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Silly Turkey Ryan 🍁🍂🍗
@crshort81.bsky.social
Seattle’s silliest little goose.🪿

I have friends everywhere.

Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Allergic to cats. Choose joy.

👬 tumbledheroes.bsky.social
✈️ Palm Springs January; Smokeout ‘26
Obligatory nude in husband’s childhood bathroom.

Happy American Thanksgiving to all you sluts and turkeys.

#princealbert
November 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The print version 💖
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It’s the pom pom of a true Gryffindor
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Okay but seriously this. 🙌

Example: occasionally I wonder, who is this woman who loved me so back in the Twitter days?
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
honestly, codes
November 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
airport lounge mirrors are the selfie equivalent of hotel nudes
November 26, 2025 at 6:58 PM
bots have stopped trying.
November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
butt sex
November 26, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Haircut day ft. special guest star Archie the Salon Pup 🎉

✂️ @144-4.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Queer supremacy, honestly

#cigardaddy
November 25, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Xoxo
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
nighttime cigar, magical friends

#cigarsocial
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
FCF’s outtake becomes this week’s MCM ♻️

Recycle. Save the planet.

#gayfeet #princealbert #stonerbate #pierceddick #mcm #monochrommonday
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
fashion meets passion
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Good morning, beautiful people in my phone.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Day of puppysitting was a delight. Thanks for the fun times, Trinket.
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Say my name, say my name
If no one is around you, say,
"Baby, I love you"
If you ain't runnin' game
November 23, 2025 at 3:00 AM
everyone agrees: @n-unit.bsky.social is so lickable.
November 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I’ve got a hot date today.
November 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Happy Dadurday, kittens.
November 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
😇
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
the view under my desk rn

#fcf #fatcockfriday #princealbert
November 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
oh hello there
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM