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@corgionstilts.bsky.social
Slackware brat with diabetes and a love for aerial arts and outdoorsy stuff. Also cats. Yes, I'm a witch. No, I didn't vote for the decomposing orange. Gimme my damn vaccines. He/him.
Produce is coming on Friday, because I don't have it in me to shop and stow away in the same day. Citruses. Salad vegetables. More vegetables. Another big ol' ham because haaam. I feel like an antarctic research station cook waiting for the next boat with freshies to sail in.
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Produce is coming on Friday, because I don't have it in me to shop and stow away in the same day. Citruses. Salad vegetables. More vegetables. Another big ol' ham because haaam. I feel like an antarctic research station cook waiting for the next boat with freshies to sail in.
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Last place, well earned. Not only did you buy a Swastikar from a fascist, no, you also bought a lemon. One where body parts ared glued to it and things fail regularly leading to expensive repair work.
Good luck with your POS.
Good luck with your POS.
Tesla Is Dead Last In Long-Term Reliability: Study
Buying a used car might be cheaper than a new one, but it comes with risks. Some cars just aren’t as reliable as others, and once the new-car smell has worn o
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December 9, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Last place, well earned. Not only did you buy a Swastikar from a fascist, no, you also bought a lemon. One where body parts ared glued to it and things fail regularly leading to expensive repair work.
Good luck with your POS.
Good luck with your POS.
Enough with the phone, hooman!
December 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Enough with the phone, hooman!
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This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is Uni. She has ridden to work with her human every day in their bike basket for the last seven years. Has been offered many other forms of transportation, but refuses them all in favor of the Honey Baked Ham Express. 14/10 #SeniorPupSaturday (IG: unihalo)
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
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This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
December 5, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is Poncho. He's trying to fix some mistakes on his medical record. Actually does not require any more shots, must have been a typo. 12/10 (TT: veterinariabarranquitas)
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
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December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
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Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
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no my brain is fine i got the MRI for my friend
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
no my brain is fine i got the MRI for my friend
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A cross-party group of lawmakers will urge the European Parliament to ditch internal use of Microsoft’s ubiquitous software in favor of a European alternative
www.politico.eu/article/get-...
#digitalsovereignty #digitalesouveränität
www.politico.eu/article/get-...
#digitalsovereignty #digitalesouveränität
Get us off Microsoft! Lawmakers press EU Parliament to change in-house IT.
“We cannot afford this level of dependence on foreign tech,” lawmakers say in letter obtained by POLITICO.
www.politico.eu
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
A cross-party group of lawmakers will urge the European Parliament to ditch internal use of Microsoft’s ubiquitous software in favor of a European alternative
www.politico.eu/article/get-...
#digitalsovereignty #digitalesouveränität
www.politico.eu/article/get-...
#digitalsovereignty #digitalesouveränität
Thanksgiving leftovers. This is my answer to the yearly game of "how do I eat down this giant thing I bought because it was cheap." I basically ended up with a frijoles charros variant, sub a mess of pumpkin, which may be for the best for my blood sugar.
November 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Thanksgiving leftovers. This is my answer to the yearly game of "how do I eat down this giant thing I bought because it was cheap." I basically ended up with a frijoles charros variant, sub a mess of pumpkin, which may be for the best for my blood sugar.
EAT THE JACK O LANTERN.
Part 3.
I'm on a roll. The bag of grocery store potatoes didn't make it to gobble gobble day. Planned on using the bigger spuds and a smaller squash, but butchered another big pumpkin instead and now I'm making something with a Mexican tilt.
Part 3.
I'm on a roll. The bag of grocery store potatoes didn't make it to gobble gobble day. Planned on using the bigger spuds and a smaller squash, but butchered another big pumpkin instead and now I'm making something with a Mexican tilt.
November 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
EAT THE JACK O LANTERN.
Part 3.
I'm on a roll. The bag of grocery store potatoes didn't make it to gobble gobble day. Planned on using the bigger spuds and a smaller squash, but butchered another big pumpkin instead and now I'm making something with a Mexican tilt.
Part 3.
I'm on a roll. The bag of grocery store potatoes didn't make it to gobble gobble day. Planned on using the bigger spuds and a smaller squash, but butchered another big pumpkin instead and now I'm making something with a Mexican tilt.
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My cat has always hated me dancing or working out. She’ll attack me while doing yoga, working out, or just enjoying a simple two-step to get up & move in the morning.
Today her build up to the attack at the end builds with the Sugaree jam 😂
Today her build up to the attack at the end builds with the Sugaree jam 😂
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
My cat has always hated me dancing or working out. She’ll attack me while doing yoga, working out, or just enjoying a simple two-step to get up & move in the morning.
Today her build up to the attack at the end builds with the Sugaree jam 😂
Today her build up to the attack at the end builds with the Sugaree jam 😂
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🎯 @robsandia.bsky.social on Private School Vouchers (for the wealthy) — “CALL THEIR BLUFF… if they want public dollars, they should have to follow the same rules as public schools… it’s not a ‘COMPETITION’ when not everyone is playing by the same rules.”
(cc: Speaker Sexton)
(cc: Speaker Sexton)
November 29, 2025 at 3:57 PM
🎯 @robsandia.bsky.social on Private School Vouchers (for the wealthy) — “CALL THEIR BLUFF… if they want public dollars, they should have to follow the same rules as public schools… it’s not a ‘COMPETITION’ when not everyone is playing by the same rules.”
(cc: Speaker Sexton)
(cc: Speaker Sexton)
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this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
November 29, 2025 at 6:31 AM
this reminds me of a friend who thought he was middle class so he donated his car to a charity that helps poor people and a month later, he saw his car at his neighbor's house
Caturday floof! Trying to get up to cook and get ready, but Mavis doesn't want me to move.
November 29, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Caturday floof! Trying to get up to cook and get ready, but Mavis doesn't want me to move.
Cooking is finished because I'm out of gas. Crunchy onions? Have em, but too tired. Crunchy dessert topping? Too tired. The pumpkin orange cranberry works as a stand alone, but it would've done even better with the toppings. Considering I'm still nonweightbearing on the foot, this is plenty for me.
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Cooking is finished because I'm out of gas. Crunchy onions? Have em, but too tired. Crunchy dessert topping? Too tired. The pumpkin orange cranberry works as a stand alone, but it would've done even better with the toppings. Considering I'm still nonweightbearing on the foot, this is plenty for me.
The pumpkin must floooow.
I do NOT remember Strattera brain actually buying this, but thank goodness it did because I didn't start cooking until like six. As much as I want to bang out the deranged thing from scratch, glaze and all, that's not happening with me starting this late.
I do NOT remember Strattera brain actually buying this, but thank goodness it did because I didn't start cooking until like six. As much as I want to bang out the deranged thing from scratch, glaze and all, that's not happening with me starting this late.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The pumpkin must floooow.
I do NOT remember Strattera brain actually buying this, but thank goodness it did because I didn't start cooking until like six. As much as I want to bang out the deranged thing from scratch, glaze and all, that's not happening with me starting this late.
I do NOT remember Strattera brain actually buying this, but thank goodness it did because I didn't start cooking until like six. As much as I want to bang out the deranged thing from scratch, glaze and all, that's not happening with me starting this late.
EAT THE JACK O LANTERN
Here we go again. I threw a bag of cranberries in the cart before surgery, spacing that the one cranberry recipe I can stand doesn't work anymore because I became allergic. I started this too late in the day to even get both halves prepped, but my table space is back.
Here we go again. I threw a bag of cranberries in the cart before surgery, spacing that the one cranberry recipe I can stand doesn't work anymore because I became allergic. I started this too late in the day to even get both halves prepped, but my table space is back.
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
EAT THE JACK O LANTERN
Here we go again. I threw a bag of cranberries in the cart before surgery, spacing that the one cranberry recipe I can stand doesn't work anymore because I became allergic. I started this too late in the day to even get both halves prepped, but my table space is back.
Here we go again. I threw a bag of cranberries in the cart before surgery, spacing that the one cranberry recipe I can stand doesn't work anymore because I became allergic. I started this too late in the day to even get both halves prepped, but my table space is back.
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Why is my pen squeaking!?
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Why is my pen squeaking!?
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry