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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 3d

I love twix

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心.Ginseng @ginseng1.bsky.social · 11d

The fact that the only thing 343 can do with Halo is just milking the old Bungie's legacy, or just completely, utterly, and just endlessly fuck up the franchise is really sad at this point.

Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 11d

Halo: Campaign Evolved announced, coming 2026 for Xbox Series/PC/Steam/PS5 in 2026 www.xbox.com/en-US/games/...

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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 11d

I really love Halo: Combat Evolved and love any excuse to replay Halo: Combat Evolved but I’m not going to lie, putting out another remake and rerelease of Halo: Combat Evolved feels like the most “we don’t know what to do with Halo anymore, hit the emergency button” decision one could make

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 11d

holy shit dude it is over. ring da fuckin bell

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Rob Manuel @robmanuelyeah.bsky.social · Sep 29

South Park is a single 124 hour long film, made over 28 years, which documents how America struggled with and then eventually embraced fascism.

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Sep 26

Uma Kompton has officially declined performing at the upcoming #SuperBowl halftime show. (Via HITSDD)

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · Sep 25

“Who do you think you are? Killing thousands and flattening neighborhoods, then wrapping yourself in Judaism like it’s some shield from criticism. You’re making life for Jews miserable.”

Netanyahu makes a South Park appearance

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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · Sep 23

legally changing my name to Y/N just to make fanfiction more immersive

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · Sep 15

i forgot to watch the emmys did i win anything

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Boids @boidscomic.bsky.social · Aug 29

He didn't get the job but he did get a Pikachu.

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Futurama on Hulu @futuramahulu.bsky.social · Aug 13

they don’t pay me enough i don’t know what to post man

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Warren Hyde @dadhyde.bsky.social · Aug 13

Thanks for the memories.

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Oliver @oliverkrajacic.bsky.social · Aug 13

Is that applesauce?

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Cpt. Lean @cptlean.bsky.social · Aug 8

einkly scrinkly

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Lyndon Baines Johnson @lyndonbajohnson.bsky.social · Aug 4

As we said, there was no way the reboot wouldn't suck. -OS

Jordan @jordevio.soy · Aug 4

DALE GRIBBLE SUBSTACK

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Uma Kompton @umakompton.bsky.social · Aug 1

I was being SILENCED by Gracie Abrams and her lawyers

Cpt. Lean @cptlean.bsky.social · Aug 1

Girl where have you BEEN. They took your insta down again!

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Cpt. Lean @cptlean.bsky.social · Aug 1

Girl where have you BEEN. They took your insta down again!

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · Jul 31

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · Jul 30

yesss things are about to get interesting

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pretzel @hotcrispyfriend.bsky.social · Jul 27

I wonder what happens if you sleep with a fanfiction being read to you

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Keith Stack @keithstack.com · Jul 22

he's bitin the heads off the angels now

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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · Jul 20

my thoughts on the new Superman movie in no particular order:

1. Hawkgirl is awesome
2. there should be a Hawkgirl movie
3. Isabela Merced as Hawkgirl: amazing
4. when is the Hawkgirl movie coming out

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · Jul 20

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Dave McElfatrick @davemcelfatrick.bsky.social · Jul 17

I love it when a movie suddenly becomes a horror movie

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Kendra, normal version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · Jul 16

Motherfucker don’t you have other shit to be worried about right now

An email from the US Dept of Education reminding me that 0% interest on my student loans is ending soon

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