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Chris Wilson Esq. 🏳️‍🌈
@cwilsonesq.bsky.social
Nurse, gaymer & tea addict. (he/him)
Manchester UK Based
Frank N Furter @ heart.
Constantly perplexed, but trying my best.
When did woke become a bad thing??

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Oh, my GOD. YES.
December 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
They're right, it won't take *their* jobs, but they won't be required.
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 AM
More for you?
December 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"Oh, Im so glad you're still here! Most people dont want to stay afterwards, but now I can tell you all about the group I'm part of. Its not a cult. Have you ever heard the gospel of our Dark Lord and Master 'Daigon, Devourer of Worlds'? As I say, we're NOT a cult......"
December 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
You look great!

Although are the shorts short enough? (Purely for accuracy reasons)
December 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Don't they realise that the first thing our cyborg overlords will destroy are the managers and CEOs?

They won't be of use in the mines.
a paper clip with a face on it and the words terminate the survivors below it
Alt: a paper clip with a face on it and the words terminate the survivors below it
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Well he wouldn't be listening to a Walkman, would he?
December 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
A Chianti always goes down well, I find.
December 11, 2025 at 7:38 PM
And a nice glass of something red to go with it?
December 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Bloody love a lasagne. Garlic bread too?
December 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
As long as James Corden is in no way involved, that's a win.
December 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
What would you like? X
December 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
What are your thoughts on the Cumberbatch "Pengwing"?
December 11, 2025 at 12:16 PM
The dolls. 😱
December 11, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Love the co-ordination! 😍
December 11, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Still?

STILL??

URGH.
December 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I thought we were making stuff up? 😉
December 11, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Turns out, the flag shaggers only like *certain* flags...
December 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
😁

Happy to help.
December 11, 2025 at 10:34 AM
One of the young people at work had never heard of teletext the other day.
uncle sam is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year
Alt: The crypt keeper is holding a microphone in front of an american flag and says this is our year
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Is that a klaxon you wind up to power it, or a klaxon you can set off if you think you're being wound up by someone?
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Pete once worked in a [redacted] role for [redacted], where he received advanced training in [redacted] and [redacted].

How many dissidents in [redacted] were interred at Petes hands?

A) 20
B) 250
C) 1500
D) 2.5 million
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 AM