Chris G
@chrisgx.bsky.social
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you're gonna wanna see this
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
you're gonna wanna see this
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asked if i still believe i’ll vote labour next time, i reply “no”
Asked if Keir Starmer still believes that a trans woman is a woman, his spokesman replies "no".
Says that trans women must now use men's bathrooms
Says that trans women must now use men's bathrooms
April 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
asked if i still believe i’ll vote labour next time, i reply “no”
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January 5, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The other guard likes big butts but cannot tell the truth. You are allowed to ask one question.
The other guard likes big butts but cannot tell the truth. You are allowed to ask one question.
January 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
The other guard likes big butts but cannot tell the truth. You are allowed to ask one question.
The other guard likes big butts but cannot tell the truth. You are allowed to ask one question.
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Fun travel tip: forced perspective and a few plastic dinosaurs can make all your travel photos more interesting.
December 16, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Fun travel tip: forced perspective and a few plastic dinosaurs can make all your travel photos more interesting.
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if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
December 2, 2024 at 3:46 AM
if santa needs an elf on a shelf to report my crimes, maybe he’s not as omnipotent as he claims. maybe he can be killed
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I’m Alan Partridge - Series One
November 25, 2024 at 12:57 PM
I’m Alan Partridge - Series One
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mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
May 1, 2023 at 7:49 PM
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
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date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
Jim Henson: they have names
May 1, 2023 at 12:01 PM
date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
Jim Henson: they have names
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Keep Gallifrey Tidy #DoctorWho #Wombles
July 6, 2023 at 8:30 AM
Keep Gallifrey Tidy #DoctorWho #Wombles
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not the 1982 original, and not the 2011 prequel, but a secret third Thing
November 23, 2024 at 1:06 AM
not the 1982 original, and not the 2011 prequel, but a secret third Thing
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funny how all the “Bluesky is an echo chamber” opeds sound exactly the same
November 22, 2024 at 1:35 PM
funny how all the “Bluesky is an echo chamber” opeds sound exactly the same
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therapist: describe this picture
me: that’s my father yelling at me
therapist: and this one
me: you having sex with my wife
therapist: and this one
me: aren’t these normally ink blots
me: that’s my father yelling at me
therapist: and this one
me: you having sex with my wife
therapist: and this one
me: aren’t these normally ink blots
November 1, 2024 at 1:33 PM
therapist: describe this picture
me: that’s my father yelling at me
therapist: and this one
me: you having sex with my wife
therapist: and this one
me: aren’t these normally ink blots
me: that’s my father yelling at me
therapist: and this one
me: you having sex with my wife
therapist: and this one
me: aren’t these normally ink blots
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What was I famous for on Twitter? Old TV clips - especially this unexpectedly bleak advert
November 18, 2024 at 4:21 PM
What was I famous for on Twitter? Old TV clips - especially this unexpectedly bleak advert