chaircrusher
@cornwarning.com
musician, retiree, writer, goofus
music: https://chaircrusher.com
writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22
Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers
#vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno
music: https://chaircrusher.com
writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22
Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers
#vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno
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chaircrusher
@cornwarning.com
· Jun 4
I, an un-gay, approve.
When I read Mark Twain stories for the first time, I stumble over his jokes.
"They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy." - from Innocents Abroad
"They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy." - from Innocents Abroad
November 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
When I read Mark Twain stories for the first time, I stumble over his jokes.
"They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy." - from Innocents Abroad
"They say the Sultan has eight hundred wives. This almost amounts to bigamy." - from Innocents Abroad
Mariska Hargety ad for lotion on Facebook goes hard
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Mariska Hargety ad for lotion on Facebook goes hard
How often does Matt make a Chomsky reference?
Really wild to see Trump march toward war with Venezuela without even going through the motions of manufacturing consent … he’s just like going to do it.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
How often does Matt make a Chomsky reference?
I think it's the Sickos dude outside the window saying "Yes haha yes!"
@sickoscommittee.org
@sickoscommittee.org
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I think it's the Sickos dude outside the window saying "Yes haha yes!"
@sickoscommittee.org
@sickoscommittee.org
His place card is gross. A thanksgiving meal and your place tag has to say you're President?
As for the photo it could be a gotcha. Everyone looks weird sometimes if nearly your entire life is photographed.
As for the photo it could be a gotcha. Everyone looks weird sometimes if nearly your entire life is photographed.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
His place card is gross. A thanksgiving meal and your place tag has to say you're President?
As for the photo it could be a gotcha. Everyone looks weird sometimes if nearly your entire life is photographed.
As for the photo it could be a gotcha. Everyone looks weird sometimes if nearly your entire life is photographed.
My kids were born in 85 and 88. I put Hüsker Dü "Zen Arcade on in the car & Sean said "Turn off that loud monstery music, Dad!"
So @bobmouldmusic.bsky.social u were dad rock 35 years ago.
So @bobmouldmusic.bsky.social u were dad rock 35 years ago.
System of a Down is consisted dad music now, and that's true, correct, and good. Time marches on inexorably, and makes dad music of it all.
November 30, 2025 at 2:03 PM
My kids were born in 85 and 88. I put Hüsker Dü "Zen Arcade on in the car & Sean said "Turn off that loud monstery music, Dad!"
So @bobmouldmusic.bsky.social u were dad rock 35 years ago.
So @bobmouldmusic.bsky.social u were dad rock 35 years ago.
System of a Down is consisted dad music now, and that's true, correct, and good. Time marches on inexorably, and makes dad music of it all.
November 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Uh oh, there's trouble on the Island of Misfit Music Theory Geeks
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Uh oh, there's trouble on the Island of Misfit Music Theory Geeks
Someone should write a recap of the Shithead's first year and borrow the Joan Didion: "The Year Of Magical Thinking"
The people in this administration somehow think things will work out great if they just lean into their fact free delusions and prejudices.
The people in this administration somehow think things will work out great if they just lean into their fact free delusions and prejudices.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Someone should write a recap of the Shithead's first year and borrow the Joan Didion: "The Year Of Magical Thinking"
The people in this administration somehow think things will work out great if they just lean into their fact free delusions and prejudices.
The people in this administration somehow think things will work out great if they just lean into their fact free delusions and prejudices.
There's a certain kind of shmendrick who hears about a dude who uses his fame so he can masturbate in front of women without their consent and says, "THAT'S MY GUY!!!"
louis CK was funny, sure, but never SO funny or SO culturally dominant as to reasonably expect to sell out every venue and sell every project for decades. so far, that’s what’s happening for him! what did ‘cancellation’ really do to his career? give him an audience he respects slightly less, maybe?
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
There's a certain kind of shmendrick who hears about a dude who uses his fame so he can masturbate in front of women without their consent and says, "THAT'S MY GUY!!!"
I wish they'd color code weather maps so they make a trans flag.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I wish they'd color code weather maps so they make a trans flag.
Why has no one else done this already?
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Why has no one else done this already?
Didnt' Shlomi get arrested for biting a hooker?
I guess in MAGA world, being a sex creep is a badge of honor.
time.com/7336887/sham...
I guess in MAGA world, being a sex creep is a badge of honor.
time.com/7336887/sham...
Why the ‘ShamWow Guy’ Is Running for Congress
Offer Vince Shlomi tells TIME why he's running for Congress.
time.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Didnt' Shlomi get arrested for biting a hooker?
I guess in MAGA world, being a sex creep is a badge of honor.
time.com/7336887/sham...
I guess in MAGA world, being a sex creep is a badge of honor.
time.com/7336887/sham...
You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
I went to the grocery store today and there were 4 different trans women, which seemed like a lot for North Dodge Hy Vee. I think it may be that Iowa City is where trans people flee to in Iowa.
November 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I went to the grocery store today and there were 4 different trans women, which seemed like a lot for North Dodge Hy Vee. I think it may be that Iowa City is where trans people flee to in Iowa.
Quicksilver Messenger Service/Big Brother & the Holding Company Northern California Folk-Rock Festival.
Lindesfarne, Lou Reed, Bad Company, The Who London 1974
Mozart's Jupiter played by Seattle Symphony
Ectomorph + DJ i/f + Adult in Rotterdam
Autechre in Chicago
Lindesfarne, Lou Reed, Bad Company, The Who London 1974
Mozart's Jupiter played by Seattle Symphony
Ectomorph + DJ i/f + Adult in Rotterdam
Autechre in Chicago
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Been to a lot of shows dude. Here are five of the most memorable...
Daft Punk
Phil Collins
Postal Service
Veruca Salt
ELO
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen:
The Pixies (original)
The Afghan Wigs
Skinny Puppy
Ween
TV on the Radio
The Pixies (original)
The Afghan Wigs
Skinny Puppy
Ween
TV on the Radio
November 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Quicksilver Messenger Service/Big Brother & the Holding Company Northern California Folk-Rock Festival.
Lindesfarne, Lou Reed, Bad Company, The Who London 1974
Mozart's Jupiter played by Seattle Symphony
Ectomorph + DJ i/f + Adult in Rotterdam
Autechre in Chicago
Lindesfarne, Lou Reed, Bad Company, The Who London 1974
Mozart's Jupiter played by Seattle Symphony
Ectomorph + DJ i/f + Adult in Rotterdam
Autechre in Chicago
I don't know if anyone else knows it but Bobby Hill is a bodhisattva.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I don't know if anyone else knows it but Bobby Hill is a bodhisattva.
If you want a supreme WTF for Thanksgiving, Stephen Miller's wife says he only eats Mayonnaise, "literally."
Mayonnaise is to Miller as blood is to vampires.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Mayonnaise is to Miller as blood is to vampires.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you want a supreme WTF for Thanksgiving, Stephen Miller's wife says he only eats Mayonnaise, "literally."
Mayonnaise is to Miller as blood is to vampires.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Mayonnaise is to Miller as blood is to vampires.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
I misread this acct name for LSDALF. THAT'S THE SKEET
While the right lose their goddamn minds about a lone wolf doing something horrendous in DC today, let’s not forget that last week in the White House they all gushed over a genocidal, journalist murdering tyrant whose country financed 9/11.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I misread this acct name for LSDALF. THAT'S THE SKEET
Laibach can be maddeningly obtuse but Ivan can also be clear-eyed and precise.
#IndustrialMusic #Laibach #Slovenia
retrofuturista.com/laibach-inte...
#IndustrialMusic #Laibach #Slovenia
retrofuturista.com/laibach-inte...
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Laibach can be maddeningly obtuse but Ivan can also be clear-eyed and precise.
#IndustrialMusic #Laibach #Slovenia
retrofuturista.com/laibach-inte...
#IndustrialMusic #Laibach #Slovenia
retrofuturista.com/laibach-inte...
Very wild that he's beginning to sound like a Dr Bronner soap bottle, but instead of ALL ONE GOD FAITH and DILUTE! DILUTE! you get lies and idiotic ranting.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Very wild that he's beginning to sound like a Dr Bronner soap bottle, but instead of ALL ONE GOD FAITH and DILUTE! DILUTE! you get lies and idiotic ranting.
@actualnames.bsky.social one of yours is actually working for Kristi Noem:
Iwona B. Horyn
I think she's married to I. P. Freely.
Iwona B. Horyn
I think she's married to I. P. Freely.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
@actualnames.bsky.social one of yours is actually working for Kristi Noem:
Iwona B. Horyn
I think she's married to I. P. Freely.
Iwona B. Horyn
I think she's married to I. P. Freely.
I'm offended by his complete economic ignorance. He doesn't actually know how the health care system works. He doesn't know how any of it works.
Most amazingly, he's floating the idea of shutting health insurers out of the business.
No politician with any sense pisses big insurance off.
Most amazingly, he's floating the idea of shutting health insurers out of the business.
No politician with any sense pisses big insurance off.
Q: Are you going to unveil a healthcare plan?
TRUMP: I like my plan. Don't give money to the insurance companies, give it to people directly and let them go out and buy their own plan
Q: Are you planning to extend ACA subsidies?
T: I'd rather not but it may be necessary to get something else done
TRUMP: I like my plan. Don't give money to the insurance companies, give it to people directly and let them go out and buy their own plan
Q: Are you planning to extend ACA subsidies?
T: I'd rather not but it may be necessary to get something else done
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I'm offended by his complete economic ignorance. He doesn't actually know how the health care system works. He doesn't know how any of it works.
Most amazingly, he's floating the idea of shutting health insurers out of the business.
No politician with any sense pisses big insurance off.
Most amazingly, he's floating the idea of shutting health insurers out of the business.
No politician with any sense pisses big insurance off.
My everyday interaction with Google Gemini. Before this, I asked for a traditional thanksgiving dish that contained Crest toothpaste.
I wish the AI answers to absurd questions were more interesting. Then again if you want something described in the least interesting manner, use an AI Chatbot.
I wish the AI answers to absurd questions were more interesting. Then again if you want something described in the least interesting manner, use an AI Chatbot.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My everyday interaction with Google Gemini. Before this, I asked for a traditional thanksgiving dish that contained Crest toothpaste.
I wish the AI answers to absurd questions were more interesting. Then again if you want something described in the least interesting manner, use an AI Chatbot.
I wish the AI answers to absurd questions were more interesting. Then again if you want something described in the least interesting manner, use an AI Chatbot.