CoastersPaul
coasterspaul.bsky.social
CoastersPaul
@coasterspaul.bsky.social
Problem is this theory would seem to preclude ANY fight out of fear MAGA voters might notice: don't let the government shut down in an attempt to fight for healthcare, don't release files on the president's pedophile friend...
None of which seemed to hurt. Depressing R's is also a strat!
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
coal power wasn't killed because The Evil Libs Won't Let You Get Black Lung, it was killed by natural gas!
December 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
but also, if they take away factory jobs from extremely manly, not insecure at all, white men who would TOTALLY want to work them in their absence...
December 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
it would be so funny if It Happens seeing how long the media reflexively spins out "some critics say the President appeared to no longer be living" or if they snap right to "well obviously everyone knew he wasn't in good health, so there was no point in reporting on it earlier"
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
America's diversity is beautiful; we can have a Jewish man lecturing Europe that they must protect their Christian, European heritage.
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
given the doctrine of Kavanaugh stops and presidential immunity, I believe any Democratic president legally can and *must* detain him for a while, deny any documentation he attempts to show, and pay no restitution if they ever get bored and let him go
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
what gets me is they're the one policy he seems to actually care about (beyond general racism), even has some historical trivia memorized, and he still doesn't know a thing about them!
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I feel like my cohort already saw a little "being polarized left specifically because TPUSA etc. were so annoying and easy to mock", critical support in their mission for more of that!
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
not even in a different more complicated way! just straight-up an Original Flavor Nazi almost across the board, who simply happens to be Jewish
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
don't care for Trump's health probably being the main safeguard against a 22nd case coming up!
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
compromise position of STEM but just for Wallace and Gromit inventions
December 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
gotta say the incident when the IDF killed two escaped Israeli hostages attempting to surrender because it believed them to be Palestinian civilians did not do much to dispel that narrative!
December 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I *guess* there were always other, worse possibilities for "inside job", but I like the implication there's a chunk who believe Bush Did 9/11 and that they should vote for his party.

At least the old few-% crosstab of "Biden stole the election, which was good" was consistent!
December 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
and as we all know, before that they were always at peace, on account of being white, civilized countries who would NEVER start a war for a hundred years, or a world war, or a world war when left to their own devices; just zero disputes whatsoever that could make some sort of governing body useful
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I liked Wake Up Dead Man and all but not too sure about the direction of this one
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Cowards!
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
unless they're a Dem, of course.
December 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Has the man, just once in his life, seen a single civilian he didn't dream of murdering while eating his daily birthday cake?
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
he is, I think, almost entirely a creature of optimizing for The Algorithm, (admittedly scarily good at that), and had it or he taken a slightly different path in what Content was Incentivized he'd probably be near the same position but making something entirely different
December 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Pacific Rim having "we need to cooperate internationally [with giant robots] to deal with the impacts of climate change [kaijus] instead of putting resources into a useless wall" in 2013 still gets me
December 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I was right on the edge where "gay" stopped being The Insult To Use over the course of my schooling, which was nice.
December 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I see pro-fish politics claims another
December 4, 2025 at 3:06 AM
disc horse bot says transadmins only 😤
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 AM
can't imagine anyone else would really want to do it, probably takes a ton of votes again and ends with the speaker closing with a deal making them even more knifeable by even less of the caucus
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM