Dartastic
@dartastic.bsky.social
I don't even know what I'm doing on the internet anymore. Timbers, Thorns, general gaming, dumb stuff.
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Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam
This is where we're at now.
This is where we're at now.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam
This is where we're at now.
This is where we're at now.
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Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
jesus christ
December 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Again, apologizing to all videogame environment artists who knocked up satirical posters for their games, I should not have rolled my eyes, yes, even you Cyberpunk billboard team, I am sorry
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Ok, but I’m not yelling “banks!” during the anthem.
💣BREAKING: Bank of America has reached a deal with the Portland Timbers to become their new front-of-kit sponsor. Tillamook Creamery will move to the sleeve. #RCTID
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Ok, but I’m not yelling “banks!” during the anthem.
I’m having such a great time in the Marvel Tokon beta. Really looking forward to actually being able to learn some combos and get better at the game when it comes out.
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’m having such a great time in the Marvel Tokon beta. Really looking forward to actually being able to learn some combos and get better at the game when it comes out.
An own goal to start MLS Cup? Come onnnnn 😩
December 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
An own goal to start MLS Cup? Come onnnnn 😩
Sektori… 🤯
If you have any fond memories of Geometry Wars this game is a must play. And it’s only fifteen bucks!
If you have any fond memories of Geometry Wars this game is a must play. And it’s only fifteen bucks!
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Sektori… 🤯
If you have any fond memories of Geometry Wars this game is a must play. And it’s only fifteen bucks!
If you have any fond memories of Geometry Wars this game is a must play. And it’s only fifteen bucks!
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this shit is just beyond parody, man
MY EAFC THUNDERSTRUCK GRAVENBERCH CARD MIGHT EVOLVE!!! 😭
LIVERPOOL WIN A GAME OF FOOTBALL ON THE ROAD!
Isak scores his first league goal for the club! Clean Sheet too…Yes, it was just a flaccid West Ham side, but after leaking 10 goals in 3 straight losses, and benching Mo Salah, the respite and relief were palpable.
Isak scores his first league goal for the club! Clean Sheet too…Yes, it was just a flaccid West Ham side, but after leaking 10 goals in 3 straight losses, and benching Mo Salah, the respite and relief were palpable.
November 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
MY EAFC THUNDERSTRUCK GRAVENBERCH CARD MIGHT EVOLVE!!! 😭
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Vancouver beating Miami in the MLS Cup Final would be the truest vindication for MLS sickos.
November 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Vancouver beating Miami in the MLS Cup Final would be the truest vindication for MLS sickos.
Haha, hell yeah Vancouver. 2-0 within the first fifteen minutes? Lets gooooo
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Haha, hell yeah Vancouver. 2-0 within the first fifteen minutes? Lets gooooo
Maybe AI can be good. Good for making incredible B movie quality dubs.
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 29, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Maybe AI can be good. Good for making incredible B movie quality dubs.
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Even if he's off by half, and he probably is, that's still a shocking figure, and it falls in line with ALICE's figure of 42% of households under their threshold for financial hardship.
Life in America for most middle- and lower-income folks is immensely precarious. www.jezebel.com/consumer-sen...
Life in America for most middle- and lower-income folks is immensely precarious. www.jezebel.com/consumer-sen...
The True Poverty Line Is not $140,000, But It’s Still Shockingly High
A semi-viral post claiming the poverty line is $140,000 may be BS, but the precariousness Americans feel in everyday life is very real.
www.jezebel.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Even if he's off by half, and he probably is, that's still a shocking figure, and it falls in line with ALICE's figure of 42% of households under their threshold for financial hardship.
Life in America for most middle- and lower-income folks is immensely precarious. www.jezebel.com/consumer-sen...
Life in America for most middle- and lower-income folks is immensely precarious. www.jezebel.com/consumer-sen...
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This is an insightful but deeply upsetting article about why everyone in the US feels poor, and why the current political situation emerges as a direct result.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This is an insightful but deeply upsetting article about why everyone in the US feels poor, and why the current political situation emerges as a direct result.
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
This is how I learned that RAM prices have gone through the roof due to, apparently, AI data centers buying it all up and causing shortages? WTF?!?
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
This is how I learned that RAM prices have gone through the roof due to, apparently, AI data centers buying it all up and causing shortages? WTF?!?
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Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
“This is total armageddon for the online right. It’s looking like half of their large accounts were foreigners posing as Americans all along.”
Top MAGA Influencers Accidentally Unmasked as Foreign Actors
A new feature on Elon Musk’s X has given deeper insight into the online “America First” movement.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Isn't it so weird to deeply know in your bones something obvious with no equivocation, for years and years, and then to one day see articles about people wondering if maybe the incredibly obvious thing you've known this whole time might be happening, as if the media is discovering it now??
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The thing about DOGE is it accomplished neither its ostensible nor actual goals but did manage to cause a couple of holocausts worth of deaths internationally.
And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.
And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.
It remains insane to me that DOGE was treated at the time as an impressive shock and awe accomplishment - “you can’t deny he’s getting stuff done!” - and then instantly memory holed by the press once if became clear it was a total failure by every possible standard including Musk’s own
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The thing about DOGE is it accomplished neither its ostensible nor actual goals but did manage to cause a couple of holocausts worth of deaths internationally.
And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.
And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.
Whooooo Vancouver! What a match!
November 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Whooooo Vancouver! What a match!
AND THEN SON MISSES HIS PK 😱 😱 😱
November 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
AND THEN SON MISSES HIS PK 😱 😱 😱
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That was right post. Then left post. Then crossbar by LAFC in the 121st
Vancouver defending for dear dear life with 9 men.
Wtf. MLS Playoffs man.
Vancouver defending for dear dear life with 9 men.
Wtf. MLS Playoffs man.
November 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
That was right post. Then left post. Then crossbar by LAFC in the 121st
Vancouver defending for dear dear life with 9 men.
Wtf. MLS Playoffs man.
Vancouver defending for dear dear life with 9 men.
Wtf. MLS Playoffs man.
Hell yeah Vancouver.
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Hell yeah Vancouver.
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ya'll aint ready for the discourse happening on the wall of my local punk bar in 2018
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
ya'll aint ready for the discourse happening on the wall of my local punk bar in 2018
So I guess we’ll never see Messi in Portland. 😔
November 20, 2025 at 8:25 PM
So I guess we’ll never see Messi in Portland. 😔
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
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it's fascinating that you can see when exactly the Reagan revolution happened
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
it's fascinating that you can see when exactly the Reagan revolution happened