Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her
@southernsylvs.bsky.social
1/2 of SheaButterFC. Every Blade Of Grass @fearlesssc.com Writer. CP23 and Naomi Girma truther. Willingly hurt by football. Resist and build a better world. CFC, RM, BVB, Reign, Cougs, Steelers, Lady Vols, Pens, Blue Hens.
I hear him, but you can't lose to 2025 Florida.
November 29, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I hear him, but you can't lose to 2025 Florida.
Marcel Reed needs an ayahuasca retreat
November 29, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Marcel Reed needs an ayahuasca retreat
Implosion complete
A&M yearly implosion at the worst time?
November 29, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Implosion complete
Gonna hear about Arch a lot this weekend. This time, it's warranted.
November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Gonna hear about Arch a lot this weekend. This time, it's warranted.
Need Dudley vs. Aikey in the final for selfish reasons
November 29, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Need Dudley vs. Aikey in the final for selfish reasons
A&M yearly implosion at the worst time?
November 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
A&M yearly implosion at the worst time?
Also, before the day is over..."in my miiiiinnd"
November 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Also, before the day is over..."in my miiiiinnd"
Windiana, people are saying
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Windiana, people are saying
Anything worth critiquing feels nit-picky after that result. Honestly, good game. More disappointed in Italy. I expected a little more from them.
November 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Anything worth critiquing feels nit-picky after that result. Honestly, good game. More disappointed in Italy. I expected a little more from them.
I know Yohannes was the goat at playing chase around a car. Never got caught.
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I know Yohannes was the goat at playing chase around a car. Never got caught.
Cat's three passes before that should have come off. Great run and 2nd and 3rd touch.
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Cat's three passes before that should have come off. Great run and 2nd and 3rd touch.
The short player crashing the box is wild
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The short player crashing the box is wild
Unreal football player
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Unreal football player
Emma Hayes throws up anytime Naomi isn't in camp. That's why.
November 29, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Emma Hayes throws up anytime Naomi isn't in camp. That's why.
I WILL LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR 4
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I WILL LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR 4
Rose's position, football
November 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Rose's position, football
Left side = strong side
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Left side = strong side
Lol, so Rose wide
November 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Lol, so Rose wide
Captain Naomi!
November 29, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Captain Naomi!
Stanford is doing very mean things to MSU
November 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Stanford is doing very mean things to MSU
Aikey is a problem
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Aikey is a problem
Moultrie rw. Sure?
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Moultrie rw. Sure?
I feel like "go for 2" is that new math my parents complained about when I was young. I just don't understand risking an extra possession before you have to. Especially with that offense. But math was never my subject, so...
November 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I feel like "go for 2" is that new math my parents complained about when I was young. I just don't understand risking an extra possession before you have to. Especially with that offense. But math was never my subject, so...