Confused Raven 🦇
@confusedraven1.bsky.social
she/her, 31, white 💗💜💙 current hyperfixations: OFMD & GO, 🔞minors DNI, confused_raven1 on twt, confusedraven1 on tumblr, etc
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here’s a thread of my #ofmd art and writing 💜 it’s not in any particular order, it’s just vibes ✨
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ngl i thought this was a euphemism at first, but no, you meant actual raw chicken cause that texture is abhorrent
lying on my hand until it goes numb so it feels like someone else is touching this raw chicken
December 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
ngl i thought this was a euphemism at first, but no, you meant actual raw chicken cause that texture is abhorrent
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lying on my hand until it goes numb so it feels like someone else is touching this raw chicken
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
lying on my hand until it goes numb so it feels like someone else is touching this raw chicken
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
if what I did was a "war crime" then how come I'm not in trouble
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So weird.
It’s almost like if you threaten to fire everyone and replace them with AI after needlessly crashing the economy several times…
…there are consequences…
Weird.
It’s almost like if you threaten to fire everyone and replace them with AI after needlessly crashing the economy several times…
…there are consequences…
Weird.
If you want people to spend more, pay them more.
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
So weird.
It’s almost like if you threaten to fire everyone and replace them with AI after needlessly crashing the economy several times…
…there are consequences…
Weird.
It’s almost like if you threaten to fire everyone and replace them with AI after needlessly crashing the economy several times…
…there are consequences…
Weird.
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very respectful for ed to suggest potential options of “mermaid” “merman” and “merperson”. too bad stede only cares how hot he was
February 10, 2025 at 2:42 AM
very respectful for ed to suggest potential options of “mermaid” “merman” and “merperson”. too bad stede only cares how hot he was
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Say It Like You Mean It by Dory Whynot ( IG:@dorywhynot ) - Edward “Blackbeard” Teach “What would you have me do, Captain?” – Wa...
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December 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Say It Like You Mean It by Dory Whynot ( IG:@dorywhynot ) - Edward “Blackbeard” Teach “What would you have me do, Captain?” – Wa...
If you want early access to our gallery every day, hit our link to join the mailing list! https://f.mtr.cool/dnnenvcnvz
If you want early access to our gallery every day, hit our link to join the mailing list! https://f.mtr.cool/dnnenvcnvz
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
taking off my glasses to slurp up some ramen like the parents in spirited away
turning my hat around to get face deep in some spaghetti
December 1, 2025 at 4:45 AM
taking off my glasses to slurp up some ramen like the parents in spirited away
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turning my hat around to get face deep in some spaghetti
December 1, 2025 at 4:34 AM
turning my hat around to get face deep in some spaghetti
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Almost two years since it was canceled and OFMD is still getting mentioned with beautiful writeups in articles about max's best shows. About best shows in general. It's still popping up in popular categories on fuckin max's main page. I want to scream. One more season. Just one more goddamn season.
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Almost two years since it was canceled and OFMD is still getting mentioned with beautiful writeups in articles about max's best shows. About best shows in general. It's still popping up in popular categories on fuckin max's main page. I want to scream. One more season. Just one more goddamn season.
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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had a guy tell me he wants automated cars for everyone on the road at all times.
“wouldn’t it be cool if traffic stopped existing because every car could start driving fast at the same time to get you to your destination??”
my brother in christ you are describing a train rn
“wouldn’t it be cool if traffic stopped existing because every car could start driving fast at the same time to get you to your destination??”
my brother in christ you are describing a train rn
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
had a guy tell me he wants automated cars for everyone on the road at all times.
“wouldn’t it be cool if traffic stopped existing because every car could start driving fast at the same time to get you to your destination??”
my brother in christ you are describing a train rn
“wouldn’t it be cool if traffic stopped existing because every car could start driving fast at the same time to get you to your destination??”
my brother in christ you are describing a train rn
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gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
November 16, 2023 at 12:56 AM
gimme yule
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
gimme fire
don me now with gay attire
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The only pre-canon ofmd meme I need:
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
The only pre-canon ofmd meme I need:
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Missing the hit show #ofmd and this cutie #StedeBonnet 🥺⛱️🌊🏴☠️
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Missing the hit show #ofmd and this cutie #StedeBonnet 🥺⛱️🌊🏴☠️
we’re so back 🤘🏼
November 30, 2025 at 8:39 AM
we’re so back 🤘🏼
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Look, it's Stede in literally every au after he finally finds a job he loves.
Most people just drop off their finds and ask to be told about anything special, but Ed frequently brings anything and everything he can find, just to listen to the sunshine man talk for hours.
Most people just drop off their finds and ask to be told about anything special, but Ed frequently brings anything and everything he can find, just to listen to the sunshine man talk for hours.
November 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Look, it's Stede in literally every au after he finally finds a job he loves.
Most people just drop off their finds and ask to be told about anything special, but Ed frequently brings anything and everything he can find, just to listen to the sunshine man talk for hours.
Most people just drop off their finds and ask to be told about anything special, but Ed frequently brings anything and everything he can find, just to listen to the sunshine man talk for hours.
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Stede Bonnet old money fallen on hard times, butler for nouvea riche enfant terrible Ed Teach, and the extremely discreet but torrid behind closed doors affair they fall intot
rich dudes got freakier after butlers fell out of fashion, like say what you will about having domestic servants but clearly it was some sort of moderating force on old rich dudes having a fancy man follow you around saying shit like "oh dear sir, that wouldn't be very becoming"
November 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Stede Bonnet old money fallen on hard times, butler for nouvea riche enfant terrible Ed Teach, and the extremely discreet but torrid behind closed doors affair they fall intot
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Stede covered in tattoos. that's it, that's my mood right now. Brilliant colorful tattoos covering Stede's chest and back, so Ed doesn't notice until this sweet blond DILF takes his shirt off and he's living art.
November 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Stede covered in tattoos. that's it, that's my mood right now. Brilliant colorful tattoos covering Stede's chest and back, so Ed doesn't notice until this sweet blond DILF takes his shirt off and he's living art.
feeling a lot of big feelings right now. irritation, sadness. i’m not sure how to process it all besides just recognize it and sit in it so i can let it go
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
feeling a lot of big feelings right now. irritation, sadness. i’m not sure how to process it all besides just recognize it and sit in it so i can let it go
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Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiii surprise, my whole shop is 15% off through December 5th 11:59 EST!
All-in-one link to handmade art, supporting an artist, and telling billionaires to shove it! www.dorywhynot.com/shop
All-in-one link to handmade art, supporting an artist, and telling billionaires to shove it! www.dorywhynot.com/shop
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiii surprise, my whole shop is 15% off through December 5th 11:59 EST!
All-in-one link to handmade art, supporting an artist, and telling billionaires to shove it! www.dorywhynot.com/shop
All-in-one link to handmade art, supporting an artist, and telling billionaires to shove it! www.dorywhynot.com/shop
now that i’m at work and can’t work on this in my little bubble, im feeling very self conscious about this and suddenly don’t want to work on it anymore 💀
*spongebob narrator voice* one million hours later…
November 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM
now that i’m at work and can’t work on this in my little bubble, im feeling very self conscious about this and suddenly don’t want to work on it anymore 💀
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