Dal
@dalstrus.bsky.social
39, he/him, married, bi/pan
Facts about me: I like to write, I like making people laugh, I am deeply in love, I have three children I lovingly refer to as gremlins
Facts about me: I like to write, I like making people laugh, I am deeply in love, I have three children I lovingly refer to as gremlins
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Dal
@dalstrus.bsky.social
· May 8
Regular reminder that I have brain damage and connected memory problems compounded by my ADHD. So, if I haven't reached out to you in weeks/months, I'm not ghosting you. I don't ghost people, I block them. If you can read this, I've simply forgotten to check in with you. I still think you're great!
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My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
December 8, 2024 at 7:17 AM
My big project: The Death Generator.
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything.
deathgenerator.com
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Went shopping hungry; I may never financially recover
December 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Went shopping hungry; I may never financially recover
Hakeem Jefferies is a pet politician, the living breathing definition of controlled opposition. He must resign immediately.
Question: Who are his donors, and how do they benefit from this situation?
Answer: One of his biggest donors is BlackRock, which is actively investing in Palantir and in private prison companies.
Implication: Jeffries is actively profiting from ICE's expansion.
Source:
Answer: One of his biggest donors is BlackRock, which is actively investing in Palantir and in private prison companies.
Implication: Jeffries is actively profiting from ICE's expansion.
Source:
Rep. Hakeem Jeffries - Campaign Finance Summary
Fundraising profile for Rep. Hakeem Jeffries - New York District 08
www.opensecrets.org
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hakeem Jefferies is a pet politician, the living breathing definition of controlled opposition. He must resign immediately.
So World of Warcraft just opened up their housing feature (early access, I know, I paid to win, I'm a bastard, but my house is by a bitchin' waterfall) and I have to say it seems pretty robust. I'm happy with it, truly. This is the housing we deserve.
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
So World of Warcraft just opened up their housing feature (early access, I know, I paid to win, I'm a bastard, but my house is by a bitchin' waterfall) and I have to say it seems pretty robust. I'm happy with it, truly. This is the housing we deserve.
🎶"I don't want a lot for Christmas"🎶
Ok that's cool
"—ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAAS, IS YOUUUUUU"
excuse me good bitch??
Ok that's cool
"—ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAAS, IS YOUUUUUU"
excuse me good bitch??
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
🎶"I don't want a lot for Christmas"🎶
Ok that's cool
"—ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAAS, IS YOUUUUUU"
excuse me good bitch??
Ok that's cool
"—ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAAAAAS, IS YOUUUUUU"
excuse me good bitch??
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The sequel to 2016's free-to-play adventure uses generative AI for voices, music, and more
Let It Die's sequel is almost here — and it's full of AI
The sequel to 2016's free-to-play adventure uses generative AI for voices, music, and more
www.polygon.com
December 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The sequel to 2016's free-to-play adventure uses generative AI for voices, music, and more
This dumbass needs to drop out and become a housewife if she values her religious gender roles so much.
Because she has NO PLACE in a psych major.
Because she has NO PLACE in a psych major.
Turning Point at OU posted this girl's essay in full and man is it rough
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This dumbass needs to drop out and become a housewife if she values her religious gender roles so much.
Because she has NO PLACE in a psych major.
Because she has NO PLACE in a psych major.
Referring to a group of people as "demons" is unacceptable in an academic essay.
I hope Ms. Samantha Fulnecky isn't trying to become a therapist. Because she's going to struggle with her licensure after outing herself as a religious extremist. She's incapable of ethically or objectively serving.
I hope Ms. Samantha Fulnecky isn't trying to become a therapist. Because she's going to struggle with her licensure after outing herself as a religious extremist. She's incapable of ethically or objectively serving.
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Referring to a group of people as "demons" is unacceptable in an academic essay.
I hope Ms. Samantha Fulnecky isn't trying to become a therapist. Because she's going to struggle with her licensure after outing herself as a religious extremist. She's incapable of ethically or objectively serving.
I hope Ms. Samantha Fulnecky isn't trying to become a therapist. Because she's going to struggle with her licensure after outing herself as a religious extremist. She's incapable of ethically or objectively serving.
I finally broke down and ordered the
✨️~SEX PILLOW~✨️
Here's hoping it's more fun than awkward (and that our littles don't find it and decide it's their New Favorite Thing)
✨️~SEX PILLOW~✨️
Here's hoping it's more fun than awkward (and that our littles don't find it and decide it's their New Favorite Thing)
December 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I finally broke down and ordered the
✨️~SEX PILLOW~✨️
Here's hoping it's more fun than awkward (and that our littles don't find it and decide it's their New Favorite Thing)
✨️~SEX PILLOW~✨️
Here's hoping it's more fun than awkward (and that our littles don't find it and decide it's their New Favorite Thing)
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December doesnt count.
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 AM
December doesnt count.
Social media was a mistake. If I didn't like yall so much my ass would be gone
November 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Social media was a mistake. If I didn't like yall so much my ass would be gone
Social media was a mistake 😮💨
November 29, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Social media was a mistake 😮💨
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Fixed for the present age.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Fixed for the present age.
One of the only good things to come from this decade is the shattering of the illusion that money equates to talent, intelligence, or merit. The wealthiest people in the world have been exposed as barely-literate lucky morons, weirdos with incomprehensible habits, and immature crybabies
November 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
One of the only good things to come from this decade is the shattering of the illusion that money equates to talent, intelligence, or merit. The wealthiest people in the world have been exposed as barely-literate lucky morons, weirdos with incomprehensible habits, and immature crybabies
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Roses are red
Violets are red
I'm playing virtual boy
Everything is red
Violets are red
I'm playing virtual boy
Everything is red
November 22, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Roses are red
Violets are red
I'm playing virtual boy
Everything is red
Violets are red
I'm playing virtual boy
Everything is red
You really can't make this shit up
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 AM
You really can't make this shit up
You should know that a HUGE portion of Andrew Tate's fortune was tied up in over-leveraged crypto positions, and as a result of the crash has been liquidated to cover his debts.
Have a beautiful day!
Have a beautiful day!
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 PM
You should know that a HUGE portion of Andrew Tate's fortune was tied up in over-leveraged crypto positions, and as a result of the crash has been liquidated to cover his debts.
Have a beautiful day!
Have a beautiful day!
My daughter lost a tooth, but was sleeping too lightly for the tooth fairy to safely visit.
So I made a clumsy little mess by our whiteboard, and put a tiny note which read:
"ran out of munny, I come back 2morro 4 toof– 🦷🧚♀️"
SHE BOUGHT IT
So I made a clumsy little mess by our whiteboard, and put a tiny note which read:
"ran out of munny, I come back 2morro 4 toof– 🦷🧚♀️"
SHE BOUGHT IT
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 PM
My daughter lost a tooth, but was sleeping too lightly for the tooth fairy to safely visit.
So I made a clumsy little mess by our whiteboard, and put a tiny note which read:
"ran out of munny, I come back 2morro 4 toof– 🦷🧚♀️"
SHE BOUGHT IT
So I made a clumsy little mess by our whiteboard, and put a tiny note which read:
"ran out of munny, I come back 2morro 4 toof– 🦷🧚♀️"
SHE BOUGHT IT
Greetings, payment processor! It is I, HUMAN L. EGALNAME, depositing a totally inconspicuous amount of several hundred American dollars into the account of my good personal friend, BÏRT H. ÑAMÉ, for.... fully clothed personal reasons
hey! if I send you an invoice, shut the fuck up. do not mention NSFW stuff or even the word "furry" or anything, Paypal is company of dickbags searching for any excuse to harass creators. using invoices is the smartest/best/safest way of working as a comm artist, and this is explicit targeting
Apparently P*ypal now asks for customer opinions on accounts sending invoices.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
If you are paying an invoice to a nsfw artist, do NOT mention NSFW in any way, keep it blank even. you risk both your account and the artists.
November 20, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Greetings, payment processor! It is I, HUMAN L. EGALNAME, depositing a totally inconspicuous amount of several hundred American dollars into the account of my good personal friend, BÏRT H. ÑAMÉ, for.... fully clothed personal reasons
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Hazbin Hotel Season 2 Episode 7
November 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Hazbin Hotel Season 2 Episode 7