Kitty Renée Twat (But ur daddy calls me Simp)
@sillygoosecocaine.bsky.social
Artist. 👩🏾🎨 Writer. ✍🏾
Pirate bae. #ofmd 🏴☠️ #helluva ho.🦉
Old men kissing? 👨❤️💋👨 oh bb that’s my Super Bowl. My Coachella.
she/her? I hardly know’er😩
30-something or the other depending on the lighting.
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/K3K1F6EOX
Pirate bae. #ofmd 🏴☠️ #helluva ho.🦉
Old men kissing? 👨❤️💋👨 oh bb that’s my Super Bowl. My Coachella.
she/her? I hardly know’er😩
30-something or the other depending on the lighting.
Kofi: https://ko-fi.com/K3K1F6EOX
Pinned
The world has a hole in it.
"Fucks sake," Ed grumbles, closing-out Twitter with the afflicted sigh of existentialism. Or pessimism. These days, he can hardly tell the difference. "Just a wasteland of bullshit."
"Fucks sake," Ed grumbles, closing-out Twitter with the afflicted sigh of existentialism. Or pessimism. These days, he can hardly tell the difference. "Just a wasteland of bullshit."
I.AM.FUCKING DEVASTATED 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I.AM.FUCKING DEVASTATED 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
You’re not too much. You’re not a bomb. You’re a person. 🤟🏾
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 AM
You’re not too much. You’re not a bomb. You’re a person. 🤟🏾
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Pinning this quoted thread of my art stuff. 🩵
My free standing cubism self portrait with chalk pastels, attached to a paper mache skull, and fears written inside.
My free standing cubism self portrait with chalk pastels, attached to a paper mache skull, and fears written inside.
December 1, 2024 at 10:56 PM
Pinning this quoted thread of my art stuff. 🩵
My free standing cubism self portrait with chalk pastels, attached to a paper mache skull, and fears written inside.
My free standing cubism self portrait with chalk pastels, attached to a paper mache skull, and fears written inside.
In this essay I will explain how Stede Bonnet did one (1) murder (the answer will shock you)
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
In this essay I will explain how Stede Bonnet did one (1) murder (the answer will shock you)
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Had a man last year, life goes on
a man with long hair and a beard is praying with his hands together
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is praying with his hands together
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November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Had a man last year, life goes on
When yall talk about ‘you know who’ I don’t know who you’re talking about.
a man with long hair and a beard is standing next to another man on a boat in the dark .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing next to another man on a boat in the dark .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
When yall talk about ‘you know who’ I don’t know who you’re talking about.
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can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
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BREATHING
THE
SAME
AIR
peak stede bonnet in this scene. so good. he's gentle. he's bitchy. he's assertive. he's our consent king. not an uwu in sight. he's committed crimes to get his man back and he'd do it again
THE
SAME
AIR
peak stede bonnet in this scene. so good. he's gentle. he's bitchy. he's assertive. he's our consent king. not an uwu in sight. he's committed crimes to get his man back and he'd do it again
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
BREATHING
THE
SAME
AIR
peak stede bonnet in this scene. so good. he's gentle. he's bitchy. he's assertive. he's our consent king. not an uwu in sight. he's committed crimes to get his man back and he'd do it again
THE
SAME
AIR
peak stede bonnet in this scene. so good. he's gentle. he's bitchy. he's assertive. he's our consent king. not an uwu in sight. he's committed crimes to get his man back and he'd do it again
This how she b talking to me istg
😩✨
😩✨
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
This how she b talking to me istg
😩✨
😩✨
“I knew u was stupid but Alia. bitch. this is stupid. What the hell yous a dumb ho. Idk if u wanna take those two fingers out ur pants for once and put them on ur neck? Ya it’s called a pulse. Ur alive, like it or not”
-Kid sister telling me my fifis are valid and to pull myself up by the pussylips
-Kid sister telling me my fifis are valid and to pull myself up by the pussylips
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
“I knew u was stupid but Alia. bitch. this is stupid. What the hell yous a dumb ho. Idk if u wanna take those two fingers out ur pants for once and put them on ur neck? Ya it’s called a pulse. Ur alive, like it or not”
-Kid sister telling me my fifis are valid and to pull myself up by the pussylips
-Kid sister telling me my fifis are valid and to pull myself up by the pussylips
I think having gc’s where i can send pics and all that shit here on @bsky.app might fix me, might make checking my dms less anxiety vibes idk js jfk uk?
November 25, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I think having gc’s where i can send pics and all that shit here on @bsky.app might fix me, might make checking my dms less anxiety vibes idk js jfk uk?
RIPitts
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😪
🪦⚰️
😪
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
RIPitts
🪦⚰️
😪
🪦⚰️
😪
Today I thought about writing and didn’t have a panic attack(it’s 130am)
a woman is rubbing her nose with her fist while another woman looks on .
ALT: a woman is rubbing her nose with her fist while another woman looks on .
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November 24, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Today I thought about writing and didn’t have a panic attack(it’s 130am)
You know what, yo? You a bitch
You should have a travel agent, ‘cause you a trip
You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit
But all you got is some fuckin' issues, you fuckin' bitch
You should have a travel agent, ‘cause you a trip
You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit
But all you got is some fuckin' issues, you fuckin' bitch
a man with a tattoo on his arm is looking at something
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his arm is looking at something
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:20 AM
You know what, yo? You a bitch
You should have a travel agent, ‘cause you a trip
You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit
But all you got is some fuckin' issues, you fuckin' bitch
You should have a travel agent, ‘cause you a trip
You should make your own toilet tissue since you the shit
But all you got is some fuckin' issues, you fuckin' bitch
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Doing my weekly viewing assignment for my media diversity class and……DAVID JENKINS?
@david-jenkins.bsky.social you’re always lurking when we least expect it 😳
@david-jenkins.bsky.social you’re always lurking when we least expect it 😳
November 24, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Doing my weekly viewing assignment for my media diversity class and……DAVID JENKINS?
@david-jenkins.bsky.social you’re always lurking when we least expect it 😳
@david-jenkins.bsky.social you’re always lurking when we least expect it 😳
Am I not getting play bc I hit the ppl with fire pickup lines like “girl u give me fossil pants. hard as rock”
November 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Am I not getting play bc I hit the ppl with fire pickup lines like “girl u give me fossil pants. hard as rock”
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IM A MERMAID, HO
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
IM A MERMAID, HO
Who in ofmd is serving this lewk?
Went out to Kingston's Holiday Hullabaloo market, here's the outfit.
November 23, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Who in ofmd is serving this lewk?
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Me: [joked about walking into the Pacific and being eaten by sharks]
Alia: that’s very sex positive of you
Me: ???
Alia: because it’s the wettest you’ll ever be and you’ll literally die by being eaten
Me:
Alia: that’s very sex positive of you
Me: ???
Alia: because it’s the wettest you’ll ever be and you’ll literally die by being eaten
Me:
November 23, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me: [joked about walking into the Pacific and being eaten by sharks]
Alia: that’s very sex positive of you
Me: ???
Alia: because it’s the wettest you’ll ever be and you’ll literally die by being eaten
Me:
Alia: that’s very sex positive of you
Me: ???
Alia: because it’s the wettest you’ll ever be and you’ll literally die by being eaten
Me:
“I begrudgingly respect you”
- @wesmanderson.bsky.social after I said something totally true and fine and normal.
- @wesmanderson.bsky.social after I said something totally true and fine and normal.
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
“I begrudgingly respect you”
- @wesmanderson.bsky.social after I said something totally true and fine and normal.
- @wesmanderson.bsky.social after I said something totally true and fine and normal.
When i think about the fact that id have been masc if it wrnt for the religious cult I grew up in making me dress”like a girl” and “stop playing/ fighting with the boys” once i started my cycle (which is when u become a woman 💀)🧵
November 23, 2025 at 7:13 PM
When i think about the fact that id have been masc if it wrnt for the religious cult I grew up in making me dress”like a girl” and “stop playing/ fighting with the boys” once i started my cycle (which is when u become a woman 💀)🧵
I s p i t in the face of life’s challenges. Fuck I look like? 💅🏾✨
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I s p i t in the face of life’s challenges. Fuck I look like? 💅🏾✨