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Mexican Pirate King
@christophicles.bsky.social
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Equity. Inclusivity. Frivolity. Soccer is life, as is the refreshing, citrusy blast of Tang, a kick in a glass. Huzzah to geeky & nerdy things! There is very little meat in these gym mats. He/Him Discord: Christophicles
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amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 18h
The crowd did not disperse, an instead started playing Tubthumping by Chumbawamba — I get knocked down, but I get up again.
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · 18h
Portland ICE facility now.
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Stephen Nuñez @socio-steve.bsky.social · 8h
Some folks were worried that they'd sic thugs on the protestors or declare martial law. Instead they posted AI videos and complained.

These people have no juice. Their supporters are cowards. They are are all bark and no bite. They collapse when we push back. Remember that.
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Dr. Brendan Anderson @fossilsndcoffee.bsky.social · 17h
Day168 of photoshopping @lastweektonight.com's John Oliver with fossils in the hopes that he helps save the Paleontological Research Institution

John(H. sapiens) reflecting on what could have been with a specimen of Tiktaalik roseae Don't let PRI go extinct! #Science #SavePRI still going @ #GSA 🧪⚒️
John Oliver holding a specimen of TIktaalik roseae an amphibious creature which represents a transition to tetrapods. In the video bubble is a picture of John Oliver shirtless on the beach with his hair blowing in the wind, holding hands with a green and tan Tiktaalik plush
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1d
shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible
secretbase.bsky.social Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 1d
Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers y-axis is total bases x-axis is at-bats shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats
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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 1d
Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers y-axis is total bases x-axis is at-bats shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats
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Big Demon Energy @mayawest.online · 1d
an Alf Hog a day keeps the nazis away
mommunism.bsky.social Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 1d
Keep it up lol
We are KIRK ARMY NOW 1983-2025 Mike @BigMike31491329 •15m Replying to @catturd2 I got on @bluesky yesterday wanting to troll and have a good time. After about 20 minutes, I had to delete said account. They are disgusting! Mostly porn, trans porn, and just. I had to delete that account and wash my eyes.
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Alexander @octatron3030.bsky.social · 1d
We got the Lucha contingency out here
No fascist no ice sign with a luchador drop kicking an ICE agent.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 1d
I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.
The Obama Hope poster, but it's a frog and it says "Hop"
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · Mar 23
being afraid to say "guillotines" online now & referring to them instead as "the tall French goodbye"
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
In honor of National Principal’s Day, we made our principal a giant poster. My job was to acquire as many kids to sign before lunch was done. My goal was 150 kids. There ended up being 227 kids (out of 380), many of whom fell over themselves to tell our principal how awesome she is :)
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.bsky.social · 1d
It’s going to take ages to pay all these people
Massive crowd in DC Massive crowd in Times Square
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 1d
My daughter the One Piece fan drew this poster for her No Kings rally today
Poster made by my daughter for her No Kings rally based on One Piece: Luffy punching Trump
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
I have ran the word “absurd” into the ground whenever I talk about Shohei. Because he just casually does brilliantly amazing things all the time
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
WHILE MIRED IN A SLUMP THAT SAW HIM HIT .158 IN THE POSTSEASON THIS YEAR BEFORE TONIGHT. THE MAN RUNS INTO ADVERSITY AND THEN CREATES SOMETHING UTTERLY AWE-INSPIRING
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He struck out ten different hitters while allowing no runs for 6 innings
christophicles.bsky.social Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
Shohei hit a quarter of a mile of home runs
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
He struck out ten different hitters while allowing no runs for 6 innings
christophicles.bsky.social Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
Shohei hit a quarter of a mile of home runs
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
Shohei hit a quarter of a mile of home runs
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
Shohei was so displeased with his slump that he then decided to play the greatest game of baseball anyone has ever seen
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
SHOHEI OHTANI I APPRECIATE YOUR GENERAL EXISTENCE. IF YOU EVER WANT SOME RICE KRISPY TREATS AND TANG, A KICK IN A GLASS, I WILL PROVIDE IT WHENEVER YOU WISH. JUST LET ME KNOW
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
BACK TO THE FALL CLASSIC BABY! BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE GREATEST PERFORMANCE BY A BASEBALL PLAYER EVER
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
Okay. Let’s go Sasaki-kun
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 1d
is hitting 3 home runs and striking out 10 batters in the NLCS the best game in baseball history
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 2d
When Anthony Banda pitched yesterday, I exclaimed “Ba-ba-ba-ba-BANDA TIME!” My wife thought I said “BIDI BIDI BANDA”, and frankly that is a million times better.
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
BIDI BIDI BANDA already up throwing. Thank goodness
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
Oh BlaQe…
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Mexican Pirate King @christophicles.bsky.social · 1d
The “AH” from Ohtani as he crushed that last homer was a man feeling completely at one with the world around him