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Seattle’s silliest little goose.🪿

I have friends everywhere.

Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Allergic to cats. Choose joy.

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✈️ Palm Springs January; Smokeout ‘26
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Rule #1 of lip synching: Do not remove your hat unless…

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Welp, for the morbidly curious, if you've ever wondered what dear ol Dad looks like without his facial hair... 😶🫥

(It was a phase)
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Have you ever seen a bike lane sweeper - pulled behind a bike?

Volunteers in Kirkland have a new tool that attaches to the back of an e-bike. It's good for protected bike lanes, sidewalks, and narrow trails.

My @kuow.org story: www.kuow.org/stories/clea...
November 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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If you want to get drop kicked into Christmas, fly on the day after 🦃 day.

So far we’ve heard every carol on flute including “Go Tell it to the Mountain” & “Greensleaves”

I leave this token for your enjoyment

youtu.be/gg7uGL6Ku20?...
Henrietta and Merna Can't Sing - Go Tell It On The Mountain
YouTube video by CGE-TV
youtu.be
November 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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#fcf On main for your Black Friday pleasure
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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🎁 link to the WSJ editorial that made Stephen Miller so mad.

"It would be a shame if this single act of betrayal became the excuse for deporting all Afghan refugees...

"Thousands are building new lives here in peace. Collective punishment won’t make America safer."

www.wsj.com/opinion/the-...
Opinion | The Ambush on the National Guard
The alleged shooting by an Afghan ‘partner’ shouldn’t condemn all who assisted the U.S. and now live here.
www.wsj.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Seattle is the only major U.S. city where 70% of the population 25 and older graduated from a four-year college, writes FYI guy.
Seattle just crossed a remarkable demographic threshold
www.seattletimes.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Open robes and hard dicks w/ @mattstevensx.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Gold isn't usually my color, but when in Rome... 👑🌿
📷: @saltphotos.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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(Karen) Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Consider shopping small and supporting queer this year, instead of lining up at the big chains. It doesn’t even have to be me, but I’ve got tees, some tanks, and prints. Or if you’re feeling real sassy, check the available resin pieces. Ships anywhere in the US.

www.codyshipman.com/shop
Cody Shipman Art Shop
The only place where you can buy original prints and apparel by Cody Shipman. Check in often for new pieces, and act fast as inventory is constantly roatation.
www.codyshipman.com
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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It’s union suit weather and #fcf. Also, what’s in this coffee?

#fatcockfriday #unionsuit
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Shamelessly re-re-rereposting this for Friday.

Happy FCF, from me and my #pierceddick
Thinking about men with fuzzy post-Thanksgiving-dinner bellies.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Feeling a bit raw and sad today after my first no contact thanksgiving was spent alone while my family gossiped about me around their Christian table. Send attention and holes #fcf #fatcockfriday
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Fixed it for you. Idiots! If the exclusion is based on appearance then it will certainly impact cis folks as well as trans folks.
November 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Ivy, let me introduce you to all the horny homosexuals in my phone
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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Kicking off the holiday season with some Victorian mulled wine and a marathon of holiday food history. youtu.be/6aKvdoUEVzY?...
Christmas Cooking Marathon with Mulled Wine
YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller
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November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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It's the 1st Day of Trixmas! Free shipping at TrixieMotel.com!!
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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It snowed.

#FCF
November 28, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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My submission for #fcf
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Signal boosting this Bluesky starter pack of Seattle News and Journalists: go.bsky.app/MdNLsYQ
November 9, 2024 at 6:19 PM