Chris Wilson Esq. 🏳️🌈
@cwilsonesq.bsky.social
Nurse, gaymer & tea addict. (he/him)
Manchester UK Based
Frank N Furter @ heart.
Constantly perplexed, but trying my best.
When did woke become a bad thing??
Instagram @cwilsonesq
Manchester UK Based
Frank N Furter @ heart.
Constantly perplexed, but trying my best.
When did woke become a bad thing??
Instagram @cwilsonesq
I’m like the top shelf high-end purchase you can make…at Oddbins.
I’m like the top shelf high-end purchase you can make…at Walmart.
December 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I’m like the top shelf high-end purchase you can make…at Oddbins.
Change it to a guy in leather pants and I might be interested.
Republicans acting like they wouldn’t line up for this like it’s early voting at a gun show.
December 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Change it to a guy in leather pants and I might be interested.
Our X Files:
December 11, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Our X Files:
Well, it's been a hell of a shift, and it isn't over yet.
*Will Our Hero finish on time? (No)
*Has he had enough? (Yes)
*Will he have booze when he gets home? (Absolutely. Unless he falls asleep on the sofa)
Stay tuned for for the (un)exciting conclusion!
*Will Our Hero finish on time? (No)
*Has he had enough? (Yes)
*Will he have booze when he gets home? (Absolutely. Unless he falls asleep on the sofa)
Stay tuned for for the (un)exciting conclusion!
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Well, it's been a hell of a shift, and it isn't over yet.
*Will Our Hero finish on time? (No)
*Has he had enough? (Yes)
*Will he have booze when he gets home? (Absolutely. Unless he falls asleep on the sofa)
Stay tuned for for the (un)exciting conclusion!
*Will Our Hero finish on time? (No)
*Has he had enough? (Yes)
*Will he have booze when he gets home? (Absolutely. Unless he falls asleep on the sofa)
Stay tuned for for the (un)exciting conclusion!
HOW FUCKING HUNGRY IS THE AMBASSADOR?
ARE WE SAFE FROM HIS HUNGER??
ARE WE SAFE FROM HIS HUNGER??
December 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
HOW FUCKING HUNGRY IS THE AMBASSADOR?
ARE WE SAFE FROM HIS HUNGER??
ARE WE SAFE FROM HIS HUNGER??
Did a gym.
Please clap.
Please clap.
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Did a gym.
Please clap.
Please clap.
Reposted by Chris Wilson Esq. 🏳️🌈
"Look, here's the thing..."
December 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"Look, here's the thing..."
It's a cold, wet, miserable evening, isn't it?
Good night for casserole and something with custard, I think.
Good night for casserole and something with custard, I think.
December 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
It's a cold, wet, miserable evening, isn't it?
Good night for casserole and something with custard, I think.
Good night for casserole and something with custard, I think.
Having a quick pre works-do drink on Canal Street (anal treet to is locals)
November 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Having a quick pre works-do drink on Canal Street (anal treet to is locals)
Got my hair did.
November 29, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Got my hair did.
Wine
Penis
Travel
Sounds good to me
Penis
Travel
Sounds good to me
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
Marriage
Beach
Ass
I'm not mad at that lol
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Wine
Penis
Travel
Sounds good to me
Penis
Travel
Sounds good to me
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
And so begins The Journey To The Arse End of Nowhere.
(Visiting the parents in The Lakes)
(Visiting the parents in The Lakes)
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
And so begins The Journey To The Arse End of Nowhere.
(Visiting the parents in The Lakes)
(Visiting the parents in The Lakes)
We made it.
😴
😴
November 23, 2025 at 7:42 AM
We made it.
😴
😴
Last night shift of 4, then a week off.
Let's just get it done, eh?
Let's just get it done, eh?
November 22, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Last night shift of 4, then a week off.
Let's just get it done, eh?
Let's just get it done, eh?
Reposted by Chris Wilson Esq. 🏳️🌈
Surely, the existence of Vanilla Ice Cream implies the existence of BDSM Ice Cream? 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Surely, the existence of Vanilla Ice Cream implies the existence of BDSM Ice Cream? 🤔
Why isn't Gordon T Gorpher in When Harry Met Sally?
Why isn't ALF in Taskmaster?
Why isn’t Hannibal Lecter in Eat Pray Love
November 15, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Why isn't Gordon T Gorpher in When Harry Met Sally?
I'd have to be *very* care of Freudian slips if I tried to order Bulwark Cut Plug Tobacco....
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I'd have to be *very* care of Freudian slips if I tried to order Bulwark Cut Plug Tobacco....
Goon a movie:
The Long Kiss Goon Night
The Long Kiss Goon Night
Goon a movie.
Goon with the Wind
Goon with the Wind
Goon a movie.
Goon Goonies.
Goon Goonies.
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Goon a movie:
The Long Kiss Goon Night
The Long Kiss Goon Night
The highlight of a days mandatory training, you say?
I'd probably say when the head of estates taught the nurses that one of the corridors is narrow and it's difficult to push a hospital bed down it.
As if we haven't been doing it several times a day, everyday, for years.
I'd probably say when the head of estates taught the nurses that one of the corridors is narrow and it's difficult to push a hospital bed down it.
As if we haven't been doing it several times a day, everyday, for years.
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 PM
The highlight of a days mandatory training, you say?
I'd probably say when the head of estates taught the nurses that one of the corridors is narrow and it's difficult to push a hospital bed down it.
As if we haven't been doing it several times a day, everyday, for years.
I'd probably say when the head of estates taught the nurses that one of the corridors is narrow and it's difficult to push a hospital bed down it.
As if we haven't been doing it several times a day, everyday, for years.
Age yourself with gaming
November 12, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Age yourself with gaming
Everyone should send an invite to Kim from now on.
I hope Kim Davis hears about gay weddings every day for the rest of her hateful existence ☺️
November 10, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Everyone should send an invite to Kim from now on.
I didn't get paid enough for that stock photo of me, did I?
November 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I didn't get paid enough for that stock photo of me, did I?
Words to live by.
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Words to live by.