look I want a trial just because of all the crimes, but I won't deny I'd get some joy out of the exact moment where Rubio realizes he'll never be president
awful convenient how they're "learning" and suddenly come up with new principles like "not reporting on hacked emails", "not counting crowds" the INSTANT it reflects poorly on Mr. Trump, who they totally do not support
feel like he'd have to actually die OF NATURAL CAUSES in public for a "some critics claim he may no longer be capable of carrying out presidential duties"
Need to sit everyone down in front of Mafia/Werewolf/Among Us/etc. until they know the dread of being entirely honest about being innocent and still immediately being suspected by everybody!
that debate where he hit Cuomo with you need to know how to spell/pronounce my name... and stopped just short of the implied [because I'm going to win] was a real masterclass
Journalists have been whining about lack of trust for years - decided the best way was to treat their only remaining customers as stupid and then get mad they wouldn't buy obvious lies - and now far too many of them have brought back Nuzzi to destroy trust single-handedly. May they get just rewards.
joining ICE, putting my signing bonus towards a hit on my awful coworker who's too dumb to realize the tear gas is supposed to be aimed at the other guys, another good day of work
look, I'm reliably assured that as long as it's an Official Act, a future Dem president is free to lock Kavanaugh up until sufficient documentation is produced and there's simply nothing to be done about it
aiming laser pointers at planes has gotta be one of the dumber crimes, given the beam straight from your position... so taking this seriously seems even dumber?
quite literally, in Musk's case, and it's a real shame for all of us he wasn't quite stupid enough to kill himself and Thiel in his McLaren that one time
there was a moment where "intense homoeroticism from dudes who don't seem to actually like women that much but insist they're straight" was theoretically interesting, but now it's so baked in it's hardly worth mentioning
