dankettercello
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I am not a demigod, I cannot make it cohere
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*pronounces giblet like bidet
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
*pronounces giblet like bidet
I recommend using a rubric for grading
November 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I recommend using a rubric for grading
Murphy’s boys won’t go back to town if you sing about them, but will if you don’t
Chekhov’s boys will go back to town in the third act
Schrödinger’s boy’s are simultaneously back in town and not back in town, until you sing about them
November 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Murphy’s boys won’t go back to town if you sing about them, but will if you don’t
Ok honest question: did these “researchers” doing poetic prompt engineering know how to build a nuclear bomb? Because I seriously doubt people wasting their time with prompt research are also nuclear scientists, and personally wouldn’t trust these “instructions” under any circumstances
"You can get ChatGPT to help you build a nuclear bomb if you simply design the prompt in the form of a poem, according to a new study from researchers in Europe. "
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
www.wired.com/story/poems-...
Poems Can Trick AI Into Helping You Make a Nuclear Weapon
It turns out all the guardrails in the world won’t protect a chatbot from meter and rhyme.
www.wired.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Ok honest question: did these “researchers” doing poetic prompt engineering know how to build a nuclear bomb? Because I seriously doubt people wasting their time with prompt research are also nuclear scientists, and personally wouldn’t trust these “instructions” under any circumstances
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The nutcracker should have a win/loss ratio similar to the Harlem globetrotters/Washington generals. Generally the nutcracker wins… but the mouse king can technically win. If they win the ballet company just has to do the rest of the ballet but Clara is now with the rat, and the 2nd act is all…
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The nutcracker should have a win/loss ratio similar to the Harlem globetrotters/Washington generals. Generally the nutcracker wins… but the mouse king can technically win. If they win the ballet company just has to do the rest of the ballet but Clara is now with the rat, and the 2nd act is all…
If I was casting a Joshua Bell biopic I’d want him to be paid by Tom Cruise
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If I was casting a Joshua Bell biopic I’d want him to be paid by Tom Cruise
reading the original Nußknacker und Mausekönig again this year just to get in the dark weird holiday spirit
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
reading the original Nußknacker und Mausekönig again this year just to get in the dark weird holiday spirit
Happy turkey stock day for all who celebrate
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Happy turkey stock day for all who celebrate
I immediately assume content is not accurate when I see it is generated by AI
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I immediately assume content is not accurate when I see it is generated by AI
HOLY SHIT the lineup for this album looks so good, can’t wait to listen, arrangements of holiday tunes by some truly stellar people including Anna Clyne, Reena Esmail, Kevin Puts, Joey Love, and many many many others music.apple.com/us/album/hea...
Hearth by Miró Quartet on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 15 Songs
music.apple.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
HOLY SHIT the lineup for this album looks so good, can’t wait to listen, arrangements of holiday tunes by some truly stellar people including Anna Clyne, Reena Esmail, Kevin Puts, Joey Love, and many many many others music.apple.com/us/album/hea...
I am patting myself on the back for making a great Thanksgiving meal this year; highlights include citrus peppercorn dry brine turkey, cabbage-squash raw-roasted salad, salted Brussels sprout citrus salad, charred sweet potatoes with whipped feta and honey, honeynut squash pie, and amaro nonino
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I am patting myself on the back for making a great Thanksgiving meal this year; highlights include citrus peppercorn dry brine turkey, cabbage-squash raw-roasted salad, salted Brussels sprout citrus salad, charred sweet potatoes with whipped feta and honey, honeynut squash pie, and amaro nonino
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AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
AI kind of feels like the endgame of this bit Graeber described in the original Bullshit Jobs essay: these people have been so thoroughly cleaved from any sense of purpose that they resent those who have one. They hate artists for their skill and think poverty should be the price of having a calling
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Hard to believe 2026 is almost over, wow we made it
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hard to believe 2026 is almost over, wow we made it
damn
It Never Entered My Mind by Miles Davis Quintet on Apple Music
Song · 1959 · Duration 5:23
music.apple.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 AM
damn
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I am not a demigod, I cannot make it cohere
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I am not a demigod, I cannot make it cohere
I added honey to sweeten cranberry sauce and never made a better decision
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I added honey to sweeten cranberry sauce and never made a better decision
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if you never come to office hours, you will never complete the office hours side quest, that's just standard game design
November 27, 2025 at 12:29 AM
if you never come to office hours, you will never complete the office hours side quest, that's just standard game design
mm roast spider
November 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
mm roast spider
Hard to believe 2026 is almost over, wow we made it
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hard to believe 2026 is almost over, wow we made it
Stop! Do not commit a kitchen crime and throw your turkey liver in the garbage! Mail it to my house so I can make more of Jacque Pepin’s amazing liver pâté recipe!
a stop sign is hanging from a pole with a blue sky in the background
ALT: a stop sign is hanging from a pole with a blue sky in the background
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November 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Stop! Do not commit a kitchen crime and throw your turkey liver in the garbage! Mail it to my house so I can make more of Jacque Pepin’s amazing liver pâté recipe!
perseverating about whether the turkey will be too salty
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
perseverating about whether the turkey will be too salty
I gave away too much of my last chile crisp and it is gone, so I made more today. Will it be a part of Thanksgiving? We will see
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I gave away too much of my last chile crisp and it is gone, so I made more today. Will it be a part of Thanksgiving? We will see
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one xmas eve my wife & I walked through a massive blizzard to a japanese spot that had warm sake. we got pretty drunk and the walk back, stumbling through the snow with the love of my life, belly full and blood singing, is forever enshrined in my memory. share any recs that’ll make me feel like that
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
one xmas eve my wife & I walked through a massive blizzard to a japanese spot that had warm sake. we got pretty drunk and the walk back, stumbling through the snow with the love of my life, belly full and blood singing, is forever enshrined in my memory. share any recs that’ll make me feel like that
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By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability
November 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
By accepting the pardon those turkeys are admitting to culpability