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[therapist voice] have you considered the possibility that the root of your problem might come from my relationship with your mother?
February 17, 2026 at 8:33 AM
[therapist voice] have you considered the possibility that the root of your problem might come from my relationship with your mother?
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white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
February 17, 2026 at 4:29 AM
white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
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Here it is, your moment of zen.
February 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Here it is, your moment of zen.
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Incredible Disappointment! At The Goodwill
February 16, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Incredible Disappointment! At The Goodwill
Incredible disappointment at the goodwill
February 16, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Incredible disappointment at the goodwill
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A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.
February 15, 2026 at 12:48 PM
A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.
women's curling is the only true sport
February 15, 2026 at 6:35 AM
women's curling is the only true sport
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This is probably ok
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
This is probably ok
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it's 2026. PC Gamer is doing journalism while actual news outlets post more transphobia. a sandwich costs $16 or five easy payments of $5 with SandoLoan
Oh, good: Discord's age verification rollout has ties to Palantir co-founder and panopticon architect Peter Thiel
Discord is "experimenting" with an age authentication vendor whose major investors include Thiel's Founders Fund.
www.pcgamer.com
February 14, 2026 at 2:37 AM
it's 2026. PC Gamer is doing journalism while actual news outlets post more transphobia. a sandwich costs $16 or five easy payments of $5 with SandoLoan
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I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
August 8, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you
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this is good, but damn I forgot what The Median Voter is like. body cams score highest (despite agents regularly recording themselves doing crimes anyway), while preventing deportation of CITIZENS scores lowest. still good that there’s broad opposition, but what is going on in these ppl’s heads?
Brand new polling from Data for Progress, shared first with Strength In Numbers, shows voters back Dems in the DHS shutdown over ICE — and overwhelmingly favor key reforms such as preventing mask-wearing (+23) and requiring judicial warrants for arrests (+34): www.gelliottmorris.com/p/democrats-...
February 13, 2026 at 5:01 PM
this is good, but damn I forgot what The Median Voter is like. body cams score highest (despite agents regularly recording themselves doing crimes anyway), while preventing deportation of CITIZENS scores lowest. still good that there’s broad opposition, but what is going on in these ppl’s heads?
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Another thing. They went for trans kids because it's easier to target them than trans adults.
Trans kids you can threaten the parents with safeguarding and child abduction and force them to tolerate a lot of institutional abuse with limited outcry.
Trans kids you can threaten the parents with safeguarding and child abduction and force them to tolerate a lot of institutional abuse with limited outcry.
There's no outstanding scientific theory that would otherwise explain why puberty blockers are "harmful" for gender identity cases but not harmful for precocious puberty, beyond "we don't want the trans kids to be trans".
February 12, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Another thing. They went for trans kids because it's easier to target them than trans adults.
Trans kids you can threaten the parents with safeguarding and child abduction and force them to tolerate a lot of institutional abuse with limited outcry.
Trans kids you can threaten the parents with safeguarding and child abduction and force them to tolerate a lot of institutional abuse with limited outcry.
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my boss is now talking to me about adding AI into our work and the entire way he talks about it can be summed up as "what if we had another person on staff who could do things that we wanted them to do"
i have a suggestion for how we could resolve this issue.
i have a suggestion for how we could resolve this issue.
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
my boss is now talking to me about adding AI into our work and the entire way he talks about it can be summed up as "what if we had another person on staff who could do things that we wanted them to do"
i have a suggestion for how we could resolve this issue.
i have a suggestion for how we could resolve this issue.
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VAN HOLLEN: What did everyone else have for lunch on Epstein Island?
LUTNICK: Everyone else ordered the pedophile salad.
VAN HOLLEN: And what did you order? I will remind you you are under oath.
LUTNICK: I ordered a normal salad. With green goddess dressing. But there was... a kitchen mistake.
LUTNICK: Everyone else ordered the pedophile salad.
VAN HOLLEN: And what did you order? I will remind you you are under oath.
LUTNICK: I ordered a normal salad. With green goddess dressing. But there was... a kitchen mistake.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 5:13 PM
VAN HOLLEN: What did everyone else have for lunch on Epstein Island?
LUTNICK: Everyone else ordered the pedophile salad.
VAN HOLLEN: And what did you order? I will remind you you are under oath.
LUTNICK: I ordered a normal salad. With green goddess dressing. But there was... a kitchen mistake.
LUTNICK: Everyone else ordered the pedophile salad.
VAN HOLLEN: And what did you order? I will remind you you are under oath.
LUTNICK: I ordered a normal salad. With green goddess dressing. But there was... a kitchen mistake.
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"The voters are stupid" isn't useful analysis or a political strategy. They will continue being stupid! You either need a plan to make them not stupid or a plan to win despite that
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
"The voters are stupid" isn't useful analysis or a political strategy. They will continue being stupid! You either need a plan to make them not stupid or a plan to win despite that
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New York has a Muslim mayor; the Patriots are losing the Super Bowl. The Long 9/11 is finally coming to an end.
Feel bad for my patriot fan friends but this is a good omen for society
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
New York has a Muslim mayor; the Patriots are losing the Super Bowl. The Long 9/11 is finally coming to an end.
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
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I never noticed this either.
February 8, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I never noticed this either.
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“the average person is so fucking stupid” (average person)
February 7, 2026 at 9:49 PM
“the average person is so fucking stupid” (average person)
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lots of people (on Both Sides™) had fun with Trump's “transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison” debate line without stopping to think, even for one second, about the humanity of the actual people involved
NEW: It’s difficult to account for the abuses trans immigrants face in ICE custody after Trump destroyed safeguards, oversight agencies, and data about detainees.
But 3 trans migrants told me what it’s really like: Medical neglect. Solitary confinement. Harassment. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
But 3 trans migrants told me what it’s really like: Medical neglect. Solitary confinement. Harassment. www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
ICE Is Treating Trans Immigrants With A New Level Of Cruelty
A HuffPost investigation found how the Trump administration systematically destroyed safeguards for detainees, subjecting them to abuse and neglect.
www.huffpost.com
February 7, 2026 at 4:55 PM
lots of people (on Both Sides™) had fun with Trump's “transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison” debate line without stopping to think, even for one second, about the humanity of the actual people involved
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Redirecting...
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
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WHO'S THE FUCKIN NIHILIST HERE
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
WHO'S THE FUCKIN NIHILIST HERE