Codemaster85
@codemaster85.bsky.social
He/him, boring old pan man.
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this is the bronze medal meme except instead of winning the bronze medal he just found it in someone’s house
President Trump indicated that he will meet with María Corina Machado, Venezuela’s opposition leader, in Washington. Earlier this week, Machado offered to give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize she was awarded last year.
Trump Indicates He Will Meet Venezuela’s Machado After Offer to Give Him Her Nobel Peace Prize
President Trump indicated he would meet the Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado. Last year, she won the Nobel Peace Prize, an award he covets.
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January 10, 2026 at 1:24 AM
this is the bronze medal meme except instead of winning the bronze medal he just found it in someone’s house
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The federal government seceding from the union is a new one
The US Department of Agriculture suspends all federal funding to Minnesota, effective immediately.
January 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
The federal government seceding from the union is a new one
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Personal finance expert you say?
January 9, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Personal finance expert you say?
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When a mutual who is annoyed by your posts mutes you instead of unfollowing
January 9, 2026 at 8:39 PM
When a mutual who is annoyed by your posts mutes you instead of unfollowing
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I synced up the video from the Johnathan Ross and a bystander to help show what was happening when he fumbled his camera. He was already out of the way at that point and already had his gun drawn. It wasn't him being hit, it was him shooting Renee Good.
January 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I synced up the video from the Johnathan Ross and a bystander to help show what was happening when he fumbled his camera. He was already out of the way at that point and already had his gun drawn. It wasn't him being hit, it was him shooting Renee Good.
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THIS HOUSE HAS GOOD BONES
January 9, 2026 at 5:13 PM
THIS HOUSE HAS GOOD BONES
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America has a fundamental problem of "dumb guys with lots of charts."
Yeah, people rank inflation high on a list of issues. If their neighbor gets drunk and crashes a car into their house and you show up going "How does he think that's going to help with inflation?!" you look like an asshole though
Yeah, people rank inflation high on a list of issues. If their neighbor gets drunk and crashes a car into their house and you show up going "How does he think that's going to help with inflation?!" you look like an asshole though
January 8, 2026 at 9:51 PM
America has a fundamental problem of "dumb guys with lots of charts."
Yeah, people rank inflation high on a list of issues. If their neighbor gets drunk and crashes a car into their house and you show up going "How does he think that's going to help with inflation?!" you look like an asshole though
Yeah, people rank inflation high on a list of issues. If their neighbor gets drunk and crashes a car into their house and you show up going "How does he think that's going to help with inflation?!" you look like an asshole though
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Imagine what we could have had!
January 8, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Imagine what we could have had!
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Late Happy new year of Horse !
January 8, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Late Happy new year of Horse !
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January 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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In Blazblue, the character Platinum the Trinity has a jab where they do either rock, paper or scissors
This makes no difference in almost all situations EXCEPT when they are fighting another Platinum. If they both jab each other at the same time, the "winner" gets the hit
This makes no difference in almost all situations EXCEPT when they are fighting another Platinum. If they both jab each other at the same time, the "winner" gets the hit
November 24, 2025 at 5:23 AM
In Blazblue, the character Platinum the Trinity has a jab where they do either rock, paper or scissors
This makes no difference in almost all situations EXCEPT when they are fighting another Platinum. If they both jab each other at the same time, the "winner" gets the hit
This makes no difference in almost all situations EXCEPT when they are fighting another Platinum. If they both jab each other at the same time, the "winner" gets the hit
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1. Most aren’t wearing masks in this footage so…
2. It’s cold out
3. It’s flu season
4. They are likely to be tear gassed
5. Again… most aren’t wearing masks!!!
Fox News continues to be state propaganda garbage
2. It’s cold out
3. It’s flu season
4. They are likely to be tear gassed
5. Again… most aren’t wearing masks!!!
Fox News continues to be state propaganda garbage
Fox News host calls masked Minneapolis protesters "cowardly"; co-host says ICE agents are also masked but "that's for a different reason: they don't want to get doxed."
January 8, 2026 at 4:14 PM
1. Most aren’t wearing masks in this footage so…
2. It’s cold out
3. It’s flu season
4. They are likely to be tear gassed
5. Again… most aren’t wearing masks!!!
Fox News continues to be state propaganda garbage
2. It’s cold out
3. It’s flu season
4. They are likely to be tear gassed
5. Again… most aren’t wearing masks!!!
Fox News continues to be state propaganda garbage
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I remember Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama sleeping through the Hortmans, to both give heartfelt condemnation of violence in regards to Charlie Kirk mere hours after he died. and Look! The dumbfuck twins back fast asleep when its not a fascist being murdered.
January 8, 2026 at 7:38 AM
I remember Hilary Clinton and Barack Obama sleeping through the Hortmans, to both give heartfelt condemnation of violence in regards to Charlie Kirk mere hours after he died. and Look! The dumbfuck twins back fast asleep when its not a fascist being murdered.
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Seeing so much Ivy Deadlock smut on the TL today...
has me acting most unwise.
has me acting most unwise.
January 7, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Seeing so much Ivy Deadlock smut on the TL today...
has me acting most unwise.
has me acting most unwise.
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GOP: We invaded Venezuela, are saber rattling to invade Greenland, our guy turned Twitter into a csam website, and our thugs openly murdered someone in Minneapolis
Dem Senator, confidently: Trump ran on Affordability, but his policies are making voters say "I can't affordability my groceries!"
Dem Senator, confidently: Trump ran on Affordability, but his policies are making voters say "I can't affordability my groceries!"
January 7, 2026 at 6:10 PM
GOP: We invaded Venezuela, are saber rattling to invade Greenland, our guy turned Twitter into a csam website, and our thugs openly murdered someone in Minneapolis
Dem Senator, confidently: Trump ran on Affordability, but his policies are making voters say "I can't affordability my groceries!"
Dem Senator, confidently: Trump ran on Affordability, but his policies are making voters say "I can't affordability my groceries!"
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Borat in your own country is a good bit
Nick Shirley, whom conservatives have lionized as the next Bob Woodward, is confused about why so many medical providers are in the same building.
He doesn’t understand the concept of medical plazas.
He doesn’t understand the concept of medical plazas.
January 7, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Borat in your own country is a good bit