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@saucierspoons.bsky.social
30s, she/her • Creator, shipper, Baja Blast sipper. Magpie and Brave Little Toaster. Here for art, Muppets, gay pirates, & Ed/Taika love. 🌈🏴☠️ Sometimes NSFW 🔞
https://linktr.ee/saucierspoons
https://linktr.ee/saucierspoons
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Pinning this quoted thread of my art stuff. 🩵
My free standing cubism self portrait with chalk pastels, attached to a paper mache skull, and fears written inside.
My free standing cubism self portrait with chalk pastels, attached to a paper mache skull, and fears written inside.
Someone give me sticker opinions. I can’t choooseeee 😭
December 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Someone give me sticker opinions. I can’t choooseeee 😭
I’m taking some pirate fam to see Christmas lights in my neighborhood on Friday.
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m taking some pirate fam to see Christmas lights in my neighborhood on Friday.
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hey there, friend
I'm glad you're here 🫶
I'm glad you're here 🫶
December 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
hey there, friend
I'm glad you're here 🫶
I'm glad you're here 🫶
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cw: dying pet
I'm sorry if that cw isn't right. I think I'm coming up on having to make a difficult decision. I'm sorry to turn off comments. I just can't. Please buy my book or my art files and help me save for Colby cat. Thank you, pirates.
I'm sorry if that cw isn't right. I think I'm coming up on having to make a difficult decision. I'm sorry to turn off comments. I just can't. Please buy my book or my art files and help me save for Colby cat. Thank you, pirates.
My artbook, The World Needs Love Stuff #3, just went up! There's... hold on, there's math involved... 129 pages of artwork, around 300ish individual drawings from the past two years! All for $10! This was done with zero hinges and absolute love.
✨ ko-fi.com/s/b77d17dbb4 ✨
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
✨ ko-fi.com/s/b77d17dbb4 ✨
#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
December 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
cw: dying pet
I'm sorry if that cw isn't right. I think I'm coming up on having to make a difficult decision. I'm sorry to turn off comments. I just can't. Please buy my book or my art files and help me save for Colby cat. Thank you, pirates.
I'm sorry if that cw isn't right. I think I'm coming up on having to make a difficult decision. I'm sorry to turn off comments. I just can't. Please buy my book or my art files and help me save for Colby cat. Thank you, pirates.
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October 18, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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we have to go back. to warn them.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
we have to go back. to warn them.
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The rest of them and pufferfish for @denizb33.bsky.social as well!
December 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The rest of them and pufferfish for @denizb33.bsky.social as well!
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##WIPWednesday for a future bit of I’ll Save You a Seat. Stede and Ed are (privately) celebrating their last night at the Revenge… and this was probably inevitable between these two 😆
Not full smut but 🌶️ enough for a label #OFMDfanfic
Not full smut but 🌶️ enough for a label #OFMDfanfic
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
##WIPWednesday for a future bit of I’ll Save You a Seat. Stede and Ed are (privately) celebrating their last night at the Revenge… and this was probably inevitable between these two 😆
Not full smut but 🌶️ enough for a label #OFMDfanfic
Not full smut but 🌶️ enough for a label #OFMDfanfic
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deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
deleted scene from my brain you’re real to me
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Done with this one, I think #ofmdfanart
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Done with this one, I think #ofmdfanart
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Dreaming of living in a country that works to ensure everyone has access to healthcare, rather than one that works to take healthcare away from people. #HealthCareIsAHumanRight
Calling my Congressmembers to urge them to extend ACA tax credits and to work for universal healthcare in the long-term.
Calling my Congressmembers to urge them to extend ACA tax credits and to work for universal healthcare in the long-term.
December 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Dreaming of living in a country that works to ensure everyone has access to healthcare, rather than one that works to take healthcare away from people. #HealthCareIsAHumanRight
Calling my Congressmembers to urge them to extend ACA tax credits and to work for universal healthcare in the long-term.
Calling my Congressmembers to urge them to extend ACA tax credits and to work for universal healthcare in the long-term.
I just finished this. INCREDIBLE. I couldn’t put it down. My fucking hearttttt
She's here! My 3:10 to Yuma AU with @intheblanketfort.bsky.social for the OFMD Big Bang is posted for your pleasure. Good horses! Sharp-shooting! Happy endings that fly in the face of the source material! Link below. The art is truly next level and this is about to become a Caly appreciation blog.
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I just finished this. INCREDIBLE. I couldn’t put it down. My fucking hearttttt
December 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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comic commission for @luna666.bsky.social for her fic!!! 💙
if anyone is interested: archiveofourown.org/works/382292...
if anyone is interested: archiveofourown.org/works/382292...
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 PM
comic commission for @luna666.bsky.social for her fic!!! 💙
if anyone is interested: archiveofourown.org/works/382292...
if anyone is interested: archiveofourown.org/works/382292...
@intheblanketfort.bsky.social is this your art in the Yuma fic? Because I literally turned the page on my reader and gasped at how pretty Ed and this bird are 🥹 I would legit tattoo this on my body that’s how pretty it is. (If I had the money and trust anyone could do it justice.)
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
@intheblanketfort.bsky.social is this your art in the Yuma fic? Because I literally turned the page on my reader and gasped at how pretty Ed and this bird are 🥹 I would legit tattoo this on my body that’s how pretty it is. (If I had the money and trust anyone could do it justice.)
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Time to get excited because it’s #TaikaTuesday!
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Time to get excited because it’s #TaikaTuesday!
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Got a moon jelly and manta ray for ya!
December 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Got a moon jelly and manta ray for ya!
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December 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
post a meme made by you
Seasonally appropriate
Seasonally appropriate
December 9, 2025 at 10:12 PM
post a meme made by you
Seasonally appropriate
Seasonally appropriate
I just found this photo of Taika on Pinterest with his shaved head like it’s BTS. He’s wearing a Spanish Jackie’s T-shirt. I’ve never seen it, before. Before I post it, will 43 people tell me it was part of paid content I wasn’t aware existed, or some kind of panel screenshot etc? Tell me now lol
December 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I just found this photo of Taika on Pinterest with his shaved head like it’s BTS. He’s wearing a Spanish Jackie’s T-shirt. I’ve never seen it, before. Before I post it, will 43 people tell me it was part of paid content I wasn’t aware existed, or some kind of panel screenshot etc? Tell me now lol
I think the pirate fam who come hang out with me on Friday will go home with a cute pirate-y Christmas souvenir. 👀
a group of elves are carrying presents and a red box
ALT: a group of elves are carrying presents and a red box
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December 9, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I think the pirate fam who come hang out with me on Friday will go home with a cute pirate-y Christmas souvenir. 👀
And people wonder why I don’t go in the fucking ocean.
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 AM
And people wonder why I don’t go in the fucking ocean.
Well this legitimately just made me cry.
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Well this legitimately just made me cry.
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stede inadvertently charming the pants off ed even though he hasn't figured out his feelings yet... ugh this show is just so fucking good
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
stede inadvertently charming the pants off ed even though he hasn't figured out his feelings yet... ugh this show is just so fucking good
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