cori
@corialias.bsky.social
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queer, disabled, 37. I have cats. (she/they)
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
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MAGA folks don’t understand that the culture of Bluesky involves everyone just blocking people they don’t like without any engagement.

They think they’re “shadowbanned” by some unseen force from above.
interesting! the packing was a pain in the butt to deal with. I'll have to remember that
did clove oil actually work for the dry socket? I had a dry socket for weeks after I got my wisdom teeth out, I had to keep going back to the dental surgeon to get it packed with gauze soaked in some pungent mix that included iodine. it was so gross but it did work
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when was the last time you heard someone mention NFTs?

gotta remember to savor these little things
why would there ever be mass data about teenage boys' sperm count, what teenager would ever get that test. also I feel gross even typing that, how can he come up with that and say it out loud yuck yuck yuck
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
last time I cried with lashes on, i was using sephora brand glue and it held up amazingly, didn't budge
realizing that you can't meaningfully communicate through text with someone who reads poorly has made me think of how much you can really communicate with someone who isn't great at thinking. freeing and depressing in different ways
so one of the things I’ve started to realize with having a notable following On Here is exactly how much of a reading comprehension problem we have in this country
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On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick
I prefer to read ebooks over a physical copy
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
some people just use plain tomato paste or tomato soup for the sauce. no added seasonings, just tomato glue
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this is how I, a resident of LA, found out that the Palisades fire was arson, that they caught the guy, and that he used gen AI to work his way up to doing the crime
the city of los angeles burned in january in part because of a man who couldn’t stop generating images of burning cities on ChatGPT, and then after he lit the fire he asked if the fire he started was his fault
gaunt old timey speculator, combover neckbeard riddler, scheming vizier vibes, and a regular looking lady who probably subscribes to a version of racism more shocking than I can easily imagine
Is this real or am I in a coma?
one of the babies was in a placenta and the baby looked at me
"Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman eight months pregnant—she is an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School—and she is saying 'eff Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta."

gizmodo.com/rfk-jr-compl...
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that's the guy who retweeted an innocuous post about Gen z kids voting for Harris that they "would be his concubines"
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i’ll never get over this
normalest demand ever to be made
I'd settle for a code that took them to a site that says "stop filming people in public, you cunt"
my mental image of myself is somewhere between this and Kirby
this is what i look like irl in case you were wondering
I was reading it and thinking that this decade plus grief for the love of his life must at least be for someone who died, and felt bad for him

but then I got to the end and he's talking about betrayed by humans... he's been hung on a breakup for 10+ years. grim.
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Silver lining, but this is hilarious

"We didn’t wait 20 years for Bobby to finally speak and then get served Tylenol as an answer," anti-vaccine group Georgia Coalition for Vaccine Choice wrote."
the photos today are really showcasing the little notch missing from his non-puppy ear
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“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind
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Right winger gets murdered: he was the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived

Right winger ends up being the murderer: he was also the kindest, gentlest boy who ever lived