Freddie Figtree
@freddiefigtree.bsky.social
Him with the hairy chest and flowers.
Hit the heart to encourage this nonsense.
📸🏴🏳️🌈👬🦦🌻🔞
Hit the heart to encourage this nonsense.
📸🏴🏳️🌈👬🦦🌻🔞
Pinned
I’m going to rein it in a bit here for a little while, so I’ll enjoy all your #FCF and just tease mine, literally and figuratively.
February 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
February 16, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I’m BORED!!
Stuck at my mum’s. I can’t run. Finished my book last night. Can’t do any of my odd jobs.
I’m going to Madrid in April; anyone got any recommendations?
Anyone got anything they want to ask or message me?
Stuck at my mum’s. I can’t run. Finished my book last night. Can’t do any of my odd jobs.
I’m going to Madrid in April; anyone got any recommendations?
Anyone got anything they want to ask or message me?
February 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
I’m BORED!!
Stuck at my mum’s. I can’t run. Finished my book last night. Can’t do any of my odd jobs.
I’m going to Madrid in April; anyone got any recommendations?
Anyone got anything they want to ask or message me?
Stuck at my mum’s. I can’t run. Finished my book last night. Can’t do any of my odd jobs.
I’m going to Madrid in April; anyone got any recommendations?
Anyone got anything they want to ask or message me?
Urgh, I’m frustrated. Supposed to do a long run today. It’s literally still dark outside. It snowed last night, it’s slushy on the ground and it’s cold and wet. There’s no chance I’m going out.
February 15, 2026 at 12:10 PM
Urgh, I’m frustrated. Supposed to do a long run today. It’s literally still dark outside. It snowed last night, it’s slushy on the ground and it’s cold and wet. There’s no chance I’m going out.
Shall I drop the towel?…
February 15, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Shall I drop the towel?…
Apropos of nothing, my hips are absolutely fucking aching. Morning.
February 15, 2026 at 8:43 AM
Apropos of nothing, my hips are absolutely fucking aching. Morning.
Happy Valentine’s Day to all my internet boyfriends.
February 14, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Happy Valentine’s Day to all my internet boyfriends.
Much better.
Night night.
Night night.
February 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Much better.
Night night.
Night night.
I’m going to watch half an hour of Heated Rivalry while working with my massage gun. For my sore legs, obviously.
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I’m going to watch half an hour of Heated Rivalry while working with my massage gun. For my sore legs, obviously.
Happy Friday gang.
Swimming Week 6!!
🩲😂💙
Swimming Week 6!!
🩲😂💙
February 13, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Happy Friday gang.
Swimming Week 6!!
🩲😂💙
Swimming Week 6!!
🩲😂💙
There’s been many (many) a time when Freddie has had no shame, but tonight I will not shame myself into showing you the state of the ancient dad pants I’ve done my exercises in. Goodnight gang.
February 12, 2026 at 10:32 PM
There’s been many (many) a time when Freddie has had no shame, but tonight I will not shame myself into showing you the state of the ancient dad pants I’ve done my exercises in. Goodnight gang.
This week has been a rollercoaster and there’s been zero motivation today (actually that’s not true, zero motivation for work).
I might just fire out some old pics this evening as a means of relaxation.
I might just fire out some old pics this evening as a means of relaxation.
February 12, 2026 at 5:44 PM
This week has been a rollercoaster and there’s been zero motivation today (actually that’s not true, zero motivation for work).
I might just fire out some old pics this evening as a means of relaxation.
I might just fire out some old pics this evening as a means of relaxation.
Just had an incredibly fun night finally seeing @myradubois.bsky.social in person. The wit was sensational. And it ended up being a far more up close and personal experience than I had possibly imagined!!
February 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Just had an incredibly fun night finally seeing @myradubois.bsky.social in person. The wit was sensational. And it ended up being a far more up close and personal experience than I had possibly imagined!!
Why don’tcha scooch on over here…
February 10, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Why don’tcha scooch on over here…
I’m off today, and ended up reading The Long Game until half midnight. I feel like a zombie.
February 10, 2026 at 9:19 AM
I’m off today, and ended up reading The Long Game until half midnight. I feel like a zombie.
I don’t know if I’m in the minority or whatever, but I just don’t get the appeal of wanting to hear every Tom, Dick and Harry’s opinions on here, or social media generally. It always seems to be done in an ‘I know much better than you’ way, which aggravates me instantly. I’m sticking to nudes.
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I don’t know if I’m in the minority or whatever, but I just don’t get the appeal of wanting to hear every Tom, Dick and Harry’s opinions on here, or social media generally. It always seems to be done in an ‘I know much better than you’ way, which aggravates me instantly. I’m sticking to nudes.
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I’ve fallen down a social media rabbit gone and I’m too embarrassed to say why. So I’m going to stop now, read for half an hour, then bed.
February 8, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I’ve fallen down a social media rabbit gone and I’m too embarrassed to say why. So I’m going to stop now, read for half an hour, then bed.
18km done and, much like Shakira, Shakira, my hips don’t lie.
February 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
18km done and, much like Shakira, Shakira, my hips don’t lie.
In what feels like a fitting end to a busy day, rather than having a wank I’ve ended up emptying and putting away two full clothes airers. Goodnight gang!
February 8, 2026 at 12:01 AM
In what feels like a fitting end to a busy day, rather than having a wank I’ve ended up emptying and putting away two full clothes airers. Goodnight gang!