Cranky Manager
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Cranky Manager
@crankymanager.bsky.social
Retail manager.
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Working a customer service theory for how the general public treats us:

10% - Extremely friendly and polite
80% - Barely register your existence, don't care if you live or die, you may as well be store racking
10% - The worst fucking people on the planet, they will make your job a walking nightmare
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
A bunch of us got a phishing scam email today and legit had a couple people wonder how in the world our work emails were the ones people got. Like guys. It’s not like our emails are highly classified 😂 we probably emailed someone who did click on the link🙄
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Every Democrat in Congress should put out a video saying troops have an obligation to refuse unlawful orders. Make them prosecute all of you. This isn't a close call.

I'd add Republicans too if I thought any of them had the courage to actually cross Trump on this.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Have to do some performance reviews for a department that’s quickly falling apart. Mainly because we have a couple people with major poopy pants attitude. Not looking forward to it. They think they’re the bees knees but they’re literally the slowest messiest employees in the dept.
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Holy cow. A week or so ago I saw a post on LinkedIn about chicken vs fish employee (one is loud one isn’t) and now everyone has decided it’s the best new thought and it’s like every other post. Like we get it. They’re not even reposting the OG. Just the same pic with their “own thoughts”🙄
November 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Some abled parents of disabled people are the most violent ableists. They use their children as tools to demonstrate their heroism in shouldering the burden of taking care of a disabled person, think they’re incapable of ableism, and say the experience of a caretaker is the same as being disabled.
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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Vancouver had 117 people die during the 2021 heat dome climate disaster.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
May or may not have dropped being professional towards a co-worker this morning. This is one who supposedly knows everything unless it’s something they don’t want to do. Like, I’m your boss. Start doing things for yourself, quit expecting me to do them.
November 8, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Customer claims a ln employee told them something wrong. Entirely possible. Then the customer says “are you going to fire them?”. I told them no. Like, what?!? If we fired everyone for a customer claiming the person told them something wrong I’d have no staff. Not to mention at least half the time
November 7, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Meanwhile, they’re punching handcuffed, unarmed protesters in the head

*TW - extremely fucked up and hard to watch
November 3, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Americans have been dragged, tackled, beaten, tased and shot by immigration agents.

They’ve had their necks kneeled on.

They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.

At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days.
The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...
www.propublica.org
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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A woman should know better than to say that...
October 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Holy frick. Customer are an extra special brand of grouchy and stupid today. It’s not even late enough for church people to be in yet.
October 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
One manager who worked at another company (w waaay smaller stores) keeps complaining that our processes are actually processes. Wants us to just do everything like other company they worked it. That company has 1.5-3 mil stores maybe 15k sq ft we’re a 90k sq ft at 26/27 mil… apples and oranges.
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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How is that probable cause?!
October 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I’ve been able to put out three a year over the last few years, but it’s a revolving process I created for myself with my engineer brain. From start to publishing, it takes around 3 years per book with the writing and the drafting and the editing and the formatting and the unknown variables, etc…
Authors, in the interest of helping readers spot gen ai 'authored' books, how many novels do you publish a year?

I publish one 80-100k+ word (epic fantasy) novel, and I can only do that because I drafted 8 novels before I started publishing any. 📚💙
October 10, 2025 at 12:30 PM
We do a type of department evaluation every week. Last week a manager threw a fit because theirs is nearly always in the afternoon (because they’re a small dept) even tho they nearly always do well. So this week I had them done first and this is their worst week in ages.😂🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️
October 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I’ve begun the countdown in my head until there’s new management and these giant whiney-pants babies of managers I have have to deal with someone else. Hoping these incoming people will put these jerks in their place.
October 2, 2025 at 2:58 AM
And as predicted, even though everyone complained about this person, everyone is super mad. So most conversations feel awkward and strained. Cannot wait to go home today.
Today is going to be the worst. We’re letting someone go and paying them out weed out toxicity but I know it’s going to blow a lot of people away. This person deserves to be let go but I still feel like trash doing it. I’ve never dreaded this so much before.
October 1, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Today is going to be the worst. We’re letting someone go and paying them out weed out toxicity but I know it’s going to blow a lot of people away. This person deserves to be let go but I still feel like trash doing it. I’ve never dreaded this so much before.
September 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
We have a manager who has 2 bacholers in management *plus* 20+ yrs of management experience and other managers think this person is bad at managing bc they’re the only one that actually tries to hit the standards and follows up w the team. Pretty sure they’re just mad this person makes them look bad
September 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The Long Walk was freakin’ great. Great chemistry with all the cast. My only complaint is that Mark Hamill’s voice choice was a little too cartoon villain for me but a) that could just be me equating him with voice acting and b) at least he’s not in it a ton.
September 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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I find it deeply disconcerting the way they keep “teasing” the big info they have on autism.

If there was a real scientific breakthrough, they wouldn’t wait.

This isn’t about science, it’s about discriminating against neurodivergent people.

It’s eugenics.
Trump: "I think we're gonna have something very very big coming up soon on autism. Autism is totally out of control ... we're gonna have a news conference early next week on autism."
September 20, 2025 at 12:08 AM