Ursula is a stone-cold sea bitch and I utterly adore her. I really appreciate that she's fat, stylish, she has fun hair and a captivating voice. You can tell ALL the design notes meant for her to be hideous. But three different teams, at a MINIMUM, absolutely ATE bringing her to life

I loved Scar's delivery of, "You have NO idea," in his brief scene with Simba.

PRRRRINCE abooboo,

Carmilla's bestie-al Zestial steps back, you can SEE how torn she is. She's terrified for her girls. Imagine all the terrifying obligation of parenting in a dangerous world for all eternity, and that's your IDEAL scenario. On top of knowing you're most likely why they're down there with you.

So I'm hearing Trump sucked a dick

They sure love declaring victory in advance. But nothing on earth is less permanent than a republican decision.

Sleep tight, don't let the microscopic parasites living in your eyelashes bite.

Or do, they don't eat much. Your call, really.

They need to bring back their pop-rocks version from last year. It was exactly as bad as you'd think, in the best way

My wife never wears any makeup, doesn't even own any. If she wanted to, she'd have to borrow from our daughter lol. But yeah, mainly her thoughts on makeup, aren't.

Hedge funds and billionaires are very enthusiastic about taking credit for an economic boom and even more enthusiastic about blaming the working class for a crash. They don't want the average person to start thinking in terms of accountability and class-action.

Brain damage is an absolute bitch. I can't fully blame him for his personality changing, but he is NOT fit to serve.

More like 30 years

Yeah "easily conned" stops being an excuse after the second time. There comes a point where you just clearly have made a choice to not care about the outcomes

Why does everything this guy sells catch on fire

Can't wait until we can say "was"

Bezos must have seen his portfolio dipping and got irritated

With every passing day under this new regime, my thoughts wander more and more to the haunting silence of Italian whindchimes

"Behind every fortune is a crime"
-a sticker I saw earlier today