chaircrusher
@cornwarning.com
musician, retiree, writer, goofus
music: https://chaircrusher.com
writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22
Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers
#vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno
music: https://chaircrusher.com
writing: https://littlevillagemag.com/?s=%22Kent%20Williams%22
Rock over London, Rock On Chicago, Budweiser: King of Beers
#vcvrack #electronicmusic #house #techno #IDM #dubtechno
Mariska Hargety ad for lotion on Facebook goes hard
November 30, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Mariska Hargety ad for lotion on Facebook goes hard
Uh oh, there's trouble on the Island of Misfit Music Theory Geeks
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Uh oh, there's trouble on the Island of Misfit Music Theory Geeks
I wish they'd color code weather maps so they make a trans flag.
November 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I wish they'd color code weather maps so they make a trans flag.
Why has no one else done this already?
November 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Why has no one else done this already?
You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
You've just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
If you want a supreme WTF for Thanksgiving, Stephen Miller's wife says he only eats Mayonnaise, "literally."
Mayonnaise is to Miller as blood is to vampires.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Mayonnaise is to Miller as blood is to vampires.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you want a supreme WTF for Thanksgiving, Stephen Miller's wife says he only eats Mayonnaise, "literally."
Mayonnaise is to Miller as blood is to vampires.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Mayonnaise is to Miller as blood is to vampires.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Laibach can be maddeningly obtuse but Ivan can also be clear-eyed and precise.
#IndustrialMusic #Laibach #Slovenia
retrofuturista.com/laibach-inte...
#IndustrialMusic #Laibach #Slovenia
retrofuturista.com/laibach-inte...
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Laibach can be maddeningly obtuse but Ivan can also be clear-eyed and precise.
#IndustrialMusic #Laibach #Slovenia
retrofuturista.com/laibach-inte...
#IndustrialMusic #Laibach #Slovenia
retrofuturista.com/laibach-inte...
Very wild that he's beginning to sound like a Dr Bronner soap bottle, but instead of ALL ONE GOD FAITH and DILUTE! DILUTE! you get lies and idiotic ranting.
November 26, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Very wild that he's beginning to sound like a Dr Bronner soap bottle, but instead of ALL ONE GOD FAITH and DILUTE! DILUTE! you get lies and idiotic ranting.
@actualnames.bsky.social one of yours is actually working for Kristi Noem:
Iwona B. Horyn
I think she's married to I. P. Freely.
Iwona B. Horyn
I think she's married to I. P. Freely.
November 26, 2025 at 11:21 AM
@actualnames.bsky.social one of yours is actually working for Kristi Noem:
Iwona B. Horyn
I think she's married to I. P. Freely.
Iwona B. Horyn
I think she's married to I. P. Freely.
My everyday interaction with Google Gemini. Before this, I asked for a traditional thanksgiving dish that contained Crest toothpaste.
I wish the AI answers to absurd questions were more interesting. Then again if you want something described in the least interesting manner, use an AI Chatbot.
I wish the AI answers to absurd questions were more interesting. Then again if you want something described in the least interesting manner, use an AI Chatbot.
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My everyday interaction with Google Gemini. Before this, I asked for a traditional thanksgiving dish that contained Crest toothpaste.
I wish the AI answers to absurd questions were more interesting. Then again if you want something described in the least interesting manner, use an AI Chatbot.
I wish the AI answers to absurd questions were more interesting. Then again if you want something described in the least interesting manner, use an AI Chatbot.
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
@bennjordan.bsky.social you are now memeable.
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
@bennjordan.bsky.social you are now memeable.
When the ketamine hits
WTF with the werewolf eyes anyway?
WTF with the werewolf eyes anyway?
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
When the ketamine hits
WTF with the werewolf eyes anyway?
WTF with the werewolf eyes anyway?
I thought a quarter zip was 7 grams of W33d
November 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I thought a quarter zip was 7 grams of W33d
The woods are so metal right now
November 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The woods are so metal right now
@dril.bsky.social has, in one tweet, created a verbal meme that has spread well beyond anyone aware of his social media fame.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
@dril.bsky.social has, in one tweet, created a verbal meme that has spread well beyond anyone aware of his social media fame.
This is an amazing photograph of an amazing person. Michelle Obama photographed by Annie Liebowitz.
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
This is an amazing photograph of an amazing person. Michelle Obama photographed by Annie Liebowitz.
Well, what are you waiting for? DO IT already
November 21, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Well, what are you waiting for? DO IT already
1. no doubt the author is twice as smart as anyone who buys this book.
2. The author looks like a pastor who molests children.
2. The author looks like a pastor who molests children.
November 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
1. no doubt the author is twice as smart as anyone who buys this book.
2. The author looks like a pastor who molests children.
2. The author looks like a pastor who molests children.
I guess the NEA isn't on the Shithead's shit list yet. They seem to be sending a message by having no white musicians* this year.
*Airto is Brazilian, so his racial category isn't clear. Not that it matters, but it matters a lot to the Shithead, who is at odds with Brazil right now.
*Airto is Brazilian, so his racial category isn't clear. Not that it matters, but it matters a lot to the Shithead, who is at odds with Brazil right now.
November 21, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I guess the NEA isn't on the Shithead's shit list yet. They seem to be sending a message by having no white musicians* this year.
*Airto is Brazilian, so his racial category isn't clear. Not that it matters, but it matters a lot to the Shithead, who is at odds with Brazil right now.
*Airto is Brazilian, so his racial category isn't clear. Not that it matters, but it matters a lot to the Shithead, who is at odds with Brazil right now.