Codemaster85
@codemaster85.bsky.social
He/him, boring old pan man.
Ohhhh I'm locking my dead so hard right now
January 17, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Ohhhh I'm locking my dead so hard right now
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November 3, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
January 16, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1
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This is no joke the funniest video I've seen in the last 5 years
January 16, 2026 at 9:19 PM
This is no joke the funniest video I've seen in the last 5 years
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Democrats would have demanded the guards at Dachau had background checks and that an environmental review be done before any expansion
it actions like this that make people, especially gen z, despise the democratic party. what are we doing here
January 16, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Democrats would have demanded the guards at Dachau had background checks and that an environmental review be done before any expansion
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January 16, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Discount Irish airline stays winning
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It’s so fucking infantilizing to be told over and over about ignoring bait, like we’re all chomping at the bit for a fight or something
What I wouldn’t give for just a single elected to have our back instead of this shit that implies we are some unruly mob in need of constant checking
What I wouldn’t give for just a single elected to have our back instead of this shit that implies we are some unruly mob in need of constant checking
January 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
It’s so fucking infantilizing to be told over and over about ignoring bait, like we’re all chomping at the bit for a fight or something
What I wouldn’t give for just a single elected to have our back instead of this shit that implies we are some unruly mob in need of constant checking
What I wouldn’t give for just a single elected to have our back instead of this shit that implies we are some unruly mob in need of constant checking
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it's funny paying attention to which situations and eras you're told democrats can't/couldn't do anything. if you tally it all up, according to these types, here are the exact times dems had the ability to accomplish anything at all
1. like 60 years ago
2. alternate universe 2016
1. like 60 years ago
2. alternate universe 2016
January 16, 2026 at 12:50 PM
it's funny paying attention to which situations and eras you're told democrats can't/couldn't do anything. if you tally it all up, according to these types, here are the exact times dems had the ability to accomplish anything at all
1. like 60 years ago
2. alternate universe 2016
1. like 60 years ago
2. alternate universe 2016
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Now this, THIS is true Nazi shit— force the üntermenschen to feed you a fine meal, then you send them off to the camps
January 16, 2026 at 8:42 AM
Now this, THIS is true Nazi shit— force the üntermenschen to feed you a fine meal, then you send them off to the camps
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please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back
January 15, 2026 at 5:24 AM
please do not read any of the secret documents I left in my unlocked car when I ran away before. I was scared and had to run away to get a bigger gun and it’s not fair for you guys to grab those documents while I was gone. those are mine, and I need them for my big mission. please give them back
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[pushing her head away from my crotch]
"Not now honey, I just got the joker I needed to get my straight build online"
"Not now honey, I just got the joker I needed to get my straight build online"
January 15, 2026 at 8:08 PM
[pushing her head away from my crotch]
"Not now honey, I just got the joker I needed to get my straight build online"
"Not now honey, I just got the joker I needed to get my straight build online"
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the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
January 15, 2026 at 7:26 PM
the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"
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I live an hour outside Minneapolis and the local Facebook pages are all just conservatives bitching that their favorite cheap buffet restaurants don’t want their workers kidnapped. They feel entitled to treats and want the employees to suffer at the same time. It’s casual cruelty, nothing else.
January 15, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I live an hour outside Minneapolis and the local Facebook pages are all just conservatives bitching that their favorite cheap buffet restaurants don’t want their workers kidnapped. They feel entitled to treats and want the employees to suffer at the same time. It’s casual cruelty, nothing else.
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at this point, if you’re the kind of person who hears this and is like ‘hell yeah that’s my president!!’ i don’t think you should be allowed to vote. they should give you a cereal box maze and tell you it’s a ballot
Dr. Mehmet Oz apparently claimed that the president has “the highest testosterone level” of anyone over 70 years old that he has ever seen.
Fox News’ Unhinged Trump Testosterone Talk Trashed As ‘F**king Nonsense’
Dr. Mehmet Oz apparently claimed that the president has “the highest testosterone level” of anyone over 70 years old that he has ever seen.
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January 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
at this point, if you’re the kind of person who hears this and is like ‘hell yeah that’s my president!!’ i don’t think you should be allowed to vote. they should give you a cereal box maze and tell you it’s a ballot
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"'rural consciousness' - a sense that living in a rural area comes with consequences: less political power, fewer resources, less respect"
WHAT ARE WE DOING??? LESS POLITICAL POWER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
WHAT ARE WE DOING??? LESS POLITICAL POWER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Republicans control all 3 branches of government. Even when they don't, both parties pump out constant rhetoric about "real Americans" living in rural areas.
The entire premise of this article is a conservative-fluffing myth. Cities have more political power because that's where most people live!
The entire premise of this article is a conservative-fluffing myth. Cities have more political power because that's where most people live!
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
"'rural consciousness' - a sense that living in a rural area comes with consequences: less political power, fewer resources, less respect"
WHAT ARE WE DOING??? LESS POLITICAL POWER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
WHAT ARE WE DOING??? LESS POLITICAL POWER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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Stage 5 pundit-brain is watching an innocent woman being killed by agents of the state and going, "hmm this says a lot about the urban-rural divide in America."
January 15, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Stage 5 pundit-brain is watching an innocent woman being killed by agents of the state and going, "hmm this says a lot about the urban-rural divide in America."
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The "article" here should be "why do so many people in rural areas believe things that are easily provably false?" as opposed to "why are we so divided?"
It's almost like the former might give you the answer to the latter.
It's almost like the former might give you the answer to the latter.
January 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The "article" here should be "why do so many people in rural areas believe things that are easily provably false?" as opposed to "why are we so divided?"
It's almost like the former might give you the answer to the latter.
It's almost like the former might give you the answer to the latter.
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