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fuckin Dr. Acula in the other room wiping his mouth "yeah it's bizarre it's just gone somehow"
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
fuckin Dr. Acula in the other room wiping his mouth "yeah it's bizarre it's just gone somehow"
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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How dare they make Claire Danes a lesbian and all she does is cry in her chimney sweep trousers and never kisses a woman
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 AM
How dare they make Claire Danes a lesbian and all she does is cry in her chimney sweep trousers and never kisses a woman
my "not enron" shirt etc, and so on
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
my "not enron" shirt etc, and so on
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is this good
it's happening dot gif
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
is this good
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alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
alfred: dere is a nonce billionaire flyin liddle guls aroun on his air plane sir. he has his own island
batman: i don't care
batman: i don't care
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gay barry bonds: i hold the mlb record for most home runs and also i am gay
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
gay barry bonds: i hold the mlb record for most home runs and also i am gay
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knowing there are so many openly gay pwhl players rocks I wish there were dudes kissing in the mlb
November 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
knowing there are so many openly gay pwhl players rocks I wish there were dudes kissing in the mlb
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As far as I’m concerned every computer sucks dick now
they finally made the wearable computer that also sucks your dick www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCG...
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
As far as I’m concerned every computer sucks dick now
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speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
I feel like I don't get what I used to get out of it but I still get just enough that I can't turn away
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I feel like I don't get what I used to get out of it but I still get just enough that I can't turn away
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every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
every clip people post about northernlion is him saying some "you need to touch grass. engage in earthly virtues, the pleasures of the spirit and the mind. reject dopamine. seek transcendence" while he plays 'Subway Surfers But It Makes You Addicted to Slot Machines' in the background
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Silent Hill 2 tells a largely symbolic story about what if a guy was really fuckin stupid
November 19, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Silent Hill 2 tells a largely symbolic story about what if a guy was really fuckin stupid
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happy birthday 🥳
November 21, 2025 at 12:31 AM
happy birthday 🥳
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
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I am, as usual, mad at the people looking at this and expressing any real surprise or shock. It should be impossible to exist with any basic awareness in 2025 and not know about this kindof thing by now. People were producing deepfakes of women years ago; you cant be ignorant, only unconcerned.
November 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I am, as usual, mad at the people looking at this and expressing any real surprise or shock. It should be impossible to exist with any basic awareness in 2025 and not know about this kindof thing by now. People were producing deepfakes of women years ago; you cant be ignorant, only unconcerned.
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"Looper" (2012)
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance. www.fox5ny.com/news/michiga...
Michigan man who shares same initials as JD Vance convicted of threatening to kill president, vice president
A Michigan man named JD Vance was sentenced for threatening to kill JD Vance.
www.fox5ny.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"Looper" (2012)
Adam Sandlam in Punch Drunch Lunch
November 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Adam Sandlam in Punch Drunch Lunch
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when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
when I was a kid my dad could have kicked my ass because he was an adult. now I could kick my dad’s ass because he’s old. but there was one day between then and now when we were exactly evenly matched. the father/son convergence