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Mexican Pirate King
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Equity. Inclusivity. Frivolity. Soccer is life, as is the refreshing, citrusy blast of Tang, a kick in a glass. Huzzah to geeky & nerdy things! There is very little meat in these gym mats. He/Him
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Relatable Corvid
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Okay, seriously last thing. We treat athletes in women's sports like they should be above chasing the money like their male counterparts. Players want to make millions. They leave to make millions. Being a woman doesn't change that desire. Pony up. Time's ticking.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
ACAB includes sports commissioners.
December 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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"Berman thwarted the four-year deal because it violated the spirit of the league, according to the people who weren’t authorized to speak publicly about the deal."

That is ..... quite something!
December 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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It is explicitly stated in the CBA that there is no maximum salary under the current salary cap, which it seems the Spirit are not contesting and simply want to pay a third of to Trinity Rodman
Another important note here: Bloomberg reports that the NWSLPA has filed a grievance "based on the details of the contract being fair and compliant" with the CBA.
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Only evil assholes mess with libraries and librarians.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Enjoy your Bacon medicinally
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Look, I can’t quite jingle ALL the way. But I can jingle a solid 3/4 of the way. Whaddya say?
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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🎶 Last Christmas
I gave you Pop Tarts®️
The very next day
You toasted them, yay 🎶
December 15, 2023 at 12:49 AM
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hey @nytimes.com i had the scoop on this story hours ago. add a reference in your story to my name and outlet. thanks.

www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
Trump Renames Institute of Peace for Himself
www.nytimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Trump's attacks against the Somali community are racist, vile, & predictable.

As prices rise & his popularity plummets, Trump is resorting to hate and division — hoping he can get you to blame your neighbors, so you'll forget about his failures.

Don't drink his poison.
Trump describes Somali immigrants as 'garbage' amid feud with Minnesota congresswoman, governor
President Donald Trump said of Somali immigrants on Tuesday that he doesn't "want them in our country."
abcnews.go.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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WV Sen Shelly Moore Capito
ND Sen Kevin Cramer
Missouri Sen Eric Schmidt
Fla Rep. Vern Buchanan
Tenn Sen Marsha Blackburn
Texas Sen Ted Cruz
Ohio Sen Bernie Moreno
Missouri Rep Sam Graves
Pa Rep Mike Kelly
Texas Rep Roger Williams
Ohio Rep Troy Bolderson
Michigan Rep. Lisa McClain
2/2
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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OK I’ve put together the list. Shame on all of them:

Ford CEO Jim Farley
Stellantis CEO Antonio Filosa
General Motors plant manager John Urbanic
National Auto Dealers Association Chairman Tom Castriota
Transportation Sec Sean Duffy
Deputy transportation Sec Steven Bradbury
1/2
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Ever mindful of the visuals, he gathers a giant group of old white people to surround him and support him while he spews his vile racist rants.
Trump, continued: "What the Somalian people have done to Minnesota is not even believable. It’s not even believable. And a lot of it starts with the governor. A lot of it starts with Barack HUSSEIN Obama, because that’s when people started coming in... They want to kiss our country good night."
December 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Oh, mirror in the sky
What is love?
Oh baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me, no more
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
December 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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when someone asks if you like rocks, SAY YES. great things result.
December 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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And we all love @floregonian.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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It's not just about leave but about what we are producing when we are working, says Toss Grumley.
December 3, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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bluesky unwrapped 2025

you said “jerry, no” 67 times

you were in the top .01% of posters on your block

247 new people followed you and they all already hate you
December 4, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Here you go
December 4, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Still cleaning up the logo placements/transparency but this was too funny not to share
December 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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These are good moments to remember that the CEOs of all the biggest companies in America are happy to go to White House dinners and slap this guy’s back. They do not care about this. Remember this, years from now, when they want you to forget.
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM