Another writer still with us @artcullen.bsky.social seems to have inherited Twain's pen warmed up in hell. I think Art rather likes Mark Twain himself, and emulates him in more ways than one. 😀

You want to live in a Hallmark XMas Rom Com. Resolution in 2 hrs with 1/2 hr of wrinkle cream commercials

We have met the enemy and they are us.

Not a good day to drive to MI but good luck

You are a clanker

All the beaches on Kaui I've been too have felt vaguely dangerous. Lots of rocks, or violent surf. That big unimproved beach on the west coast is pretty nuts. No one there, 6-10 foot waves near shores so you could get dunked if you werent' careful.

And bring the cannoli?

You were taking testes