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30s, she/her • Creator, shipper, Baja Blast sipper. Magpie and Brave Little Toaster. Here for art, Muppets, gay pirates, & Ed/Taika chaos. 🌈🏴‍☠️ Sometimes NSFW 🔞 https://linktr.ee/saucierspoons
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Pinning this quoted thread of my art stuff. 🩵

My free standing cubism self portrait with chalk pastels, attached to a paper mache skull, and fears written inside.
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(And christening every surface in that place.)
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edwarbteach.bsky.social
i want to see them five years later still living in their inn and being disgustingly in love
pic of Ed and Stede from season two episode eight, they're standing on the porch of the inn and looking at each other
saucierspoons.bsky.social
Every year I go through the same thing with this thermostat. It’s in the warmest room of the house, so the front of the house is warm, & gets the sun all day. The back of the house freezing because the heat won’t turn on unless it’s set extra high. 🙄 Meanwhile, my bedroom is currently the arctic.
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😂 I know, I know. It’s a very unpopular opinion.
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It’s just styrofoam soaked water. 😩

I can’t imagine anything worse than putting salt on that to make salt water-ed fruit. 🤢
saucierspoons.bsky.social
Ripe cantalope can be great. It’s just an “eat on its own” fruit.

Don’t get me started on watermelon texture.
saucierspoons.bsky.social
I’m going to be even more controversial and just say watermelon is a pointless abomination. It’s barely-flavored water. It’s the La Croix of fruit.
watchtheflow.bsky.social
This may be controversial but melon has no place in a fruit salad

It permeates EVERYTHING
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saucierspoons.bsky.social
Ed as James Stewart in Rear Window. Stede as Grace Kelly…
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I need that like I need air. And now I want to see them drawn as characters from Hitchcock films. Stede in that green tweed suit from The Birds, with all of them in his hair 😂
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I just realized something at 6am on a random Thursday that I don’t know how to deal with. It’s like a lightbulb just went on.
saucierspoons.bsky.social
As a doll collector how did I not know this was a thing…
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stellarcyn.bsky.social
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saucierspoons.bsky.social
Incredible. No notes.
ericavee.bsky.social
portland is even more terrifying than the mainstream media would have you believe

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a silly gay person dressed as catbell ed singing a duet with a sparkly fish puppet at the Portland OFMD drag show
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self-induljennt.bsky.social
“There. Much better” Ed whispered softly as he rested his chin on Stede’s shoulder.

Boyfriend's pockets are the best pockets. Ed says so. Got to do an illustration for @watchtheflow.bsky.social's toasty sweet 'Bonfire Night'! 🧡

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#ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath
Drawing of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death. They're wearing modern warm clothing; coats and scarf and gloves. Ed is resting his chin on Stede's shoulder as he shoves his hands into Stede's coat pockets from behind. Stede is giggling, all crinkly eyes and dimples. The night is cold enough for their breath to show and they're lit from below from a nearby bonfire. They're as sticky toasty sweet as smores.
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blandbeard.bsky.social
i did my best 😅 i hope you like him!
rainbow lineart of ed teach from ofmd. he is on a solid black background, and his back is facing the viewer. his right arm has some of his canon tattoos, while his left has cutesy hearts, flowers, rainbows, sparkles, and of course his hand spider. he is wearing tramp stamp jeans. he is looking towards the right and has his right arm in his pocket, while his left hangs at his side.
saucierspoons.bsky.social
I have one somewhere that I need to track down. It’s one of my favorite things said about him.
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saucierspoons.bsky.social
This sounds incredibly relevant to my interests and I want to see it lol.
saucierspoons.bsky.social
They do know! Cats sense that kind of thing. My Vulcan has always known when I need him. Cats vibe off of everyone else’s vibes and have good intuition. Good sweet fluffs.
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ferventemily.bsky.social
Instead of checking any number of things off my to-do list, I made a lil palette of my OFMD fics. Each color represents a different fic I've written in the fandom. I kind of love this visual representation! If you want to try it out I made a screen recording and template (linked below).
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I’m *obsessed* with color palettes and I love this idea. I have a whole Pinterest board that’s dedicated to just palettes and color schemes. I even have ones saved based off of old technicolor films and what not.
saucierspoons.bsky.social
Did a bit of changes on my spooky little ghost buddies. I’m pleased with them and going to post the updated version when I wake up. ☺️
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Yay, I remembered who it was though! 😂