.
one of the most loving things you can do for your partners and families is take care of yourself. Make that doctor's appointment you've been putting off NOW. Start therapy NOW. Get your shit sorted out.
one of the most loving things you can do for your partners and families is take care of yourself. Make that doctor's appointment you've been putting off NOW. Start therapy NOW. Get your shit sorted out.
January 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
men, listen the fuck up.
one of the most loving things you can do for your partners and families is take care of yourself. Make that doctor's appointment you've been putting off NOW. Start therapy NOW. Get your shit sorted out.
one of the most loving things you can do for your partners and families is take care of yourself. Make that doctor's appointment you've been putting off NOW. Start therapy NOW. Get your shit sorted out.
I am just going to post through it all
January 31, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I am just going to post through it all
I haven't watched much of David Lynch's work, though I respect him as a creative. My sadness with his death is because he's part of a certain generation of creatives that are old and we don't have long with them. Spielberg, Scorsese, etc. Just kind of sucks.
January 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I haven't watched much of David Lynch's work, though I respect him as a creative. My sadness with his death is because he's part of a certain generation of creatives that are old and we don't have long with them. Spielberg, Scorsese, etc. Just kind of sucks.
Letterboxd year in review came out. I had a year.
January 9, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Letterboxd year in review came out. I had a year.
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